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- Brain Damage Quiz
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- Following is a quiz. Please answer all questions honestly, (true or false)
- and to the best of your ability, otherwise, your answers may not be honest,
- or answered to the best of your ability.
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- 1. t/f People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
- 2. t/f I can't unclasp my hands.
- 3. t/f I can wear my shirts as pants.
- 4. t/f I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
- 5. t/f At parties, I like to sit by myself and collect a great deal
- of saliva.
- 6. t/f I often mistake my hands for food.
- 7. t/f I'd rather eat soap than little stones.
- 8. t/f I never liked room temperature.
- 9. t/f I line my pockets with hot cheese.
- 10. t/f My throat is closer than it seems.
- 11. t/f I am annoyed by the taste of my teeth.
- 12. t/f Sometimes I feel compelled to count the freckles on my arms
- over and over until I lose control of my bladder.
- 13. t/f Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
- 14. t/f Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
- 15. t/f My patio is covered with killer frost.
- 16. t/f I've lost all sensation in my shirt.
- 17. t/f I try to swallow at least three times a day.
- 18. t/f My best friend is a social worker.
- 19. t/f I've always known when to close my eyes.
- 20. t/f My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
- 21. t/f Little can be said for Luxembourg.
- 22. t/f No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
- 23. t/f I walk this way because I have to.
- 24. t/f Walls impede my progress.
- 25. t/f I can't find my marmots.
- 26. t/f I like mechanics magazines, but I would rather fondle a marine.
- 27. t/f My uncle is as stupid as paste.
- 28. t/f I can pet animals by the mouthful.
- 29. t/f My toes are numbered.
- 30. t/f Man's reach should exceed his overbite.
- 31. t/f People tell me I'm deaf.
- 32. t/f My beaver won't go near the water.
- 33. t/f I can find my ears, but I have to look for them.
- 34. t/f I don't like any of my loved ones.
- 35. t/f Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something
- before.
- 36. t/f Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something
- before.
- 37. t/f A good friend should stick to the ceiling when the going
- gets rough.
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