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1993-05-04
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The original list of "Things you can do if you get bored" was found on
"Mel's Diner", a local BBS. This was just a list, with no way to dis-
play them one at a time.
Deciding not to "reinvent the wheel", the program is a modified version
of RODNEY. RODNEY generates a random Rodney Dangerfield quote each time
it's run. I choose this route because it offered everything I needed.
Specifically, the statements are stored in a separate data file in
ASCII format, and up to 3 lines can be assocated with each one. I have
no idea who wrote RODNEY so unfortunataly I cannot give the author
credit for it. No copyright message was found in the EXE file though so
I assume that it is in the public domain. This is the same program that
runs REDNEK12, a list of "REDNECK" jokes.
Feel free to distribute this program in any way you see fit as long as
no charge is made other than a typical disk copying charge if you are a
shareware vendor. I only ask that all 3 files be kept together (.EXE
.DAT & .DOC). Consider this "freeware", no payment is asked nor
expected. My only request is the same as Patrick asked in his docs for
TODAY, and that is if you add more redneck jokes that you feel are
good, please send them to me on a diskette (any type). Please DO NOT
send a modified BORED1.DAT file as I would need to separate your
additions from the originals, send just your additions. Disks may be
sent to:
Don Evinger
Evinger MicroSystems
3161 Cabana Street
Mira Loma, CA 91752