BIG NEWS: MOVIEJUICE.COM SIGNS DEAL WITH TRIMARK PICTURES
This is no joke, folks. And youÆre the first to know.
Mark Ramsey of MovieJuice.com has signed a deal with Trimark Pictures furnishing the rights to selected portions of the MovieJuice spoof, ôThe Walt Witch Projectö (or, as DisneyÆs Joe Roth calls it, ôthat damned security infractionö).
A few legally innocuous scenes from ôWalt Witchö will be featured in TrimarkÆs upcoming video, ôThe Bogus Witch Project.ö ItÆs a compilation of the best 614 ôBlair Witch Projectö spoofs, drawn from the 240 million ôBlairö spoofs produced nationwide, giving all-new meaning to the term ôGrossö National Product.
In case youÆre slow on the trigger and youÆve missed ôThe Walt Witch Project,ö you can see whatÆs yanking TrimarkÆs crank at:
<a href="http://www.moviejuice.com/1999/waltwitchproject.htm">Click here for the fun!</a>
To dispel the gossip, it is NOT true that Calista Flockhart will receive an acting credit as ôBundle of Twigs #49ö
Now that IÆve sold a movie, letÆs review the statistics:
Number of movies IÆve sold: 1
Number of movies sold by net movie-gossip kingpin Harry Knowles: 0
Number of new baseball movies Kevin Costner is likely to sell: 0
Amount of money MovieJuice.com is likely to receive from the deal: 0
Amount of money made by most huge and highly valued Internet merchants: 0
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Hey, kids, don't forget to visit the MovieJuice! Site at http://www.moviejuice.com. The pictures are half the fun (and sometimes more than half the laughs)!
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Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 14:52:50 EDT
From: PTHOMASO@aol.com
Subject: Re: [MV] Date: Thu, 21 Oct 1999 08:54:10 EDT
Not to bright????? Are you saying I am not bright? Well I think that you
should save your personal remarks for yourself seeing that you don't even
know me. Then again, I must not be to bright because I am arguing with a
person I don't know, and who dosen't know a interesting movie when they see
it. Anyway, this discussion is for movies and not cutting each other down, so
please keep your personal remarks to yourself.
Thank you,
Patricia
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Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1999 15:01:05 EDT
From: Tinniebaby@aol.com
Subject: Re: [MV] Date: Thu, 21 Oct 1999 08:54:10 EDT
I do also agree with what Patricia had to say about the discussion and
the movie, I rather enjoyed to movie and I would see it again. It was one
that make me think and wonder what she was going to do next. I thought that
it was a movie that not all persons would relate with (men) manly and that
being that I don't think that men can relate every well with a head strong
women who is willing to take things into her own hands to get something done.
I also think that this is about movies and not what you think of someone's
intelligence.
Tina
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