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Subject: yello-digest V2 #174
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yello-digest Sunday, December 26 1999 Volume 02 : Number 174
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Date: Wed, 22 Dec 1999 18:01:26 PST
From: "Ms Oscar" <ms_oscar@hotmail.com>
Subject: (yello) Fwd: (joke)
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer",
and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do
hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the
second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as
a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the
lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area
ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at
an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of
the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of
the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned
agreement between the parties.
The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to,
the following steps:
1) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without
elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder
or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part
(Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being non-negotiable.
2) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb)
becomes separated from the party of the third part "Receptacle"), the party
of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party
of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable
state, local and federal statutes.
3) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of
the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning
installation of the party of the fourth part ("New Light Bulb"). This
installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the
procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful
to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this
point also being non-negotiable.
Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the
party of the first part (Lawyer), by any or all persons authorized by him,
the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of
the fifth part, also known as "Partnership."
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Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 18:55:51 +0100
From: marcolphus <markolf@kompit.com.pl>
Subject: (yello) Merry Christmas Everybody!!!!
And beware of the Y2K Bug!!! ;-))) (and other bugs too ;-D)
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Date: Sun, 26 Dec 1999 09:48:50 GMT
From: "juno ." <noisewerker@hotmail.com>
Subject: (yello) Back From Hell
Merry Christmas to you all.
Missed you a lot.
Back home for good.
Fill me in on all of the news.
Love you guys. :-)
Josh
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