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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN SIGNS THE NANNY YOU'VE HIRED IS REALLY A MAN
10. CONSTANTLY WHINING ABOUT PROSTATE TROUBLE
9. NAME ON DRIVER'S LICENSE READ: "WALTER PAYTON"
8. CAN BENCH PRESS 450
7. AFTER CHANGING BABY'S DIAPERS, SERVICES YOUR JEEP
6. CONSTANTLY ADJUSTING HERSELF
5. HAS ADAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A CUE BALL
4. ON DAY OFF APPEARS ON GERALDO
3. KNOWS A LITTLE TOO MUCH ABOUT MORK
2. WINCES WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS LORENA
BOBBITT
1. THE BEA ARTHUR FACTOR
Letterman Thursday, October 20, 1994
Originally aired 11/30/93
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1993