3 TRICKS TO SAVE THE PLANET
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 by def KLF of Mad Vision


[-1-

   Your mum must have already given you
one  of  these gorgeous baloons blew up
with Helium  ( with a monster-head, the
pope or Bart Simpson ).
   And  lame  as  you are you  let  the
baloon  escape from your  little hands,
fuckin' bastard !!! ...and  the  little
piece of plastic flew to the sky...
    But moreover the 27 francs your mum
lost, that is all our environment  that
can be destroyed by your lameness.
    Your baloon pushed by the wind, has
fallen  into the ocean and has lost all
its helium. A whale ate the baloon  and
died, because  of the baloon  into  its
stomach.
     Feeling it's going to die the poor
whale run aground on a huge oil tanker.
 All the mariners died during the ship-
wreck  and  about 250 000 tons  of  oil
were  spread  in the water killing  all
the  living forms  of  life around  and
ruining  the   touristic  life  of  the
region.

]    IS IT ENOUGH ?

   Consequently NO MORE BALOONS and the
next time you see a baloon seller ( you
know, a  blind with a little monkey  on
his shoulder ) play  him  a trick  with
your friends:BURST THEM UP!

]        That's for our planet !


[-2-

  The farmers who deforest Amazonia,are
also  the ones who sell cheap meat  for
the fast food you like to eat craps in.
 Do you realize ?  Poor  countries  cut
their trees  to  breed animals in order
to sell meat cheaper to rich coutries.

]      What an absurd situation !

  The  next time you go to a fast food,
do  not  hesitate to ask to  a salesman
where the meat comes from, they use for
their royal burgers.And don't forget to
explain why you ask him such a thing.If
he refuses to answer you, ask him again
and again !

    If he seizes you to insert you in
the deep fryer...stay stoic...
]   ...the protection of the planet also
]needs some martyrs.


[-3-

  A paper bag it's a bit the death of a
tree...
  Do you know for example that  we need
a  whole 15 years old tree to make  700
paper  bags ? So , say STOP to this all
these wastes !

   The next time you buy a little thing
and that the saleswoman is about to put
it into a paper bag.Say: "No,not for me
I  think about the trees !"  If she has
has already put your purchase into  the
paper bag.Give her the bag back and say
that  you needn't such a thing  because
you think about trees.
   Don't be afraid if she is looking at
you spitefully.Show her your little bag
on your back and explain her:"I already
have a bag  Miss. I don't waste earth's
products ".
   She may be very tired, because of an
hard work day.If she wants to bang your
head  into  the cash desk. That is  not
grave.
[   You   have   to   suffer   for  our
beautiful earth !