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Elaine:mimicWonder1:DonΓÇÖt tell me IΓÇÖve worn you out already?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:IΓÇÖve a bit left in reserve, what do you have in mind?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:Well, you could give me the tour.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:IΓÇÖll be happy to show you everything, if the tipΓÇÖs big enough?;
dialogTutSH2 = \
Nobody::Right, letΓÇÖs get started. To follow %MIKE% into the living room click on this text box to get rid of the pesky thing, then click on an empty space next to %MIKE%.;
dialogTutSH3 = \
Elaine:mimicSmile1:ItΓÇÖs a lot better than the last place I was in.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:Wait till you see this.;
dialogTutSH4 = \
Mike:mimicSmile1:Check out the view! You can see straight through to the city centre. And into number 28ΓÇÖs bedroom. ItΓÇÖs incredible, you wouldnΓÇÖt think theyΓÇÖd be that flexible at seventy. Not that IΓÇÖve been watching.;
dialogTutSH5 = \
Nobody::Want to change your view of the flat? Then press the middle mouse button or mouse wheel and hold it down. Now wiggle that mouse about a bit baby.;\
Nobody::You donΓÇÖt have a middle mouse button? No problem, just use your cursor keys (the pointy arrow ones) and Page Up/Page Down - Those are your magic buttons of movement.;\
Nobody::Right, beginners stuff over, letΓÇÖs get serious. Want to move your view round the flat? Then hold down the right button and move the mouse, then you can use the mouse wheel to zoom in on things. Yes, and that does include people in the shower.;
dialogTutSH55 = \
Nobody::Ok, test time. LetΓÇÖs see if you've got all the moves. Hold down the mouse wheel and move round until you can see %MIKE%. Now go over to [MIKE?him:her].;
dialogTutSH6 = \
Mike:mimicNeutral1:When I've got the money I'll put in all the modcons. You know, new TV and sofa in here, some [MIKE?fit birds:talent] for the bedroom. The basics.;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:Right now, this tour guideΓÇÖs gotta crash.;
dialogTutSH7 = \
Mike:mimicNeutral3:You make yourself at home. Have a look round. The bathroomΓÇÖs over there. Maybe you could freshen up to start with?;
dialogTutSH8 = \
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:These house rules donΓÇÖt involve laughing at your jokes or [ELAINE?stroking things:bashing your bishop], do they?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:ThatΓÇÖs not a rule, thatΓÇÖs an added bonus! Look. I just want to make sure you do your share of the cooking and cleaning. Oh, and can you shift the rest of your things before Monday? I start back then.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:In the meantime, you need a hand moving anything - underwear, sex toys, just give me a yell.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:You're funnier when you don't try, you know. But the hintΓÇÖs taken I'll empty these boxes.;\
Nobody::Ever wanted X-Ray vision? Well now youΓÇÖve got it. Click on a box and click on the 'Unpack a Box' button to see what is inside.;
dialogTutEpilog1 = \
Mike:mimicWonder1:Take a seat.;\
Nobody::To sit down, click on the free chair and select "Park it".;
dialogTutKitchen1 = \
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Where did you get this cooker? From a skip?;\
Nobody::Just like in real life, furniture and appliances wear out. To check if the cooker still works click it and switch it on with the handily labelled ΓÇÿswitch onΓÇÖ button.;
dialogTutKitchen2 = \
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Heyyyy! Is this whole place boobytrapped?;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:What did you expect for the rent, Buckingham Palace? IΓÇÖll fix that later, but there are a couple of house rules I want to tell you first.;
dialogTutWashMe1 = \
Elaine:mimicSigh1:This place could do with washing down, but then catching my nice ΓÇÿIΓÇÖve just carried a hundred boxesΓÇÖ sweaty smell, so could I.;\
Nobody::Hygiene is pretty important. You smell, or the rooms smell then your flatmate will start thinking about leaving.;\
Nobody::Everything in here works. Try washing %ELAINE%ΓÇÖs hands in the basin (click on the basin and then the ΓÇÿwash handsΓÇÖ button). This will improve %ELAINE%ΓÇÖs hygiene. YouΓÇÖll see the body indicator go up as the germs go down.;
dialogTutWashMe2 = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:ThatΓÇÖs better, but these clothes smell like a fat manΓÇÖs trainers. Better get my arse to the bedroom and change before my new flatmate thinks IΓÇÖm an armpit nightmare.;\
dialogTutDressMe1 = \
Elaine:mimicSmile1:Basic, but at least there are no cockroaches.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:I think IΓÇÖm going to like it here.;\
Nobody::Guess what?! You keep your clothes in the chest of drawers. Click on the chest (the wooden one that is) and pick what to wear.;
dialogTutDressMe2 = \
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Great! Daisy fresh and ready to impress. Think IΓÇÖll check out the kitchen next...;
dialogTutMI1 = \
Nobody::Time to play changing rooms. YouΓÇÖre now in the ΓÇÿDecorating Mode'. Just left-click to move unpacked items round the flat. If the item gets shy and starts to play invisible dooberry, then you canΓÇÖt put it down. Try somewhere else. Go on, give it a whirl.;
dialogTutMI2 = \
Nobody::Put something in the wrong place? No worries. Just click it again and move it where you want it to go. All without the hassle of actually having to lift the thing.;\
Nobody::Facing the wrong way? WeΓÇÖve thought of that too. Just click the item, then click and hold the left button to make the item give you a twirl.;
dialogTutMI3 = \
Nobody::You can escape ΓÇÿDecorating Mode' at any time by pressing the ΓÇÿNeedsΓÇÖ button. YouΓÇÖll find that hiding in the bottom left corner of the screen with its friends. Move the mouse over a button and itΓÇÖll tell you what it does.;\
Nobody::Click 'Needs' and it will take you back into the game so you can unpack more boxes, or wash those dirty hands.;
dialogTutMI4 = \
Nobody::Great! Everything is unpacked. You can change back into 'Decorating Mode' if you want to buy more furniture or do the place up a bit.;
dialogTestMimics =
dialogMikeGottaWork = \
Mike:mimicBored1:Don't you love Monday mornings? I think we should find who invented them, then kill them and everyone they know.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Noted, %MIKE% - not a morning person.;\
Nobody::Okay, you want the money, youΓÇÖve got to do the time. Go and study or get to work to get the dosh. Then you can transform this place from a student doss hole into a filmstar swank pad.;\
Nobody::Check your savings and you can start spending straight away. Just go back into decorating mode to do your place up.;\
Nobody::ThereΓÇÖs everything from plasma screens to swimming pools up for grabs...if you've got the readies ready.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral3:Catch you later.;
dialogLindaGottaWork = \
Elaine:mimicBored1:Tell me why I don't like Mondays.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Hey! Only five more days to Friday night. No, youΓÇÖre right, Mondays are officially bad news.;\
Nobody::Okay, you want the money, youΓÇÖve got to do the time. Go and study or get to work to get the dosh. Then you can transform this place from a student doss hole into a filmstar swank pad.;\
Nobody::Check your savings and you can start spending straight away. Just go back into decorating mode to do your place up.;\
Nobody::ThereΓÇÖs everything from plasma screens to swimming pools up for grabs...if you've got the readies ready.;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral3:See you tonight.;
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# friendship dialogs
dialogFriendship1 = \
Mike:mimicFlirt1:IΓÇÖve got to admit I was a bit worried when you moved in.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Yeah?;\
Mike:mimicSmile4:Well you know. I wondered if you were the ΓÇÿspend all day doing your hairΓÇÖ type.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile3:Thanks! Is that what I look like?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Hey, IΓÇÖm apologising here. YouΓÇÖre a good laugh.;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral2:Aww, now youΓÇÖve made me feel all warm inside.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Ahhha.;\
Elaine:mimicAnger1:Nooo %MIKE%, not warm like that.;
dialogFriendship2 = \
Elaine:mimicNeutral:You know you're not bad for a landlord.;\
Mike :mimicSmile3: You're not so bad yourself.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1: Do you do flirt with anything that moves?;\
Mike:mimicSmile2: Admit it, you love it. You want to play Landlord and naughty tenant and get me to charge you 'extras'.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:I find any peepholes in my room, I'm moving out.;
dialogFriendship3Mike = \
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:I'm going shopping is there anything you want?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral 2:Er, yeah, could you get some loo paper, er, surface cleaner and [MIKE?a packet of condoms:some baby oil]?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Right. The [MIKE?condoms:oil] that'd be [MIKE?in small:for moisturising] right?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:If you were funny, you could be a comedian.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:If you were sexier, I wouldn't have to make jokes.;
dialogFriendship3Elaine = \
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:%MIKE% you ease off and lose the jokes a bit more, you know, I reckon we could get on.;\
Mike :mimicNeutral2: You dissing my sense of humour?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:No, I'm saying your chat up lines scream 'DESPERATE!'. Just relax, okay?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:I'll try. Deep breaths. Relax. Maybe this would be easier if we both lay down.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:You need therapy.;
dialogFriendship4 = \
Mike:mimicEyeBlink:ItΓÇÖs been fun having you here. Much better than living on my own.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Is this you trying to get into my [MIKE?knickers:bed] again?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:I was trying to be serious for a change.;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:Oh, thanks. And sorry. Look, I do like you, you know. I want to get to know you better before we start any of this ΓÇÿWhen Harry Met SallyΓÇÖ stuff;
#We should be okay with this as itΓÇÖs a cultural reference and in dialogue.
dialogFriendship5 = \
Elaine:mimicShy1:Are you doing anything tonight?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Not yet IΓÇÖm not.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Fancy watching some TV and helping me demolish a bottle of wine?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:ThatΓÇÖd be great. But donΓÇÖt try to get me drunk to have your wicked way with me. ΓÇÿI need to get to know you betterΓÇÖ.;
dialogFriendship6 = \
Nobody::...Meanwhile, in ElaineΓÇÖs head...;\
Elaine:mimicShy1:%MIKE%ΓÇÖs cute. Very Cute..;\
Elaine:mimicEyeClose: Great arse! No. Mixing flatmates and sex is a REALLY bad idea.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1: Still, nice arse!;
dialogFriendship7 = \
Mike:mimicWonder1:You know your lease is coming to an end?;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:What? You want to throw me out?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Well, IΓÇÖm thinking about it, but you could try and persuade me to let you stay.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile3:Okay. Every morning when IΓÇÖm in the shower, naked, I think about what it would be like if you were in there with me. So, can I stay then?;
dialogFriendship8 = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Any chance you could not leave toenail clippings all over the bathroom?;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:You stop leaving your underwear all over the floor, IΓÇÖll think about it.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:I know you love me leaving my underwear out.;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:So, you saw me sniffing it?;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Eurghh! You always have to take it too far!;\
Mike:mimicNeutral3:FairΓÇÖs fair. I can loan you some of my dirty undies if you want.;
dialogFriendship9 = \
Nobody::%MIKE% and %ELAINE% are getting on like a house on fire. That's got %MIKE% thinking to [MIKE?himself:herself]...;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:[ELAINE?She:He]ΓÇÖs well fit. Great [ELAINE?tits:arse].;\
Mike:mimicWonder2:They're a good laugh too. Wonder if I should ask [ELAINE?her:him] out?;\
Mike::Or should I play it cool and let [ELAINE?her:her] ask me?;
dialogFriendship10 = \
Elaine:mimicNeutral2:Thanks for backing off a bit. I really feel I want to get to know you.;\
Mike:mimicSmile4:ThatΓÇÖs great. You see I really know I want to get to feel you.;\
Elaine:mimicSigh1:And then again...;\
Mike:mimicSad2:YouΓÇÖre gagging for me.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:I just let you believe that so you donΓÇÖt put the rent up. But seriously, youΓÇÖre a good friend.;
dialogRomance1 = \
Elaine::Isn't [MIKE?your girlfriend:your lover] jealous about us sharing a flat?;\
Mike:mimicSad1:IΓÇÖm free and single. Broke up about a month ago.;\
Elaine:mimicSad2:Oh, sorry.;\
Mike:mimicEyeClose:ThatΓÇÖs okay. ItΓÇÖs not a touchy subject. They tore out my heart, jumped on it and laughed. But IΓÇÖm over that now. Really.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile3:Sounds like it.;
dialogRomance2 = \
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:Look, about you splitting up - you wonΓÇÖt have any problem finding someone. There are lots of people fancy you.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Oh yeah? Anyone I know?;\
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:ThatΓÇÖd be telling.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Oh come on, you have to say now!;\
Elaine:mimicBored1:Too tired. IΓÇÖm off to bed. Night!;\
Mike:mimicSmile5:Hey, not fair!;
dialogRomance3 = \
Mike:mimicAngry2:Okay, time for you to confess.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Confess what?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:Who it is that fancies me?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Who says I wasnΓÇÖt just making it up?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:I say. Come on, is it that friend of yours that keeps me talking if I answer the phone?;\
Elaine:mimicSigh1:No.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Shame, theyΓÇÖre cute. Ohhhh, whatΓÇÖs the matter? Jealous?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral3:Why would I be jealous?;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:Oh, I donΓÇÖt know.;
dialogRomance4 = \
Elaine:mimicWonder1:What are you looking at me like that for?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:YouΓÇÖve got something on your lip.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder2:What?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Me.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:Hey, hey, not so fast!;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:You didnΓÇÖt complain last time.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:What can I say? I felt sorry for you.;\
Mike:mimicSmile3:You loved it.;\
Elaine:mimigSigh1:You know big egos are a reaaaal turn off.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:You saying IΓÇÖd got you turned on?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile5:You wouldnΓÇÖt even know where to start.;\
Mike:mimicSmile3:Your eyes say different.;
dialogRomance5 = \
Mike:mimicWonder1:What are you doing at the weekend?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:Let me think. Lying in, er, lying in and er, no thatΓÇÖs about it. Why?;\
Mike:mimicShy1:Well, I was thinking, to thank you for being such a good flatmate, how about I cook us a meal?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:YOU!?!? Great! Beans on toast and tinned soup!;\
Mike:mimicAngry1:No. I'm a master chef me.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:I get food poisoning, IΓÇÖll sue.;
dialogRomance6 = \
Elaine:mimicShy1:You think we could ever…‘you know’? Us?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral3:Could we ever, 'you knowΓÇÖ what?;\
Elaine:mimicSad2:You like making life difficult donΓÇÖt you?;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:You wouldnΓÇÖt find me as interesting if I didnΓÇÖt.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:You think I find you interesting?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral3:I think you find me fascinating, with a dash of scintillating and a vanload of fancying me like mad.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile5:No, sorry thatΓÇÖs confirmed it, weΓÇÖre never going to go out.;
dialogRomance7 = \
Mike:mimicNeutral3:You know you said you thought weΓÇÖd never end up going out?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Yeah?;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:How about a relationship based just on sex? Skip the flowers and get straight to doing the wild thing?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Every time I think I like you, you go and ruin it by opening your mouth.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:I know a way you could keep it closed.;
dialogRomance8 = \
Elaine:mimicEyesClose:You know in this light I couldnΓÇÖt half fancy you.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Try me with the lights off, youΓÇÖll love me.;
dialogRomance9old = \
Mike::I need some advice.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Yeah? What sort of advice?;\
Mike::Well, IΓÇÖm going shopping for a double bed. Wondered if you fancied helping me test the mattress?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:And exactly what sort of testing did you have in mind?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:You know, the usual. Comfort, firmness…stamina.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:And what would I get in return for helping you?;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Well, if youΓÇÖre nice, IΓÇÖll let you try it out with me when we get it home. IΓÇÖd even let you pick which side you want to sleep on.;\
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:In your dreams!;
dialogRomance9old = \
Mike:mimicWonder:We've been sharing the flat for quite a while now…!;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Oh really, %MIKE% - I had actually noticed, you know.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Hmm, yeah, maybe. But have I ever told you that I love you?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Are you being serious now? You mean, you love me?;\
Mike:mimicEyeClose:Yes I do, I've been meaning to tell you for ages.;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:Well, why don't you tell me again tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow.. And… well… every day, come to think of it.;
dialogRomance10 = \
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:%MIKE%?;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:Oh, oh, serious face. What have I done now?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Do you love me?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:You know youΓÇÖre not supposed to ask that question. It can send people running out of the room screaming.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:And you?;\
Mike:mimicSmile5:IΓÇÖm still here arenΓÇÖt I?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Okay, put me on the spot! Yeah, I love you. I... ;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Just shut up and show me.;
dialogErotic1 = \
Mike:mimicEyeBlink:Wow, looking foxy today. You trying to get someoneΓÇÖs attention?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:You keep looking, IΓÇÖm going to start charging.;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:That right? And is there anything else on offer for the right money?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral3:Trust me, IΓÇÖm way out of your price bracket.;\
Mike:mimicSigh1:DonΓÇÖt suppose you take credit cards?;
dialogErotic2 = \
Mike:mimicSmile2:Hey good looking. Fancy a shag?;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:Well, when you put it like that!;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:Hey, whatΓÇÖs the point of beating round the bush?;\
Elaine:mimicSigh1:Err, maybe because a little subtlety might get you what youΓÇÖre after.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral3:Is that right?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:As youΓÇÖre never subtle, youΓÇÖll never know will you?!;
dialogErotic3 = \
Mike:mimicShy1:Look, there’s something I have to tell you, I’ve never, you know… with a person before.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:With a person? What do you normally do? Worry sheep?;\
Mike:mimicSad2:Hey, IΓÇÖm trying to open up here.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:You really expect me to believe youΓÇÖre a virgin?;\
Mike:mimicSad1:Thanks - take the mick. I was trying to confide in you, but donΓÇÖt worry!;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral2:IΓÇÖm sorry. I didnΓÇÖt mean to upset you. ItΓÇÖs just difficult to believe.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:I know, how could such a walking sex magnet like me still be a virgin. You are so gullible!;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:Well, your loss, I might just have taught you a few things..;
dialogErotic4 = \
Mike:mimicFlirt1:I can see youΓÇÖre looking at me.;\
Elaine:mimicBored1:Then thereΓÇÖs something wrong with your eyes.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt2:YouΓÇÖve had a taste and now you want to try a little bit more.;\
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:YouΓÇÖre the one with the munchies.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:Admit it. You want to get naked.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:Right idea, wrong line. YouΓÇÖre going to have to try MUCH harder than that!;
dialogErotic5 = \
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Does this look okay? Someone at work said IΓÇÖd put on weight.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Believe me, you look hot enough to start forest fires.;\
Elaine:mimicShy1:Next doorΓÇÖs barbeque maybe.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:No, really. You look amazing. You always look amazing.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:I can tell. That [MIKE?tent in your pants:tongue hanging out] sort of gives it away.;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral3:YouΓÇÖre looking suspicious. WhatΓÇÖs running through that tiny mind of yours?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Well, weΓÇÖve been living together for a while and thereΓÇÖs lots I donΓÇÖt know about you.;\
Elaine:mimicWonder2:And?;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:I reckon we should ΓÇÿTruth or DareΓÇÖ. You can go first.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:Okay. I dare you to take the rubbish out and finish the housework.;\
Mike:mimicAngry1:ThatΓÇÖs not a proper dare.;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:Have you smelt the bin? I promise- You do the housework, you can dare me. Anything, I promise.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Okay. I dare you to do the vacuuming. Nude!.;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:LetΓÇÖs see you do the housework first! Then IΓÇÖll think about it.;
dialogErotic6ItsMyTurn = \
Elaine:mimicShy1:I can't believe you actually did the housework.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Amazing what the offer of [ELAINE?getting your tits out:showing a bit of cheek] can do.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile3:Well, they say anticipation is the best part, so I'll just keep you guessing as to when I'll do it.;
dialogErotic6LetsDoIt = \
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:Okay [MIKE?big boy:cute buns], are you sure you're ready for this?;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Any chance I can get my camera?;
dialogErotic6Ending = \
Mike:mimicWonder1:I never thought you'd go through with it.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:It was worth it just to see your face!;\
Mike:mimicSmile4:I think I got the better view!...;
#What was the treat originally mentioned here? 'You've earned yourself a treat'? I think this dialogue should work without mentioning it, but let me know.
dialogErotic7 = \
Mike:mimicShy1:I was thinking... ;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral3:Hey, a worldΓÇÖs first!;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:... about you doing that vacuuming.;\
Elaine:mimicSigh1:One track mind. You tell anyone about me doing that, youΓÇÖre dead!;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:You enjoyed it. Admit it - you want me.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile3:Oh, yeah. That single bed of yours is irresistible.;
dialogErotic7DoubleBed = \
Mike:mimicSad1:My brainΓÇÖs out of here, no way I can finish these accounts. I mean whatΓÇÖs 15 + 19 + 35?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder2:Errrrr…69!?.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Yes, please. As youΓÇÖre offering.;\
Elaine:mimicSad1:Sorry, IΓÇÖve got a headache;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:I know a great way to relieve tension. Just take two people, pop them in a double bed and simmer lightly for an hour.;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:An hour? Well, at least itΓÇÖll be quieter if your tongueΓÇÖs got cramp!;
dialogErotic8 = \
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:You know youΓÇÖre not that bad in bed.;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:IΓÇÖm pretty damn amazing in bed!;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral3:IΓÇÖd give you six out of ten.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Well, IΓÇÖve got news for you ΓÇô IΓÇÖve been faking my orgasms!;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Want to try for seven?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:I get less than ten this time, IΓÇÖm going to want a recount.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile4:I promise - you manage to last longer than 90 seconds this time, IΓÇÖll give you eleven!;
dialogErotic9 = \
Elaine:Smile2:You know the kind of thing I really love to do in here?;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Errr, no. Does it involve handcuffs and small animals?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile3:Get lucky and youΓÇÖll find out.;
dialogErotic10 = \
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:You want to come over here and give me a kiss?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:I want to come over there and shag you till I canΓÇÖt stand up, but hey.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Easy Tiger. I want to talk first.;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:Always with the blah blah.;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:I want to talk us being permanent. Just you, me, and a big diamond ring.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:Okay, serious [MIKE?girl:one] ΓÇô Yeah, I do think we suit each other and we could do for a very long time.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile4:Right answer. Want to come over here and collect your bonus prize?;
dialogMarriage = \
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:%MIKE% were you serious? About us being together for a long time?;\
Mike:mimicBored1:Well, I need your rent money. And I'd be stuck for sex if you moved out;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Is that all I am to you? A shag?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:Well?;\
Mike:mimicEyeClose:Are you talking marriage?;\
Nobody::Bombshell!;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:I want more than what weΓÇÖve got, yeah.;\
Nobody::%MIKE%ΓÇÖs beginning to sweat it;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:That was your cue. Now you say, "I do too!";\
Nobody:: TEXT 01 for Yes, %MIKE% agrees to have sex with just one person for ever. TEXT 02 for No, %MIKE% decides to split up and shag that the [MIKE:girl:cutey] in the flat downstairs. Please note that to 'win the game' you have to stay together.;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Errrr...;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Sure, let's go for it...;\
Nobody::Right answer! [MIKE?He gets:They get] to keep [MIKE?his balls:their partner].;
dialogMarriage2 = \
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:%MIKE%, you do realise at some point, you're going to have to ask me properly.;
dialogHoneymoonInParadise = \
Mike:mimicSmile1:%ELAINE%, you won't believe this, but I've won us a holiday.;\
Elaine:mimicBored1:Let me guess, two weeks in a crappy B&B in Wales?;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:Try our very own beach house in the Caribbean!;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:This isn't you taking the piss?;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:No, seriously.;\
Elaine:mimicShy1:Is this just us going for a holiday? Or something a bit more serious?;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Sun, sea, sand and shagging for a fortnight. I think that's pretty serious!;\
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:I'll think about it. But I think you should get serious %MIKE% I want to know where we're going with this...;
dialogElainePleaseMarryMe = \
Mike:mimicSad1:%ELAINE%, can I ask you a question? ;\
Elaine:mimicEyeClose:As long as it's not another one about my favourite fantasies, or if I'd wear rubber for you;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:Well, it is a bit personal. I was just wondering if you fancied getting married?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Was that seriously the most romantic way you could think of asking?;
dialogElaineMarryMeWithoutRomance = \
Elaine:mimicSad1:To be honest, there's something missing between us. I mean I like you, but you have to admit, you're as romantic as a candlelit dinner at a service station.;
dialogElaineMarryMeWithoutFriendship = \
Elaine:mimicSad1:To be honest, there's something missing between us. You're a great shag, but we don't exactly get on as friends.;
dialogElaineMarryMeWithoutErotic = \
Elaine:mimicSad1:To be honest, there's something missing between us. You're a good laugh and a good friend, but you're as sexy as skid marks on polyester underwear. I mean you canΓÇÖt find my buttons even though theyΓÇÖre labelled.;
dialogElaineMarryMeWithoutRomanceFriendship = \
Elaine:mimicSad1:To be honest, there's a lot missing from our relationship. The sex is great, but you treat me like an object. I want to be romanced and to marry a friend.;
dialogElaineMarryMeWithoutFriendshipErotic = \
Elaine:mimicSad1:To be honest, we don't get on that well and you couldn't find my buttons with the lights on and labels. I want you to make me laugh in the living room and moan in the bedroom, not the other way around!;
dialogElaineMarryMeWithoutEroticRomance = \
Elaine:mimicSad1:To be honest, you're less romantic than a first date on a burns ward, and the sex?! Just get a few videos out and look for some tips.;
dialogElaineMarryMeNow = \
Elaine:mimicSmile1:But, IΓÇÖm touched that you had the courage to ask. Yes, let's get married.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:If I change my mind at any point - that'll be okay won't it?;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Only if you want to see your internal organs in a bag.;\
Nobody::Congratulations! You've created one happy pair of bunnies. Now just use the staircase to send them off to wedded bliss. And don't forget! The SINGLES will return in SINGLES 2 at a PC near you.;
dialogTrouble1a = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Any chance of a hand with the housework?;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:IΓÇÖve done some.;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Yeah, right. ThatΓÇÖs why the bathΓÇÖs got more rings than an oak tree.;\
Mike:mimicSmile1:Not me whoΓÇÖs always using it.;\
Elaine:mimicSigh1:Check out the yeti hairs that are blocking the plug, cos those arenΓÇÖt mine!;
dialogTrouble3a = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Why do I have to do all the cleaning?;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:Cos youΓÇÖre so damn good at it.;\
Elaine:mimicAngryry1:Anyone here look like a slave? YouΓÇÖll be asking me to wear a MaidΓÇÖs uniform next.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Hmm, not a bad idea that.;
dialogTrouble5a = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Will you get off your arse and do some housework you lazy git?!;\
Mike:mimicSigh1:DonΓÇÖt get your [MIKE?knickers:pants] in a twist. ThereΓÇÖs a lot better things you could be doing with them.;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Oh, yeah. Good move. LetΓÇÖs try a bit of [ELAINE?chauvinism:sarcasm] ;\
Mike:mimicNeutral1:YouΓÇÖre right, IΓÇÖve been very naughty. Maybe you should spank me;
dialogTrouble8a = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:Look, I am getting REALLY fed up of doing all the cleaning on my own. Will you try lifting a finger!?;\
Mike:mimicSigh1:Sure, which one do you want me to lift?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:ThereΓÇÖs a sandwich in the fridge thatΓÇÖs had children.;\
Mike:mimicSmile2:ThatΓÇÖs Arnold. IΓÇÖm training him to do tricks.;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:This isnΓÇÖt funny. If you donΓÇÖt do your fair share then I am out of here. No more warnings!;
dialogTroubleTheEnda = \
Elaine:mimicAngry1:ThatΓÇÖs it! IΓÇÖve had it with you!;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:What is it this time?;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:ThatΓÇÖs always your attitude isnΓÇÖt it? Well, you can stick your flat!;\
Mike:mimicWonder1:What?!;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:IΓÇÖm out of here. You can keep the furniture, but IΓÇÖm taking the money. Have a nice life!;
dialogTrouble1b = \
Mike:mimicWonder1:Are you okay?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:Yeah, why?;\
Mike:mimicSad1:I was just wondering whether this allergy you had to housework was going to turn out fatal.;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:No need to get sarcastic. It doesnΓÇÖt suit you.;
dialogTrouble3b = \
Mike:mimicAngry1:ThereΓÇÖs stuff on your side of the fridge thatΓÇÖs gone hairy. DonΓÇÖt know if youΓÇÖve heard, but PenicillinΓÇÖs already been discovered?;\
Elaine:mimicNeutral1:IΓÇÖve been busy.;\
Mike:mimicEyeClose:Yeah, IΓÇÖve seen you [MIKE?filing your nails:watching TV].;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:YouΓÇÖll have to work on you angry look, itΓÇÖs just not doing it for me;
dialogTrouble5b = \
Mike:mimicNeutral1:Fancy some exercise?;\
Elaine:mimicWonder1:You coming on to me again?;\
Mike:mimicAngry1:Oh, yeah. ThereΓÇÖs something of mine that really needs your attention. A little bit of rubbing and tender care... itΓÇÖs called the flat! Try tidying up you lazy git!;\
Elaine:mimicAngry1:You stand more chance of me doing that than anything else!;
dialogTrouble8b = \
Mike:mimicAngry1:We have to talk. I mean really talk.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile1:You know, I could get to like it when youΓÇÖre tough.;\
Mike:mimicAngry1:Okay. Do your share of the housework, or I walk. That tough enough for you?;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:You know angry gives you wrinkles.;
dialogTroubleTheEndb = \
Mike:mimicAngry1:Right, thatΓÇÖs it! Enough is enough! I am NOT your personal slave.;\
Elaine:mimicSmile2:Now thereΓÇÖs an idea.;\
Mike:mimicFlirt1:Really? What did you have in mind!;\
Elaine:mimicFlirt1:IΓÇÖm sure youΓÇÖre imaginative enough to work that out;\
Mike:mimicNeutral2:Sorry, weΓÇÖll both have to imagine it. IΓÇÖve bought another flat. You can keep the furniture. But me and the money are moving out to start a new life together.;
