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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HANDYMAN IS NUTS
10. DRINKS ELMER'S GLUE LIKE IT WAS ROOT BEER
9. KEEPS TELLING YOU "TOOLS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES"
8. UPSIDE DOWN BLUEPRINT TELLS YOU YOU'RE STUCK WITH A
TOILET ON YOUR CEILING
7. CLAIMS TO BE THE BASTARD LOVE CHILD OF BLACK & DECKER
6. HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOME REPAIR, HE'S JUST A
PRETTY BOY ACTOR GETTING A FAT PAYCHECK
5. THERE'S NOTHING IN HIS TOOLBOX BUT A BOLOGNA SANDWICH
AND A PACK OF CONDOMS
4. CAN'T LIFT ARMS FROM SIDES BECAUSE OF A SUPER GLUE
ACCIDENT BACK IN '87
3. GETS HEAD CAUGHT IN A VICE
2. WHENEVER YOU TURN YOUR BACK HE FIRES A NAIL GUN AT
YOUR ASS
1. THAT AIN'T PUTTY!
Letterman, Thursday November 10, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994