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TOP TEN OTHER WAYS SADDAM HUSSEIN CAN IMPROVE HIS IMAGE
10. Start acting only moderately insane
9. Vow to keep the bathing suit competition in the Miss Iraq contest
8. Claim it was his wife, Hillary, not he, who made all decisions concerning
the Whitewater land deal
7. Move to New York and become a courteous, well-groomed cab driver
6. Star in new sitcom "Husseinfeld"
5. Assassinate Hootie and seize control of the Blowfish
4. Turn Kuwait into the world's biggest Starbucks Coffee Bar
3. Appear in on of those milk mustache ads (cut to ADDA)
2. Put a warhead in his pants and blow his ass to Neptune
1. Nail one of them Baghdad hookers
Letterman, Monday, July 17, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995