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MY SECRETARY'S TOP TEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT ME
10. THE WAY I'M ALWAYS BORROWING HER WHITE-OUT TO PAINT
MY FINGERNAILS
9. MY STRICT 'NO TALKING' POLICY DURING THE "MONTEL
WILLIAMS SHOW"
8. HAVING TO FEED THE SQUIRREL THAT LIVES IN MY HAIR
7. I'M JUST TOO DAMN GOOFY-LOOKIN' TO TAKE SERIOUSLY
6. EVERY MORNING FROM 8 TO 10, IT'S PING-PONG WITH MS. CAROL
CHANNING
5. THE UNBEARABLE STENCH OF VICKS VAPORUB AND CHEDDAR
CHEESE
4. ABOUT THREE HUNDRED TIMES A DAY, I BUZZ HER ON THE
INTERCOM & SHOUT, "BREAKER BREAKER 109, GOOD BUDDY"
3. WHEN I'M OUT OF TOWN, WAY I HAVE THAT WOMAN BREAK
INTO HER HOUSE
2. I FREQUENTLY WALK AROUND THE OFFICE IN NOTYHING BUT A
MENENDEZ WIG
1. THE DAILY CANINGS
Letterman, Friday October 21, 1994
Originally aired 4/27/94
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994