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If you get TOO bored, you can.... Sharpen your teeth If you get TOO bored, you can.... Play Houdini with one of your siblings If you get TOO bored, you can.... Braid your dog's hair If you get TOO bored, you can.... Clean and polish your belly button If you get TOO bored, you can.... Water your dog...see if he grows If you get TOO bored, you can.... Wash a tree If you get TOO bored, you can.... Knight yourself If you get TOO bored, you can.... Name your child Edsel If you get TOO bored, you can.... Scare Stephen King If you get TOO bored, you can.... Give your cat a mohawk If you get TOO bored, you can.... Purr If you get TOO bored, you can.... Mow your carpet If you get TOO bored, you can.... Play Pat Boone records backwards If you get TOO bored, you can.... Vacuum your lawn If you get TOO bored, you can.... Whine If you get TOO bored, you can.... Rake your carpet If you get TOO bored, you can.... Re-elect Richard Nixon If you get TOO bored, you can.... Critique "Three's Company" If you get TOO bored, you can.... Listen to a painting If you get TOO bored, you can.... Play with matches If you get TOO bored, you can.... Buff your cat If you get TOO bored, you can.... Race ferrets If you get TOO bored, you can.... Paint your house...Day-Glo Orange If you get TOO bored, you can.... Have a formal dinner at White Castle If you get TOO bored, you can.... Read Homer in the original Greek If you get TOO bored, you can.... Change your mind If you get TOO bored, you can.... Learn Greek If you get TOO bored, you can.... Watch the sun...see if it moves If you get TOO bored, you can.... Stand on your head If you get TOO bored, you can.... Stand on someone else's head If you get TOO bored, you can.... Build a pyramid If you get TOO bored, you can.... Spit shine your Nikes If you get TOO bored, you can.... See how long you can stay awake If you get TOO bored, you can.... Paint your teeth If you get TOO bored, you can.... See how long you can sleep If you get TOO bored, you can.... Wear a salad If you get TOO bored, you can.... Speak with a forked tongue If you get TOO bored, you can.... Get your dog braces If you get TOO bored, you can.... Shave a shrub If you get TOO bored, you can.... Have a proton fight If you get TOO bored, you can.... Watch a car rust If you get TOO bored, you can.... Quiver If you get TOO bored, you can.... Rotate your carpet If you get TOO bored, you can.... Learn to type...with your toes If you get TOO bored, you can.... Set up your Christmas tree...in April If you get TOO bored, you can.... Buy the Brooklyn Bridge If you get TOO bored, you can.... Mail it to a friend If you get TOO bored, you can.... Be someone special If you get TOO bored, you can.... Go back to square one If you get TOO bored, you can.... Factor your social security number If you get TOO bored, you can.... Take the fifth If you get TOO bored, you can.... Memorize a series of random numbers If you get TOO bored, you can.... Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages If you get TOO bored, you can.... Join the Foreign Legion If you get TOO bored, you can.... Learn Sanskrit If you get TOO bored, you can.... Exist...existentially, of course If you get TOO bored, you can.... Print counterfeit Confederate money If you get TOO bored, you can.... Kick a cabbage If you get TOO bored, you can.... Take a picture If you get TOO bored, you can.... Sandpaper a mushroom If you get TOO bored, you can.... Play solitaire...for cash If you get TOO bored, you can.... Abuse your patio furniture If you get TOO bored, you can.... Run for Pope If you get TOO bored, you can.... Count to a million...fast If you get TOO bored, you can.... Make a schematic drawing...of a rock If you get TOO bored, you can.... Commit seppuku...with a paper knife If you get TOO bored, you can.... Revert If you get TOO bored, you can.... Think shallow thoughts If you get TOO bored, you can.... Sleep on a bed of nails If you get TOO bored, you can.... DON'T toss and turn If you get TOO bored, you can.... Boil ice cream If you get TOO bored, you can.... Run around in squares If you get TOO bored, you can.... Think of quadruple entendres If you get TOO bored, you can.... Speak in acronyms If you get TOO bored, you can.... Have your pillow X-rayed If you get TOO bored, you can.... Drink straight shots...of water If you get TOO bored, you can.... Calmly have a nervous breakdown If you get TOO bored, you can.... Give your goldfish a perm If you get TOO bored, you can.... Fly a brick If you get TOO bored, you can.... Play tag...on the Interstate If you get TOO bored, you can.... Exorcise a ghost If you get TOO bored, you can.... Be blue If you get TOO bored, you can.... Be red If you get TOO bored, you can.... Paint stripes on a lake If you get TOO bored, you can.... Ski Kansas If you get TOO bored, you can.... Sleep in freefall If you get TOO bored, you can.... Kill a joule If you get TOO bored, you can.... Test thin ice...with a pogo stick If you get TOO bored, you can.... Apply for a unicorn hunting license If you get TOO bored, you can.... Do a good job If you get TOO bored, you can.... Crawl If you get TOO bored, you can.... Invite the Mansons over for dinner If you get TOO bored, you can.... Paint your windows If you get TOO bored, you can.... Watch a watch until it stops If you get TOO bored, you can.... Continue this list and put it on another BBS