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TOP TEN MARIO CUOMO EXCUSES
10. COULDN'T BEAR BEING STUCK IN ALBANY FOR ANOTHER FOUR
YEARS
9. LOST MY MOTIVATION AFTER I WON THAT $70 MILLION LOTTO
8. BALLOTS WERE MISCOUNTED BY NEW YORK CITY HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATES
7. CAMPAIGN SPEECHES CONTINUALLY INTERRUPTED BY ANDREW
GIULIANI
6. SHOULDN'T HAVE ADVERTISED ON CBS PRIMETIME
5. PATAKI SORT OF RHYMES WITH HOCKEY--AND PEOPLE REALLY
LIKE HOCKEY!
4. DIDN'T HAVE THE GOOD SENSE TO GET CAUGHT SMOKING CRACK
IN A WASHINGTON, D.C. HOTEL ROOM
3. WHEN MR. GOTTI SAYS TAKE A DIVE, YOU TAKE A DAMN DIVE
2. TALKED MUJIBUR INTO VOTING FOR HIM, BUT NEVER CONVINCED
THAT THICK-SKULLED BASTARD SIRAJUL
1. THREE WORDS: CAMPAIGN MANAGER GUMP
Letterman, Wednesday November 9, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1994