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JUST FOR FUN
From my Uncle John Fleming
Let's see if I understand how the
world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work, he blames the
restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40
years and die of lung cancer, your
family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree
while driving home drunk, he blames
the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats
without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged
madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into
the cockpit and tries to kill the
pilot at 35,000 feet, and the
passengers kill him instead, the
mother of the deceased blames the
airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my old, wrinkled
butt is parked in front of this
computer, I want you to blame Bill
Gates...okay?
(Even if it's Jack Tramiel's C-64!)
JF