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3 TRICKS TO SAVE THE PLANET
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by def KLF of Mad Vision
[-1-
Your mum must have already given you
one of these gorgeous baloons blew up
with Helium ( with a monster-head, the
pope or Bart Simpson ).
And lame as you are you let the
baloon escape from your little hands,
fuckin' bastard !!! ...and the little
piece of plastic flew to the sky...
But moreover the 27 francs your mum
lost, that is all our environment that
can be destroyed by your lameness.
Your baloon pushed by the wind, has
fallen into the ocean and has lost all
its helium. A whale ate the baloon and
died, because of the baloon into its
stomach.
Feeling it's going to die the poor
whale run aground on a huge oil tanker.
All the mariners died during the ship-
wreck and about 250 000 tons of oil
were spread in the water killing all
the living forms of life around and
ruining the touristic life of the
region.
] IS IT ENOUGH ?
Consequently NO MORE BALOONS and the
next time you see a baloon seller ( you
know, a blind with a little monkey on
his shoulder ) play him a trick with
your friends:BURST THEM UP!
] That's for our planet !
[-2-
The farmers who deforest Amazonia,are
also the ones who sell cheap meat for
the fast food you like to eat craps in.
Do you realize ? Poor countries cut
their trees to breed animals in order
to sell meat cheaper to rich coutries.
] What an absurd situation !
The next time you go to a fast food,
do not hesitate to ask to a salesman
where the meat comes from, they use for
their royal burgers.And don't forget to
explain why you ask him such a thing.If
he refuses to answer you, ask him again
and again !
If he seizes you to insert you in
the deep fryer...stay stoic...
] ...the protection of the planet also
]needs some martyrs.
[-3-
A paper bag it's a bit the death of a
tree...
Do you know for example that we need
a whole 15 years old tree to make 700
paper bags ? So , say STOP to this all
these wastes !
The next time you buy a little thing
and that the saleswoman is about to put
it into a paper bag.Say: "No,not for me
I think about the trees !" If she has
has already put your purchase into the
paper bag.Give her the bag back and say
that you needn't such a thing because
you think about trees.
Don't be afraid if she is looking at
you spitefully.Show her your little bag
on your back and explain her:"I already
have a bag Miss. I don't waste earth's
products ".
She may be very tired, because of an
hard work day.If she wants to bang your
head into the cash desk. That is not
grave.
[ You have to suffer for our
beautiful earth !