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  1.                   ...:::///  CLASSIC COWS  \\\:::...
  2.  
  3.              Part 1 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
  4.                   ________________________
  5.          (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
  6.          (oo)   ( A real COWlector's Item! )
  7.   /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! *
  8.  / |     ||
  9. *  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
  10.    ~~    ~~             Please send your submissions to:
  11.      Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
  12.  
  13. -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
  14.  
  15.   ______________
  16.   |   E.T.'S   |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  17.   |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
  18.   |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
  19.   |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
  20.         ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
  21.         ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
  22.   ______||_______
  23.   | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  24.   |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
  25.         ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/
  26.         ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
  27.         ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
  28.         ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
  29.  
  30. -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
  31.  
  32.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  33.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  34.   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  35.  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  36. *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
  37.    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  38.      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
  39.                    with milk     after milking      cow with milk
  40.  
  41.          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
  42.          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  43.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  44.  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
  45. *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
  46.    ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
  47.      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
  48.                 seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull
  49.  
  50.  
  51.  
  52.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  53.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  54.   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  55.  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  56. *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  57. \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  58.   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  59.     on grass         on cow
  60.  
  61.           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
  62.           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  63.   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  64.  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
  65.     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  66.  ooo~~    ~~    ooooooooooooooooo     ~~    ~~         ~~
  67.   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
  68.     a shit            shit             kicked out of her
  69.  
  70.  
  71.          (__)
  72.          (oo)                       U
  73.   /-------\/                    /---V
  74.  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  75. *  ||----||
  76.    ~~    ~~
  77.  
  78. Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
  79.  
  80.  
  81.  
  82.          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
  83.          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  84.   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  85.  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
  86. *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
  87.    ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (~~)
  88.  
  89. American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
  90.  
  91.  
  92.  
  93.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  94.          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  95.   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  96.  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
  97. *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
  98.    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  99.  
  100. Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
  101. start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
  102.  
  103.  
  104.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  105.          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  106.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  107.  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
  108. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  109.    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  110.  
  111. Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
  112.                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
  113.  
  114.  
  115.                                          /\                  __
  116.                                         /  \                 ||
  117.              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
  118.              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  119.       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  120.      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
  121.     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
  122.        ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
  123.     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  124.   to George Washington       this cow                   cow
  125.  
  126.  
  127.                                                  (__)
  128.          *        (__)                           (oo)
  129.           \       (oo)                     /------\/
  130.            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
  131.             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
  132.             ||----||                    *  ||----||
  133.             ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
  134.      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
  135.        to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer
  136.  
  137.  
  138.                   (___)               (__)      (__)
  139.                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
  140.            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
  141.           / |     ||V                   |        |
  142.          *  ||----||                    ||------||
  143.             ~~    ~~                    ~~      ~~
  144.   The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  145. the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
  146.  
  147.  
  148.              (__)                   (__)
  149.              [##]                   (@o)
  150.       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
  151.      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
  152.     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
  153.        ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~                ~~    ~
  154.  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  155.   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
  156.  
  157.  
  158.                     (____)             (____)                           (____)
  159.                     (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
  160.          /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
  161.         / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
  162.        /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
  163.       *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
  164.           /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~
  165.      This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
  166.       to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
  167.                                                            legs or eight
  168.  
  169.                          (__)
  170.          (__)            (oo)         (__)
  171.          (oo)            /\/          (oo)
  172.   /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----
  173.  / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
  174. *  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
  175.    OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO
  176.  
  177.  Cow-vertible      .     .     .
  178.  
  179.  
  180.                               (__)
  181. *_                     *_     ( oo             *_
  182.   \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)
  183.    \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____
  184.     ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \
  185.     OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO
  186.  
  187.                     Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)
  188.  
  189.  
  190.   *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
  191.    \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)
  192.     \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________
  193.      |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
  194.      ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
  195.      ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~             ~~    ~
  196.                Twins                         Cow Catcher
  197.  
  198.                              (__)
  199.          (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
  200.          (oo)              <=|~~|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
  201.   /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
  202.  / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
  203. *  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
  204.    ~~    ~~      *  ||------||          ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~
  205.                     ~~      ~~
  206.  Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
  207.      Cow                Cow
  208.  
  209.  
  210.          (~~) (              (oo)                        (__)
  211.          (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
  212.   /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
  213.  / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
  214. *  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
  215.    ~~    ~~            ~~    ~                    ~~    ~~
  216.    Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
  217.      cow                  cow                        cow
  218.                                           (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
  219.                                                Use your imagination.)
  220.  
  221.  
  222.                O__O                             \_|_/
  223.                (oo)                             (oo)
  224.         /-------\/                       /-------\/
  225.        / |     ||                       / |     ||
  226.       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
  227.          ~~    ~~                         ~~    ~~
  228.     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
  229.  
  230.  
  231.  
  232.                         (__)                        (__)
  233.                 ~~      (oo)                        (--)
  234.             ~~~~ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
  235.          ~~~~~  / |     ||                        /|    |\
  236.        ~~~~~   *  ||----||                       ~ |    | ~
  237.     ~~~~~~~~  ====~~====~~====                     |    |
  238. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~/                                     /----\
  239. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                /    \ \
  240. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~               ~      * ~
  241.      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
  242.                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)
  243.  
  244.  
  245.                )\               (__)
  246.               /  \              (oo)
  247.         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  248.             Cow trying out for a part
  249.               in the new JAWS movie
  250.  
  251.         *                                                 (__)
  252.          \                                                (DD)
  253.           \                                        /-------\/
  254.           |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
  255.         \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
  256.         \\|| \(oo)                                  ~~    ~
  257.          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
  258.           ~~ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
  259.            \\ ||
  260.             \\||
  261.              \||
  262.               ~~                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
  263.                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
  264.                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  265.  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
  266.                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
  267.                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
  268.    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
  269.     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||~_|
  270.        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
  271.         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ~~    ~
  272.      /--UU--\/        (____________)
  273.     / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
  274.    *  ||---||
  275.  
  276.    (New) Jersey Cow
  277.  
  278.  
  279.                        O O                 O O
  280.                         \ \               / /
  281.                          \ \          (__) /
  282.           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
  283.           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
  284.    /-------\/               \|        | /
  285.   / |     ||                 +--------+
  286.  *  ||----||
  287.     ~~    ~~
  288. Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
  289.  
  290.  
  291.            o==+--
  292.            |  |\ \
  293.            |  | \ \    ____________________
  294.            |   \ \ \   |                  |
  295.            |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
  296.            |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
  297.            |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
  298.            |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
  299.            |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
  300.          /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
  301.         /     \       \|                  |
  302.         |     |        |                  |
  303.         \     /        |                  |
  304.          \---/         |                  |
  305.                        |                  |
  306.                     --------------------------
  307.                    (                          )
  308.                     --------------------------
  309.  
  310.                   Cow-struction worker.
  311.  
  312.                                                |
  313.                                              /---\
  314.                                              : = :
  315.                                              :   :
  316.                            :,','. '.         :   :---\
  317.               ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :
  318.  
  319.             Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
  320.  
  321.  
  322.          o  o
  323.          |__|             (__)             (__)
  324.          (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  325.   /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
  326.  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  327. *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
  328.    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  329.  bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
  330.  male relative     cow              cow            cow
  331.  cow
  332.                        x
  333.                    xxxx|xxxx
  334.                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
  335.                        |
  336.                       //
  337.                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
  338.                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
  339.          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
  340.         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
  341.        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
  342.           ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~       ~~    ~~
  343.      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
  344.  
  345.  
  346.                             o        o             (__)    ~
  347.                              \      /              (oo)   /
  348.                               \    /           _____\/___/
  349.              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
  350.              (oo)       _______(oo)          ~  /  * /
  351.     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
  352.    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  353.   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
  354.      ~~      ~~         ||-----||            /   /
  355.                         ~~     ~~           ~    ~
  356.  
  357.     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
  358.         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
  359.    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
  360.      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
  361.  
  362.             o
  363.             | [---]
  364.             |   |
  365.             |   |                              |------========|
  366.        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
  367.       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
  368.       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
  369.       |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|
  370.       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
  371.        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
  372.     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
  373.     |               |        *  ||------||-----~
  374.     -----------------           ||      |      |
  375.       /    /  \   \             ~~      ~      |
  376.      /     ----    \
  377.       ~~         ~~           This cow jumped over the Moon
  378.  
  379.  
  380.                 (__)
  381.                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
  382.                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
  383.               /\    \__                                 ~  :..("")
  384.              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
  385.             /----~/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
  386.                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
  387.                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
  388.               *_/ /    \   /~              //  /              \\
  389.                  /      \ ~               //                   \\
  390.  
  391.                      Psycowlogist and patient
  392.  
  393.  
  394.                                                (___)
  395.           \~~~~~~~~\   (__)                    (o o)
  396.            \~~~~~~~~\\ (oo)                     \ /
  397.         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
  398.       ~_______/   ---  \______~              // -----\
  399.      ~--------\   \S/  /\_____~              \\/_~{} /==V===[]
  400.                \______/                        \_____\\//
  401.                                                 \__/
  402.    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
  403.     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
  404.                                                 //   //
  405.                                                 ~~    ~~
  406.  
  407.  
  408.                                           ==================
  409.  _____________________________            H                H
  410.  |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
  411.  |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
  412.  |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
  413.  |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
  414.  |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
  415.  |             | o           |            H~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~H       ||
  416.  |             | ~           |            H                H       ||
  417.  |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
  418.  |             |             |            H                H       ||
  419.  |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
  420.                                           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     ~~~~~~~
  421.  Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
  422.  
  423.  
  424.      (  (    )
  425.    ( (     )   )
  426.    ( (         )
  427.   (           / )
  428.  ( ( \\       )
  429.      ( |  // )
  430.        |   |    (__)
  431.        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
  432.        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
  433.        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
  434.      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
  435.     ``'---------~~
  436.         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
  437.  
  438.  
  439.                    \  |  /         ___________
  440.     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
  441.    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
  442.    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
  443.    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
  444.    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
  445.    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
  446.    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
  447.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |
  448.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |~~~~~~| |      | |  || | |
  449. ~~~|    (~~~~~) |~~~~~#~| H  |_ |~|  | |||| | |~~~~~~|         |
  450.    |    ( ||| ) |     # ~~~~~~    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  451.    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  452.         `v'-                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~      | ||||||| |
  453.          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
  454.                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
  455.               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
  456.              / |     ||        ||_______| \
  457.             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
  458.                ~~    ~~        ~~      ~~
  459.  
  460.                         "Cow Town"
  461.  
  462.  
  463.               \ (__)                       (__)
  464.               \\(oo)                       (\/)
  465.          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  466.         / |    (##)                / |     ||
  467.        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  468.           ~~    ~~                   ~~    ~~
  469.     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
  470.  
  471.  
  472.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  473.          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  474.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  475.  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
  476. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  477.    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  478.  
  479. Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  480.  
  481.  
  482.          (__)                                              (__)
  483.          (oo)                                              (oo)
  484.   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  485.  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
  486. *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
  487.    ~~    ~~                              ~~                ~~
  488.  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
  489.                          *
  490.                       **   **
  491.                  * **  * * *  **
  492.                 *   /  /   \ *  *
  493.              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
  494.           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
  495.             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
  496.             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
  497.             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
  498.           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ~~     ~~
  499.          /  /     ~~    ~~    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
  500.                  Cow in Heat
  501.  
  502.  
  503.            (___)
  504.            (o o)
  505.      /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
  506.     /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
  507.    |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
  508.    /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  509.   | ||   *||~-----||                  *  OO----OO
  510.   *  ~~   ~~      ~~
  511.     Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
  512.  
  513.  
  514.          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
  515.          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  516.   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  517.  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
  518. *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
  519.    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
  520. Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
  521.  
  522.  
  523.                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
  524.                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  525.   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  526.  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
  527. *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
  528.    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
  529.       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
  530.  
  531.  
  532.          ____
  533.         (____)
  534.                                .xxxx.
  535.          (__)                  '(oo)`
  536.          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  537.   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  538.  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
  539. *  ||----||               ~~    ~
  540.    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  541.    holy cow            armed and dangerous
  542.  
  543.  
  544.          (___)             (___)
  545.          (o o)             (o o)
  546.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  547.  / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
  548. *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
  549.    ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
  550.     A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
  551.  
  552.  
  553.            (---)
  554.            (   )
  555.           /-----\                          (___)
  556.           |     |                          (o o)
  557.           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
  558.           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
  559.           |  *  |                 *  | O |
  560.           ~~   ~~                    -----
  561.           Coward                  Phone Bull
  562.  
  563.  
  564.                   __________________________
  565.          }__{    / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
  566.          (00)   ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
  567.   :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
  568.  : #     ##
  569.    ##****##
  570.    ""    ""
  571.  
  572.  
  573.  |    |                              |    |           *
  574.  |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
  575.  |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
  576.  |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
  577.  |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
  578.  |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
  579.  |    \______~~____~~___             |    \_________________
  580.  |     _________________             |     _________________
  581.  |    /                              |    /
  582.  |    |                              |    |
  583.  |    |                              |    |
  584.  |    |                              |    |
  585.  |    |                              |    |
  586.  |    |                              |    |
  587.  |    |                              |    |
  588.  |    |                              |    |
  589. /      \                            /      \
  590.  
  591. Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
  592.  
  593.  
  594.  |    |
  595.  |    |
  596.  |    |
  597.  |    |
  598.  |    |
  599.  |    \_________________
  600.  |     _________________
  601.  |    /
  602.  |    |
  603.  |    |
  604.  |    |
  605.  |    |
  606.  |    |
  607.  |    |                                (__)
  608.  |    |                      *---------(..)
  609. /      \                        ~~----~~\/
  610.  
  611. The attempt results in an udder disaster.
  612.  
  613.  
  614.   .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
  615.         .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
  616.              /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
  617.             /      \              *        :        * ||____||
  618.             | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
  619.      .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
  620.           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
  621.       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
  622.      . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
  623.       / USA | ~||~ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
  624.      |______|  ~~  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
  625.     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
  626.        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
  627.             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
  628.                                            :          ~~    ~~
  629.   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
  630.  
  631.  
  632.                           ...---...
  633.                        ../  / | \  \..
  634.                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
  635.                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
  636.                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
  637.                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  638.                    \          |          /
  639.                     \         |         /
  640.                      \        |        /
  641.                       \       |       /
  642.                        \      |      /
  643.                         \     |     /
  644.                          \    |    /
  645.                           \   |   /
  646.                            \  |  /
  647.                             \ | /(__)
  648.                              \|/ (oo)
  649.                           /---++--\/
  650.                          / |  || ||
  651.                         *  ||-++-||
  652.                            ~~    ~~
  653.  
  654.                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
  655.  
  656.  
  657.               ..---..                             (__)
  658.              /       \                            (oo)
  659.              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
  660.              |       |                    / |     ||
  661.              |       |                   *  ||----||
  662.              |       |                      ~~    ~~
  663.              |       |
  664. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
  665.  
  666.             Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
  667.  
  668.  
  669.                      (__)
  670.                      (oo)
  671.         /---+      +--\/
  672.        / |  |      | ||
  673.       *  ||-+      +-||
  674.          ~~          ~~                             *
  675.  
  676.    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
  677.  
  678.  
  679.  
  680.                                     (__)
  681.                                     (oo)
  682.                              /-------\/
  683.                             / |     ||
  684.                            *  ||----||
  685.                               ~~    ~~
  686.                              (__)  (__)
  687.                              (oo)  (oo)
  688.                       /-------\/    \/-------\
  689.                      / |     || -~~- ||     | \
  690.                     *  ||----   -~~-       ||  *
  691.                        ~~                  ~~
  692.                       (__)                (__)
  693.                       (oo)                (oo)
  694.                /-------\/                  \/-------\
  695.               / |     ||                    ||     | \
  696.              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
  697.                 ~~    ~~                    ~~    ~~
  698.                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
  699.  
  700.  
  701.  
  702.                     (__)                       _--------_
  703.                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
  704.              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
  705.             / | 007 ||                         __________
  706.            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
  707.               ~~    ~~                          --------
  708.        Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  709.  
  710.  
  711.    The cow that didn't jump
  712.    over the moon.
  713.    ------------------------         !
  714.                                     !
  715.                                     ~
  716.                                    / \              Hey diddle diddle
  717.                                   /___\             The cat and the fiddle
  718.                                  |=   =|            The cow blew up on the
  719.                                  |     |                         launch pad...
  720.                                  |     |
  721.    ROCKET,                       |     |
  722.    TAKING OFF                    |     |
  723.    TOTALLY             \\        |     |
  724.    OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |
  725.    THE FACT THAT       //        |     |
  726.    THERE IS A                    |     |
  727.    COW ON THE                    |     |
  728.    LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\
  729.                                / |##!##| \
  730.                               /  |##!##|  \
  731.                              |  / ~ | ~ \  |
  732.                              | /  ( | )  \ |
  733.                              |/   ( | )   \|
  734.                                  ((   ))
  735.                                 ((  :  ))
  736.                                 ((  :  ))
  737.                                  ((   ))
  738.                                   (( ))
  739.                                    ( )
  740.                                     .                         *
  741.                                     .
  742.                                            _           _           *
  743.                                      *     \\ *=      //
  744.        COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //
  745.        UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )
  746.        LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *
  747.                                    // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()
  748.                                   //   *=      * * *           ==* \\
  749.                ________________________________________________ = * \\
  750.                 ==============================================
  751.                //        //           !!           \\        \\
  752.               //        //            ||            \\        \\
  753.  
  754.  
  755.                                                      (__)
  756.                                                      (oo)
  757.                                                     /'~~~-m
  758.             (__)                                   / '' ` )
  759.             (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
  760.            / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
  761.           /  _\===~   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
  762.       ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
  763.      *        ~ ~                                 *  ww ww
  764.  
  765.             Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
  766.  
  767.  
  768.  ____             ____                                |+++++|
  769. |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
  770. |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
  771. |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
  772. |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
  773. -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
  774.  o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
  775.  |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
  776.  |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  777.   -|_  \_|-_|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 0     _|  *  \/  *
  778.      \  |  __________________________________/
  779.      |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
  780.      / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
  781.     / /  \ \
  782.     ~~~   ~~~                                      Who you gonna call...?
  783.  
  784.  
  785.         (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
  786.         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  787.   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
  788.  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
  789. * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
  790.  
  791. Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
  792.  
  793.  
  794. *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  795.  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  796.   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  797.   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  798.  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  799.  ~ ~~    ~~ ~       ~        ~            ~  ~               ~     ~
  800. Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking
  801.  
  802.  
  803.           (__)
  804.           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
  805.            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  806.        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  807.        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
  808.     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
  809.         //--------/            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  810.        //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
  811.        Cow marching            standing
  812.  
  813.  
  814.    Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
  815.    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
  816.    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ~  _/\ /\_  ~
  817.    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
  818. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  819.  
  820. (___)
  821. (  OO
  822.  \_ | - Add your cows to the official COWlection!
  823.    \O   Send your cows to: ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU
  824.  
  825.  
  826. (___)
  827. (  --
  828.  \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
  829.    \O
  830.  
  831.  
  832.                                     ______
  833.          (__)                       |    |                   (__)
  834.          (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
  835.       ----\/                  /-----~~~~~~            /-------\/
  836.          ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
  837.       ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
  838.          ~~                    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
  839.  Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Acowntant
  840.  
  841.  
  842.           (___)            (___)             (___)
  843.           (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
  844.            \ /              \ /               \ /
  845.         __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
  846.        /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
  847.        \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/
  848.  
  849.                         Cowed Forces
  850.              \ _ /
  851.             - ( ) -                          /\
  852.              / " \                         /|  |   (__)
  853.              (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
  854.      ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
  855.     /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
  856.    / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  857.   *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
  858.      ~~      ~~
  859.  Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice
  860.  
  861.  
  862.            )    (                         _
  863.            (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
  864.           / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
  865.           (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
  866.            (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  867.   /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
  868.  / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
  869. *  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
  870.    ~~    ~~
  871.      Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo
  872.  
  873.       ______________________            _______________________
  874.       |                    |            |                     |
  875.       |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
  876.       |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
  877.       |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
  878.       |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
  879.       |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
  880.       |      ~~    ~~      |            |  ~~             ~~  |
  881.       |--------------------|            |---------------------|
  882.             Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1
  883.  
  884.                   (__)                                   (__)
  885.                   (oo)                                   (oo)
  886.      ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
  887.     /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
  888.     |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
  889.     |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|~~      ~/|___||
  890.     |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/
  891.  
  892.     Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989
  893.  
  894.  
  895.        ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
  896.      /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
  897.      |                \/                ||                       \/
  898.     _|_                                _||                       ||
  899.    /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  900.   (   )                              (   )|                      ||
  901.    | |________________________________| | |                      ||
  902.    \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
  903.     []               []               []                / |     ||
  904.                                                        *  ||----||
  905.                     COW-CH                                ~~    ~~
  906.                                                           Cowraffe
  907.  
  908.                                               *      *
  909.                                                \    /
  910.                                                 \  /
  911.        /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\                 \/
  912.      /   (__)                   \           +----------+
  913.     |    (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\       |          |          |
  914.    |~~~|  \/. \\       // \_* |~~~|         |          |
  915.    |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
  916.    |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
  917.    |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
  918.     ~||~                      ~||~           ||      ||
  919.  
  920.                          "COWCH POTATO"
  921.                                                  +------------+         +
  922.                                                  | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
  923.                        |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
  924. ----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
  925. |\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
  926. |  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
  927. |  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
  928. \  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
  929.  \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
  930.    ----------                       +                           (    )
  931.     Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
  932.                                                                  o  o
  933.                                                     Psycho Cow (with knife)
  934.          (__)
  935.          (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
  936.   /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ~                ~  /|
  937.  / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ~      ~     ~ / |
  938. *  ||----||                                       |(_\ ~   COW-PIE ~   /_)|
  939.    ~~    ~~                                       |(oo\   ~           /oo)|
  940.  The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ~  ~  / \/ |
  941.                                                   |(__) \           / (__)|
  942.                 \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ~     ~ /_)(oo)|
  943.                  \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
  944.                  /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ~  / \/   /
  945.       Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
  946.       trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \~/  (oo)/
  947.               / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
  948.           ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
  949.              \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
  950.               \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
  951.                \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
  952.                 \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
  953.                  \/___________\/                             \:/
  954.                  /             \
  955.                 /               \
  956.  
  957.           (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
  958.           (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  959.   /--------\/         /~~~~~~~\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
  960. ./ |        |       ./ {~)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
  961.    |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
  962.    | |    | |          ~~     ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  963.    ~~    ~~
  964. cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  965.   loss program         the program            Cow               Cow
  966.  
  967.  
  968.                               (___)
  969.                               (  OO
  970.   ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
  971.  |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
  972.  |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
  973.  |                              |                  |                   |
  974.  |                              |   (__)           |                   |
  975.  |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
  976.  |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
  977.  |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
  978.  |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
  979.  |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
  980.  |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
  981.  |                                                                     |
  982.  |                                                                     |
  983.   (                                    ______                         )
  984.    (                                  /      \                       )
  985.      (                               /        \                    )
  986.         (                            |        |                 )
  987.            |                         |        |              |
  988.            |                         |        |              |
  989.            |_________________________|________|______________|
  990.   \ \
  991.    \ \
  992.     \ \
  993.      \ \   (__)
  994.       \ \  (oo)                                                 /
  995.    /---\----\/                                                 /
  996.   / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
  997.  *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
  998.     ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
  999.             ~~       ~~                       |        \===/>
  1000.              \\_____//                        | /______/  /
  1001.              ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
  1002.              /\------\                          ~  ~    /
  1003.             (oo)      \                                /
  1004.             (--)       *                              /
  1005.  
  1006. Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
  1007.  
  1008.           ______________________
  1009.          |                      |\
  1010.          |       (__)           | |
  1011.          |       (oo)           | |
  1012.          |        \/            | |
  1013.          |       / \ \          | |
  1014.         /////////   \_ \_///////  |
  1015.          |     |     /          | |                           (__)
  1016.          |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
  1017.          |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
  1018.          | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
  1019.    _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
  1020.  
  1021.                 cow-lliope in the circus parade
  1022.  
  1023.       *
  1024.        \
  1025.     w   \    w                                        (__)
  1026.     \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
  1027.      \\/  \//                                          \/
  1028.       |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
  1029.       |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
  1030.       \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
  1031.       //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
  1032.       ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
  1033.       ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(~~)/
  1034.      /~~  ~~\                  /----\                 |  |
  1035.    / ======== \               /      \                |  |
  1036.   /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
  1037.  |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
  1038.   \            /               ||  ||                ~  / ~
  1039.    \ ======== /                ~~  ~~                  *
  1040.      \ _____ /
  1041. Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus
  1042.  
  1043.  
  1044.              (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
  1045.              (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ~     mooing
  1046.       /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
  1047.      / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
  1048.     *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
  1049.        ~~    ~       ||                  ||              |    ||
  1050.        Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
  1051.                                                           |  |
  1052.                                                           ~  ~
  1053.          (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
  1054.          (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
  1055.   /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
  1056.  / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
  1057. *  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
  1058.    ~~    ~~   -- ~  ~   ~  ~ --   ~~    ~~            (__)
  1059.           A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
  1060.                                                      / \/       ____________
  1061.                                                     /   \===~__|            |
  1062.                 ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
  1063.           (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
  1064.           (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
  1065.    /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I~ ~   |            |
  1066.   / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
  1067.  *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
  1068.     ~~    ~~    ----------------------
  1069.            Just a humble cownoisseur
  1070.  
  1071.  
  1072.     (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
  1073.     (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
  1074.      \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
  1075.         \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
  1076.                      \/
  1077.                          a cownfluence
  1078.  
  1079.                                                   _______
  1080.             (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
  1081.             (oo)  |                              |___|___|
  1082.           ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
  1083.          |  |  |                                 |       |
  1084.          |  |  |                                 |_______|
  1085.        >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
  1086.         *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
  1087.             /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
  1088.            /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
  1089.            ~     ~                   ~~    ~~    |_______|   \/
  1090.         Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow
  1091.  
  1092.                  _
  1093.         ________|@|________
  1094.          |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
  1095.          |---------------|                   (~\/~)              \(:)/
  1096.          |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
  1097.          ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
  1098.          ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
  1099.          ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ~ ||----||
  1100.          |  ___  |    |  |               ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  1101.          | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
  1102.          | _____ |     (__)
  1103.          ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
  1104.          ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
  1105.          ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
  1106.          ||_____||______\|
  1107.          |_______|_______|
  1108.                                                               ----------------
  1109.      a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
  1110.                                                  ( ----0      ----------------
  1111.                   (___)                          _\/_
  1112.                   |===|                         /oooo\---O
  1113.            ________\_/                         /oooooo\
  1114.           | |        |                        /oooooooo\
  1115.           # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
  1116.             ||      ||                      /____________\
  1117.             ~~      ~~
  1118.              RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow
  1119.  
  1120.    __________________        ___________________        ___________________
  1121.   /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
  1122.  /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
  1123. ------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
  1124.  \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
  1125.   \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
  1126.    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1127.                             Ronald McDonald's Cows
  1128.  
  1129.                            @ @
  1130.                             @@@ @
  1131.                               @@ @
  1132.                Pffii           @@@@ @@
  1133.          ___________D           @@@@@@
  1134.         |________  |            _______
  1135.          (__)   | /             \     /
  1136.          ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
  1137.          /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
  1138.        _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
  1139.       |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
  1140.       |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
  1141.       |     /     \     |     |       |\/
  1142.       |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
  1143.       |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
  1144.            \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
  1145.     ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
  1146.  
  1147.                   Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow
  1148.  
  1149.                                               o         _____________
  1150.                                               /\       /             \
  1151.                                              [__]     ( take off, eh! )
  1152.      __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
  1153.        \/----///\                     /-------\/
  1154.      */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
  1155.               (  )                  *  ||----|   U
  1156.                                        ~~    ~
  1157. Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow
  1158.  
  1159.  
  1160.      o          o               o              o             o       o
  1161. o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
  1162.     o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
  1163.       O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
  1164. o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
  1165.          (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  1166.   /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
  1167.  / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  1168. *  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
  1169.    ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  1170.    Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
  1171.  
  1172.                                         ___
  1173.                                       _/...\  *==\        ________________
  1174.       __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
  1175.      /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
  1176.     / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
  1177.    *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
  1178.       |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
  1179.                                     || --+_+- ||
  1180. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
  1181.                                    |  |_     |  |_
  1182.           /\                       |____|    |____|
  1183.          / O\                         Santa Cows
  1184.         / ,  \
  1185.        /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
  1186.        -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
  1187.        /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
  1188.       /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
  1189.      / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
  1190.      -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  1191.      /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
  1192.     /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
  1193.    /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  1194.   /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  1195.   ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
  1196.           ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
  1197.           ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  1198.   Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
  1199.                                  ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  1200.                                       Christmas Cowols
  1201.  
  1202.                                O
  1203.                                    O  O  O
  1204.                                             O                    *
  1205.            Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
  1206.                         _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
  1207.                        /______________________________\       /|o|||\
  1208.      ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
  1209.       ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
  1210.          ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
  1211.    /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  1212.   / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
  1213.  *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
  1214. oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  1215.  
  1216.  
  1217.   |----------------------|                         /\
  1218.   |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  1219.   |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  1220.   |                      |                /            \ \
  1221.   |                      |          ----------------------------
  1222.   |______________________|
  1223.                                               \/
  1224.   |----------------------|                  o-@@
  1225.   |______________________|
  1226.                                        Minimalist Dead Cow
  1227.    ----------------------
  1228.       Mark Rothko Cow
  1229.                                                      /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><>
  1230.                                                      \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
  1231.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
  1232.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
  1233.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
  1234. ------------------------------------------------
  1235.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
  1236.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  1237.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
  1238. ------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  1239.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  1240.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  1241.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
  1242. ------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  1243.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ~~    ~~     |
  1244.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  1245.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
  1246. ------------------------------------------------         --------------------
  1247.               Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow
  1248.  
  1249.  
  1250.             oo                    --
  1251.                                                            \/
  1252.  
  1253.  
  1254.        cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow
  1255.  
  1256.  
  1257.                      II
  1258.       ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  1259.   ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
  1260.  |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
  1261.  | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
  1262.  | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
  1263.  |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
  1264.  | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
  1265.  \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
  1266.  (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
  1267.      (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
  1268.                               II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
  1269.  
  1270.                What cows think when people MOO at them
  1271.  
  1272.  
  1273.            /\\   ~                 (__)                          (__)
  1274.           /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
  1275.      _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
  1276.     / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
  1277.       | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
  1278.       ~/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
  1279.       |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
  1280.       |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
  1281.       |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
  1282.           ~  *~                   ||_  ||_                         (_)
  1283.  
  1284. cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.
  1285.  
  1286.  
  1287.             (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
  1288.     !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
  1289.    !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  1290.   !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  1291.   *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
  1292.      ~~     ~~                   ~~     ~~                ~~       ~~
  1293. Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow
  1294.  
  1295.  
  1296.                             (__)                            (__)
  1297.                             (oo)                            (oo)
  1298.             /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
  1299.           / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
  1300.         /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
  1301.        *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
  1302.             ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
  1303.              (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ~---------~
  1304.               ||        ||                       ||       ||
  1305.               ||        ||                       ||       ||
  1306.               ~~        ~~                       ~~       ~~
  1307.               "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"
  1308.  
  1309.    /\
  1310.   /  \         __                           ________   ------
  1311.  DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  1312.   MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
  1313.    \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |~~ *|
  1314.       / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
  1315.      *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
  1316.         ~~ ///~~     \===/              ~~    ~~
  1317.        Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege
  1318.  
  1319.  
  1320.          (__)
  1321.          (oo)
  1322.   /-------\/                           #         #
  1323.  / |     ||                            \\       //
  1324. *  ||----||\                            \\     //
  1325.    ~~    ~~ \                            \ --- /
  1326.              \                           |     |
  1327.               |                          |     |
  1328.               |                          |     |
  1329.               |                          / \_/  \        (__)
  1330.               |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
  1331.               |                        //        \\       /\
  1332.   ___________\|/___________
  1333.         Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party
  1334.  
  1335.  
  1336.          ___--------___             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1337.         / .    .   .   \            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1338.    |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1339.    || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1340.    |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1341.        \___ .    .  ___/            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1342.            ---------                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1343.                                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1344.         Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis
  1345.  
  1346.  
  1347.         ___________________________
  1348.        | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
  1349.        | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
  1350. _______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
  1351. |                                         |              |     ||
  1352. |   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
  1353. |___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
  1354.     |___|                        |___|
  1355.               Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow
  1356.  
  1357.                              __               o oo o
  1358.                             (__)               \||/
  1359.                             (__)               (__)              (___)
  1360.      (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
  1361.      (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
  1362.     ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
  1363.      |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
  1364.      ~  ~             ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
  1365.    Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow
  1366.  
  1367.                                                                       (       )
  1368.               (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
  1369.               (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
  1370.   /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
  1371.  / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
  1372. *  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
  1373.    ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
  1374.    ~~         ~~           #  # ~#  #  #~~#  #              ~~           ~~
  1375.   Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
  1376.  
  1377.  
  1378.            (__)                                     (__)
  1379.          /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
  1380.         |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
  1381.         |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
  1382.         |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
  1383.      *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
  1384.       \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
  1385.        \|________|                         *____/|________|
  1386.  
  1387.              CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter
  1388.  
  1389.  
  1390.  
  1391.              (__)                                   (__)
  1392.            /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
  1393.           |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
  1394.           |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
  1395.           |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
  1396.           |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
  1397.           |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
  1398.     *____/|________|                            \|________|
  1399.  
  1400.     CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
  1401.  
  1402.  
  1403.       \\                                    \\
  1404.        \\                                    \\
  1405.        / \                                   / \
  1406.       /   \                                 /   \
  1407.       \    \                                \    \
  1408.        \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
  1409.      *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
  1410.        /    / \/                           o /    / \/
  1411.       /    /                                /    /
  1412.       \   /                             o   \   /
  1413.        \ /                                   \ /
  1414.        //                                    //
  1415.       //                               o    //
  1416.  
  1417.   B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run
  1418.  
  1419.  
  1420.   ___
  1421.  /   \       (    )   Happy
  1422. |     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
  1423. |      |      \  /__                         (oo)
  1424. +----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
  1425. |Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
  1426. |___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
  1427. |   |        |   / /                   |     ~~            / |     ||
  1428. o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
  1429.                                        ~~                    ~~    ~~
  1430.  Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow
  1431.  
  1432.  
  1433.                       (__)                 +=============================+
  1434.                       (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
  1435.        ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
  1436.     __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
  1437.    /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
  1438. |[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
  1439.     |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
  1440.      \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
  1441.        ---                ---
  1442.              COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
  1443.  
  1444.                  __ _________                           __ _________
  1445.                 (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
  1446.                 /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
  1447.                (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
  1448.                 \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
  1449.                  (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
  1450.                   (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
  1451.                        o                                      o
  1452.                       o                                      o
  1453.                     o                                      o
  1454.                 (__)                                   (__)
  1455.            /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
  1456.        *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
  1457. /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
  1458.      |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
  1459.             ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
  1460.        Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage
  1461.  
  1462.  
  1463.             (__)      o   o               *        (__)
  1464.             (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
  1465.      /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
  1466.     / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
  1467.    *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
  1468.       ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  1469.   Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
  1470.                                      the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
  1471.  
  1472.                 __//     \__                                  |\__|\
  1473.         /~~~)~~/   )     (   \~~(~~~\                         | 00 |
  1474.        /(    _(  ~/       \~  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
  1475.       /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
  1476.      /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
  1477.     (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
  1478.     /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
  1479.    / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
  1480.  *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
  1481.       \_                           _//                        nn  nn
  1482.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~           Cow after learning that
  1483.                                                       the vice president has a
  1484. (__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
  1485. (oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
  1486.  \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
  1487.                                                                 (+o)
  1488. (__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
  1489. (oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
  1490.  \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
  1491.                                                       ==        ==    --
  1492.            Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey
  1493.  
  1494.  
  1495.                                                                /.
  1496.                                                          moo  /`'\  .
  1497.              (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
  1498.              (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
  1499.       /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
  1500.      / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
  1501.     *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
  1502. -------~~----~~-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
  1503.                     \                         /       /         /
  1504.                           Ech-cow   (echo)
  1505.  
  1506.                  ________________                  (__)
  1507.          ~__~   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
  1508.          (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
  1509.   /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
  1510.  / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
  1511. *  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
  1512.    ~~    ~~                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
  1513. Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/
  1514.  
  1515.       *             .                 .    ,
  1516.            .           .     *        .      .
  1517.                      .                                 *
  1518.           \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
  1519.         -   *   -                (       .      |
  1520.       .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
  1521.          .                       / \\        ,      |
  1522.         ,      *         *      /   /\\
  1523.                    .           /\\ /       .           .
  1524.           *           .       /   \\             .         .
  1525.     _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
  1526.      |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
  1527.        .    ,     .         .            .  *          .
  1528.  
  1529.                            The Milky Way
  1530.  
  1531.  
  1532.                       \  /         ________________________________
  1533.                        \/         /                                \
  1534.                (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
  1535.                (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
  1536.                _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
  1537.          *    (    ) //       O
  1538.           \  (\\    //       o
  1539.            \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
  1540.             (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  1541.   ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
  1542.  |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
  1543.  \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
  1544.      |||      || //||     |||
  1545.      |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /~~~~~\
  1546.       ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
  1547.                  . .                                    (  ~  ) __/______/
  1548.                 '.'.`                                    \_O_/
  1549.              COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow
  1550.  
  1551.  
  1552.    (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
  1553.           (           -                        -               |  =s
  1554. O                               |            *
  1555.                   |           O        \      \       -  |
  1556.              |                                   \               |
  1557.         -                    -                |
  1558.  
  1559. )
  1560.        Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
  1561.  
  1562.  
  1563.                                       (__)                ---_
  1564. (__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
  1565. (xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
  1566.  \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
  1567.                              *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
  1568.        Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)
  1569.  
  1570.  
  1571.                                  (__)
  1572.                                  (oo)
  1573.                                   \/                             \___/
  1574.                            /     / \\                            (0 0)
  1575.                                 /   /\\                           \ /
  1576.                                /\\ /                               v
  1577.                     /         /   \\                               |
  1578.                              /                             <-------|------->
  1579.                        /    *                                      |
  1580.                  |\                                                |
  1581.            /     |  \         /                                  __|__
  1582.                  \\   \                                          \/ \/
  1583.            /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
  1584.       /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
  1585.             /          \\                                        __|__
  1586.                /      \\                                         \   /
  1587.  /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
  1588.             /                \\                                  | V |
  1589.         /         /            \\                                |   |
  1590.               /                  \\                              |   |
  1591.                    /               \\                            W   W
  1592.                                      \\
  1593.        ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
  1594.        ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
  1595.         O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
  1596.                    The dreaded cowtapult
  1597.  
  1598.  
  1599.     (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
  1600.     (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
  1601.     (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
  1602.    | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
  1603.    |  |             ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
  1604.                                   (___)               ~~~    ~~~
  1605. Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
  1606.  FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake
  1607.  
  1608.  
  1609.           ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
  1610.          ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
  1611.    _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
  1612.   /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
  1613.  / ||____| \/~   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
  1614. *  ||    |      O    O                ~~    ~~               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
  1615.    ~~    ~                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
  1616.      "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
  1617.  
  1618.  
  1619.                        ______________________________________________________
  1620.                       |                                                      |
  1621.              _______  |                                                      |
  1622.             / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
  1623.            / /(__) || |                                                      |
  1624.   ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
  1625.  |         |-------|| |                                                      |
  1626. (|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
  1627.  |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
  1628. /| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
  1629. \|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
  1630.    | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
  1631.     \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/
  1632.  
  1633.                            "The Moo-vers are here!"
  1634.  
  1635.  
  1636.          -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  1637.   *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
  1638.   -   \------\/             \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
  1639. ---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  1640.   -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
  1641.       oo    oo               ~~           ~~           ~~           ~~    ~~
  1642.  
  1643.      Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise
  1644.  
  1645.  
  1646.          -------------/
  1647.                      /
  1648.                     /
  1649.                    /
  1650.                  /
  1651.                 /
  1652.                /                                 (__)
  1653. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  1654. Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
  1655.  
  1656.                                                      \    /          ____
  1657.          |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
  1658.          (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  1659.   /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
  1660.  / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
  1661. *  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
  1662.    ~~    ~               --     --             --    --            Milkael
  1663. Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev
  1664.  
  1665.  
  1666.                         (*)                  (*)
  1667.    (__)                  ~                    ~                (__)
  1668.    (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
  1669.    [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
  1670. \ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
  1671.  ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
  1672.  ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
  1673.  ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
  1674.  |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
  1675.  |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
  1676.  =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
  1677.                    cows having candlelight dinner
  1678.  
  1679.                                          (___)
  1680.                                          (o o)
  1681.     ( ** )                              __\_/__
  1682.     |e  e|                             //~~*~~\                  \___/
  1683.      \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
  1684.       OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
  1685.         |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
  1686.        /****************    *          "|_____|"
  1687.       //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
  1688.      ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
  1689.      ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
  1690.      v|    v|     v| v|                   ~ ~
  1691.         Haute Cowture                    COWNT
  1692.  
  1693.                                         |\
  1694.                                         |[]         |\
  1695.                                    (__) |           |[]         |\
  1696.                                    (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
  1697.   *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  1698.   |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  1699.   |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
  1700.    \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
  1701.   _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  1702.   -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
  1703.    \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
  1704. -----------------                              o           |================|
  1705.     Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o
  1706.  
  1707.  
  1708.       ______________________________
  1709.      /                              \
  1710.     (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
  1711.      \________________  ____________/
  1712.                       ) )                                            ()
  1713.                (__)   //                                            (  )
  1714.          (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
  1715.         /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
  1716.   /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
  1717.  / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
  1718. *  ||----||    ~~                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
  1719.    ~~    ~~                        ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
  1720.      Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi
  1721.  
  1722.                                                   (__)                  |====|
  1723.   /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
  1724.  / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
  1725. *  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
  1726.    ~~    ~~                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
  1727.                                            ___/  ___/              ~~    ~~
  1728.         Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
  1729. (with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)
  1730.  
  1731.  
  1732.            /\                                               __
  1733.           {__}                                            _[__]_
  1734.           (oo)                                            /(oo)\
  1735.    /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
  1736.   / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
  1737.  *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
  1738.     ~~    ~~                                         ~~    ~~
  1739.    Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
  1740.  
  1741.   _____          _________________
  1742.  /     \        /                 \
  1743. ( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
  1744.  \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
  1745.    ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
  1746.     \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
  1747.       \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
  1748.            (oo)                 \/-------*               ~ (    ) ~
  1749.     /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
  1750.    / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
  1751.   *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
  1752.      ~~    ~~                                            ~      * ~
  1753.   COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga
  1754.  
  1755.                                                          ~~    ~~
  1756.                                   O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
  1757.                                   |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
  1758.             (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
  1759.                                   |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
  1760.                                   |  |   | ||                  (  )
  1761.                                      / v-' ||                   ><
  1762.                                  /==========|                  (  )
  1763.                                 //         ||                  (oo)
  1764.   ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
  1765.  * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
  1766. vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
  1767.                                                          ~~    ~~
  1768.                     COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule
  1769.  
  1770.                                  (__)                 (__)
  1771.         ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
  1772.          ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
  1773.          (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
  1774.   /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
  1775.  / |     ||                ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~
  1776. *  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
  1777.    ~~    ~~              as ghost            as Frankenstein
  1778. Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween
  1779.  
  1780.  
  1781.          (__)                                |\/|               (__)
  1782.          (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
  1783.    __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
  1784.  / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
  1785. *  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
  1786.    ~~    ~~                            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
  1787.  Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
  1788.  (very handy)    portable COW
  1789.