I wish you had registered... it is not too late... yet!
We didn't cripple this software, so don't cripple our budget. Register!
Look, register now and we won't have to put in REALLY annoying things in our future software. Hey, did you know you can drag the edge of the image to any size? (now please REGISTER!)
Registering is as easy as 3.14159...
If you register we might tell you where to find our new game on the Internet!
If you register, you may get presents on your birthday.
Our software psychics recommend that you register this program.
Registering makes you sleep better at night. (You are on your own in the daytime).
If you register we will send you all the other programs like this we have made!
If you register we will draw your name on the moon... next time we are there.
Skip that tattoo you were planning on and register this program.
Right mouse click for the menu (and don't forget to print out the registration form).
Your mother would want you to register this program!
Registering this program will not promote world peace, just peace of mind.
Go on a diet! (Skip lunch and send us the 8 bucks instead).
Send us 800 pennies, either way it is still only eight bucks to register!
Check under the couch cushions for change; it will probably cover our registration costs.
Even my dog has enough change to register!
I've heard you can avoid hamster breath if you register this software (and cut down on eating hamsters).
Send us the few bucks to register and we will dance a jig!
Registering is cheap! So are those who don't!
If you send more than $8 we will be your friend, put a picture of you on our wall (you must supply picture), and the designer will name his firstborn after you (you must supply firstborn).
If you send $16 we will tell you a secret function within this program!
If you send $8 we will get rid of annoying scrolling messages.
If you register we won't send you junk mail.
You want to register.
You really want to register.
Please register.
Pretty pretty please, with sugar on top. Please register.
If you register, people might sing songs of praise in your name.
