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Subject: [MV] MovieJuice! - SHE'S ALL THAT - Saved By The Ball
Date: 02 Feb 1999 08:54:42 -0500 (EST)
SHE'S ALL THAT - SAVED BY THE BALL
by Mark Ramsey
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January 31, 1999
She's All That tries to cross teen classics like Clueless and Sixteen Candles, thus becoming clueless sixteen times over.
This is a movie that wants to be written by Cameron Crowe channeling George Bernard Shaw in the worst way. But Fast Times at Breakfast Club High it ain't. Although I understand that George did pen some of the more clever quips, such as the eternal "supersize my balls" and the profound "check out the bobo's on superfreak!" That George Bernard Shaw! What a foul-mouthed, witty card!
Eliza Boo-hoo-little stars as the dark-paletted bohemian artist with a complicated fashion sense and a complexion so pure, Intel is using her right cheek as a clean room for Pentium II chip production. I'm telling you, the only blackheads this chick has seen are in Spike Lee movies.
Eliza is best known as the groovy pan-swinging alterna-chick from the anti-Heroin commercials. "This is what Heroin does to your FRIENDS" - BAM - "This is what Heroin does to your FAMILY" - BAM.... Now that's a commercial that clearly illustrated the evils of...underwear. "This is what Heroin does to your BREASTS when you wear a tight T-SHIRT and no BRA!" BAM. No drug glamorizing there, huh?
This Fall, look for the musical version of She's All That, called My Phair Lady's All That, now in development by musical theater kingpins Lerner and Lowe. Here's a sample of the fly tuneage:
All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one Pizza Pube Hair
Owww, Wouldn't it be loverly....
I smell HIT! I definitely smell something.
Eliza stars opposite Teen Dream Freddie Prinze, Jr., the Clark Gable of the zit-set. And he ain't bad! Time to exit the teen track, Freddie, and follow my personal high school hero, John Cusack, to flicks grown-ups will see.
Look for the great Tim Matheson as Clark's dad. Tim's not only an alumnus of Animal House, he's also the original voice of Johnny Quest (the good one from the '60's, dudes, not the skateboarding, politically correctified one in circulation now, thanks to Turner) and the only guy to be buried alive on the USA Network. Hmm. Burying actors alive. I feel a Fox reality special coming on. Kind of a Circus of the Stars with Last Rites.
Kevin Pollak plays Eliza's dad in a subtle comic tour-de-force. His lame-ass Jeopardy game-play is pure gold.
In an effort to be satirical, I suppose, there's a long vamp on MTV's The Real World. Although how you parody a show that's a parody of itself is beyond me.
My favorite part, though, is the prom sequence. That's when Freddie and Eliza discover to their surprise that their average joe and jane C- classmates are actually professionally trained in Modern Dance! By golly, what luck! Does Martha Graham teach remedial math? Where's Patrick Swayze when you need him? Probably the same place Freddie Prinze will be if he keeps this up.
Welcome to Bob Fosse High! It's graduation time at the Kit Kat Club. Is this an audition for Xanadu II? Just when you think MTV rotation regulars and bizarro supporting players Usher and 'Lil Kim are shooting a hip hop video, Eliza breaks into a chorus of "FAME! I wanna live forever! Baby remember my name ...remember ...remember ...remember ...." It's the jiggy spawn of Irene Cara! Props to Debbie Allen! Give it up for Debbie!
The truth be known, there's nary an unpredictable moment in She's All That. Almost like watching a video you've seen before - but paying $8 for the privilege. This thing is so paint-by-numbers I can see the lines between the colors. Although I suspect most of this cast sees the lines only when they're sounded out phonetically.
Clueless was on TV Sunday night, reminding me what a fine flick that was. You didn't think She's All That would measure up, did you?
Oh, you did! That's so...sweet!
Copyright 1999 Mark Ramsey. All rights reserved. NO PORTION MAY BE REPRODUCED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR.
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Subject: [MV] MovieJuice! - PAYBACK - Ellie May Confidential
Date: 09 Feb 1999 10:46:03 -0500 (EST)
PAYBACK - ELLIE MAY CONFIDENTIAL
by Mark Ramsey
http://www.moviejuice.com
February 9, 1999
If you drop into the theater in time for the previews, you may catch what has to be the strangest commercial ever. A marine is wielding a mighty sword and slaying this huge fire-breathing animated creature.
What?? Marines do that? The few, the brave, the proud - they're defending us against demonic cartoons! What's in their rations, Scooby Snacks? Do they ride in jeeps or "Mystery Machines"? Now that the Commies are down for the count and the Iraqis are desert out-foxed, the new enemy, it seems, is a Sun workstation and the creators of Spawn! Are our few good men packin' Gameboys instead of rifles nowadays? Do these guys get pictures from the battlefield or animation cels, limited edition and framed? Who's their military strategist, Sun Tzu or Chuck Jones? According to General Cat in the Hat: "I do not like armed conflict, ma'am. I do not like green eggs and ham."
What do you get when you combine the talents of the guy who co-wrote LA Confidential and the auteur of Braveheart? Proof that lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place, that's what.
Payback should be called Moneyback. I'd like to go back in time two hours, if it's all the same to you. The only thing keeping this flick in the theaters and off the USA channel is Mark Harmon's busy schedule.
Here's a movie that's set not on Earth, but on some planet with a permanent blue tint. I'm talkin' blue! I haven't seen so many folks with cadaverous flesh tone since the last meeting of the Kate Moss exhaustion club. It's like Nightmare of the Living Dead without the brains. If we had a red and white movie, this triple-feature could open on July 4. I got the blues, all right. Visualize an R-rated version of the Smurfs and you get the picture.
Speaking of Smurfs, did you know that Blue Mel is short? I'm talkin' really short. Something tells me Blue Mel's romantic costar Blue Maria Bello must be just tall enough to represent the lollipop guild. There are lots of phone books on a Mel set, and they ain't used for callin', if you know what I mean.
Blue Mel Gibson stars as Blue Mel Eastwood, starring as "Porter." Porter est mui macho. You know this because he smokes like Winona Ryder, dresses in black leather, and walks to the beat of a groovy soundtrack. Either he's cool, or he's shopping for a distribution deal at Sundance. Porter knows the mean streets like the back of his tiny little hand.
Blue Mel (or, as the French call him, petit Mel bleu) speaks in such a gravelly-voiced low register narration, the theater kinda shakes and trembles. Is this some Dolby Sensurround effect or the audience is stampeding to the exit? Who can tell? Is his voice so low because his vocal chords are close to sea level?
"Old habits die hard," intones Papa Smurf Mel. "If you don't kick them, they kick you." Yes, friends, it's the John Huston translation of the Tao Te Ching.
Blue Mel takes us on a tour of the seedy underside of life in Blueville. Drug addicts, crooks, and callgirls. If Disney World had a Taxicab Confession-land, this would be it. Payback is full of S&M and misogyny - perfect for the whole family. Baddies whacking each other left and right. Blue bloods all over the place. Mucho macho meals in a hi-chair.
Blue Kris Kristofferson, who hasn't seen an eyebrow since the Titanic saw sunlight, plays Mr. Big. He's the head of "the Outfit." But don't be fooled - this outfit's from J.C. Penney! Blue Mel Bronson takes on Mr. Big to get his money back. Rather than visit customer service, he kidnaps the guy's son. So Mr. Big sends out Blue Lee Marvin Coburn to break Blue Mel's itty bitty toes. The lesson: Don't expect quality service unless you're shopping Nordstrom.
Take it from me, after you drop your green on this blue, you'll be seeing red.
Copyright 1999 Mark Ramsey. All rights reserved. NO PORTION MAY BE REPRODUCED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR.
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Subject: [MV] MovieJuice! - MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - Soak on a Rope
Date: 14 Feb 1999 16:55:44 -0500 (EST)
A FAN LETTER FROM AN UNLIKELY SOURCE
Whenever I get an email that begins "I wrote that movie you just reviewedà" my first response is, "uh oh." That said, thanks to a certain screenwriter of a certain number one recent box office hit for reading between the lines and getting the joke. I appreciate your note.
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A PHANTOM PRECURSOR
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MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE - SOAK ON A ROPE
by Mark Ramsey
http://www.moviejuice.com
February 14, 1999
One of the biggest hits of the recent NATPE convention in New Orleans was the live taping of a new movie review TV show. Like all movie review shows on TV, it's modeled after Siskel & Ebert's thumb-o-rama and features yours truly as the Funny one and the Rev. Jerry Falwell as the Christian one. Check out this excerpt of our show on the new flick, Message in a Bottle.
Mark: Message in a Bottle stars Kevin Costner, Robin Wright-Penn, and special guest star Rose McGowan as the P.T. Barnum might-as-well-be-bearded lady. I don't know about you, Jerry, but I'm sending out an S.O.S. to the world!
Jerry: (smiling) Did you say "Massage in a Bottle"? I think that bespeaks a kind of bankrupt morality which is damaging to the spiritual lives of children!
Mark: Jerry, your tie's too tight! Proverbial strong silent type and robo-actor Costner is the celluloid spawn of the unholy union between quiet men Henry Fonda and Gary Cooper. He's so wooden, indigenous peoples practice slash and burn on his moss-covered gut. What's his character's name, "Cigar Store Indian"? If he gets an itch, could it be termites? Can you tell his age if you count the rings around his nose - er - trunk? In this flick, he moves from Waterworld to waterlogged world. Now that he's done The Postman, are all his performances mailed in?
Jerry: (smiling) Is that actress Rebecca Gayheart in this film? Rebecca GAYheart??? As a Christian, I'd like to unroll a latex condom over such deviance to prevent an unwanted pregnancy of depravity.
Mark: Message to all the ships at sea: Not since the heyday of Christopher Cross has Sailing been so dull. Kevin's a boat builder. Did you see the frame he was building, Jerry?
Jerry: (smiling) I certainly did, Mark. It was a triangular frame - lavender if I'm not mistaken. With a rainbow bow and black leather rigging. This is a sailing ship that role-models the homosexual lifestyle! They brazenly acknowledge that this boat will hoist fags!
Mark: FLAGS, Jerry, you homophobic ninny. Flags!
Jerry: (smiling) Did you notice Mr. Costner is carrying a purse?
Mark: That's not a purse. That's his swelling gut, Jerry.
Jerry: (smiling) And in that sailing scene, the puffy white clouds overhead are clearly engaging in lewd and lascivious behavior!
Mark: Grand old actor Paul Newman's in this movie too in a role Wilford Brimley was born to play. He's a kooky coot who cuts Kevin's hair, shrink-wraps the clippings, and sells "Newman's Own Costner Hair Fragments" to the public to raise money for charity. "It beats croutons," says Paul. And if you don't think those hair fragments are scarce, take a close look at Kevin's noggin. That hairline is rolling back faster than the Red Sea in The Prince of Egypt.
Jerry: (smiling) See this $5 bill, Mark? Not only is "SEX" written in clearly visible subliminal lettering, but so is "DEPRAVED GAY SEX." Shameful!
Mark: Have you ever gotten a message in a bottle, Jerry?
Jerry: (smiling) Yes, Mark. I was drinking like a fish when the bottles began to speak. Like a chorus of Budweiser frogs they beseeched me to hear the Word of God. Suddenly the face of the Virgin Mary appeared on a Starbucks low-fat scone and authorized me to make the world safe from Teletubbies because, frankly, they're driving the Lord nuts.
Mark: I got a message once. But it was in a box of Cap'n Crunch cereal. Although it was no love poem, it did offer me 25 cents of my next purchase of Crunch Berries. That's putting your money where your mouth is!
Jerry: (smiling) That Tinky Winky is Gay, I tell you. You'll see! Just wait until your three-year-old boy develops a sudden interest in disco dancing and old Judy Garland movies, not to mention a suspicious fascination with David Duchovny. Why, I've seen toddlers describe their diaper ensemble as "fabulous!" Our moral foundations are crumbling, I tell you!
Mark: Uh, okay, Jerry. Any final words on Message in a Bottle?
Jerry: I didn't see it, Mark. But it definitely promotes homosexuality and endangers the welfare of our children. Just like that new WB series with that young lady in college: Fellatio-icity.
Mark: Up next, a lengthy review of a movie you've never heard of and have absolutely no intention of seeing....
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Subject: [MV] MovieJuice! - BLAST FROM THE PAST - Perry Como-tose
Date: 21 Feb 1999 15:40:16 -0500 (EST)
A PHANTOM MENACING TRIBUTE
Get excited. You're only days away from the MovieJuice! video tribute to the Star Wars prequel. Download the free RealVideo G2 player now at http://www.real.com. And God help us!
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BLAST FROM THE PAST - PERRY COMO-TOSE
by Mark Ramsey
http://www.moviejuice.com
February 21, 1999
Blast From The Past is bad.
It's that stench, deep in the putrid guts of bad. It's that heinous blast from the ass, that's what it is. The good news: The gas is passed and this blast is past.
Bad! So radioactive bad the projectionist handles the film with oven mitts and a lead smock. Does this theater come with ushers or lab assistants? Should we duck around the corner for safety when the lights come down? If I sit against a film panel, can you see my bones after the movie? Can I find the video at Blockbuster or locked away in underground salt mines? I think this movie's giving me cancer - something's growing inside of me, and it's not a happy feeling. I don't know if this flick glows in the dark, but it certainly blows in the dark.
Deep inside a fallout shelter in the early 60's, thespians Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek realize their career choices will be slim indeed come the millennium. Rather than teach the master class at the Actor's Studio, Chris Walken, who in heavy makeup also goes by the name "James Woods," avoids the Bomb and films one instead. It may be under the Earth, but it stinks to high Heaven. Sissy, who's scarier covered in kitchen flour than prom night pig's blood, is in desperate need of a career snorkel.
35 years pass - and I'm not just talking about the time spent in the theater. Son Brendan Fraser - who's gone from God to Monster - wants to visit the surface to get some action and meet a wife. In the real world, the boy in the bubble is a fish out of water, making this movie both bubble-headed and in need of a cleaning and some hush puppies on the side.
Naturally, he settles on Alicia Silverstone because the script says so. Brendan is "Adam" and Alicia is "Eve." Get it? Believe me, gang, this is the Garden of Eden only if we're talkin' Adam West and Eve Plumb. I pray for apples, but I settle for nuts.
Alicia - so golden in Clueless - has gone plum perm crazy in this flick. Is that hair, Alicia, or is a serpent coiled tightly around your head? Who did your makeup, Ray Harryhausen?
Good news! Alicia is never going to have to worry about writing that thank-you speech to the Academy! At least not unless there's an Oscar for "best performance by a hairstyle." Yes, Alicia's curly-mopped perm has life aplenty! Did Pixar do the special effects here? At one point, her curly-q's form the torso of Buzz Lightyear as her tussled "do" signs "To Infinity and Beyond," which, coincidentally, is where Alicia's head seems to be for most of this flick. And it's where all of her talent is, to the extent the word "talent" applies.
Here's some career counsel for you, Alicia. As I see it, you have these options:
1. Play a Hooker in a movie with Richard Gere
2. Play a Hooker in a movie with Larry Flynt
3. Play in a reprise of TV's T.J. Hooker
4. Get Hooked on Phonics
A special obvious-stuff-we're-not-supposed-to-notice citation goes to the peculiar scene in a porno shop where all the nasty video boxes are mysteriously fuzzed out. Hmm. Movie dudes, if your PG-sensibilities require you to cover up the privates, couldn't you digitally render some bikinis? Even a kid knows mommy's boobies aren't shaped like the fog. Sorry, son, mom's in the tub and visibility is zero. Better attach fog lights to those Sketchers, junior. Did Alicia walk into an episode of Cops or something? Must video boxes sign release forms now?
Oh well. I hear the Director of American Graffiti has a new movie coming out soon. Anybody heard anything about it?
Copyright 1999 Mark Ramsey. All rights reserved. NO PORTION MAY BE REPRODUCED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE AUTHOR.
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FAREWELL GENE SISKEL
I didn't know him, but I'll miss him. Inappropriate though the tribute may be, this issue of MovieJuice! is dedicated to "the tall one."
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Subject: [MV] MovieJuice! - 8MM - The Silliness of the Lambs
Date: 28 Feb 1999 16:29:36 -0500 (EST)
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8MM - THE SILLINESS OF THE LAMBS
by Mark Ramsey
http://www.moviejuice.com
February 28, 1999
Should a movie be entertaining? "If you want entertainment, you get a couple of hookers and an eightball." So said Sean Penn this weekend on that TV paragon of super serioso acting craft "Inside the Actor's Studio." Then Sean (a.k.a. "Martyr Brando") snapped his fingers as the entire universe ceased revolving around him. The planets just hung in the air, much like the stars surrounding Jenna Elfman's head and the satellites encircling Denise Richards' breasts. A wonder to behold!
Director and erstwhile Batman arch-villain Joel Schumacher plays Good Movie Target Practice with all the marksmanship of an Iraqi anti-aircraft battery. If you're gonna bomb, Joel, at least use a smart bomb. Imagine the doctor who creates a pretty vaccine that doesn't cure illness. Joel is Hollywood's number one turd-polisher, and 8MM is buffed to an odorous, sparkling shine. It's spam glam of the highest order.
As you may recall, Schumacher was banished from Gotham City after his last go-round with the caped one, only to turn up on AM radio where, under the guise of "Director Joel," he dispensed self-help to luckless losers sorely in need of more attractive lives utterly without substance. Familiar terrain, Director Joel!
8MM is the brainchild of the guy who wrote Seven. Where did this flick come from? Let me reconstruct the birth of 8MM:
Columbia Executives: You wrote Seven, right?
Seven Writer: Yeah
Columbia Executives: We admire any movie where "Gwyneth Paltrow" and "head" are used in the same sentence, if you know what we mean. We'd like you to write something exactly like it, but completely different.
Seven Writer: Will you pay me shitloads of money so that I can justify a for-hire and passionless assignment designed strictly to separate easily duped moviegoers from their hard-earned money?
Columbia Executives: Are you kidding? Of course! We ain't Miracolumbiamax, pal!
Seven Writer: But Sony owns you guys.
Columbia Executives: Not "Sony." They make TV's! It's "Soon Yi," Woody Allen's babe. That's a big misconception. Check the slogan in her annual report: "Where We Show You a Tit and We Bring On the Shit!"
At least I learned one thing from 8MM. The line "Drop the Crossbow" is funny regardless of context. Let's face it, if Paul Newman told Kevin Costner to "Drop the Crossbow" in Message in a Bottle, who wouldn't laugh?
Someone prescribe some vitamins for Nick Cage. He seems a bit run down. Thanks to his somnambulist monotone, I was able to tune a guitar to his voice. Is there a harp playing, or have I gone to Heaven? Scanning the audience, I noticed "Lullaby" guy Shawn Mullins nodding off. Did human tranquilizer Nick just take a gig on NYPD Blue as Lt. Sleep-owicz? Should I stick a needle in my eye or use it to prop open the lid? Evidently, "boredom" is the eighth deadly sin.
Cast as Nick's wife is one of Cinderella's stepsisters. Yikes, Nick! Patricia Arquette she ain't. Not unless you squint, turn your head by 90 degrees, pound a brew, and view this flick backwards through tissue paper. Then she's a dead ringer. If Patricia's whole bean, then this babe's ground for drip, cone filter. Call it Starbucks Distresso Blend. Robusta, Arabica, or Disgusta? Yowee. Drop the crossbow, lady.
Creepily inserted at every twist and turn is Nick's baby. The message: This guy may be diving into depravity, but he's also a daddy, dammit. Baby's big swollen head keeps bobbing into the scene like a buoy on Baywatch. Did Mrs. Nick just capture a tiny extraterrestrial or something? "Oh, she's touching the phone," says Mrs. Nick. How sweet. Too bad she can't wrap those tiny fingers around your french roasted neck, Mrs. Nick, and squeeze the caffeine out of you. I believe that baby just dropped the crossbow!
Never have I seen a flick where the soundtrack seems so out of place. It's sitar-rific! Is Nick chasing S&M Snuff Porno or meditating with Ghandi? Are those vocals or did somebody sample farm animal squeals? What does porno have to do with Tom Tom drums, anyway? Ta-Tas and Pom-Poms I get, but Tom Toms?
Nick's out to trace a Snuff film - to discover whether it's real or not. Unfortunately, the possibly snuffed chick writes poetry that begins "Star light, Star bright...." meaning a good snuffing was inevitable and - from a sociological perspective - all for the best.
Yes, Nick is pee-pee deep in the seedy world of Underground Porno. He's surrounded by throngs of young runaways. Or maybe it's a WB Network casting call; who can tell? Crossbows were tumbling to the floor all over the place.
When Nick gets his chance to wreak revenge on the pornographic perpetrators, he asks the girl's mom: "Give me your permission to hurt them." Judging by the snickers in the audience, you'd think Jim Carrey had just cracked a butt. Maybe director Schumacher should go back to making schues.
Among the climaxes (no pun intended) in this movie was Nick's face/off with an S&M Dungeonmaster named "Machine," or as Joel art-directed the word: "ma-sheen." Sheen's specialty is pain, torture, and making really long speeches before he kills someone, thus allowing them plenty of time to escape and turn the tables on him. When will villains learn, ma-sheen?
Sorry, Director Joel, you dropped the crossbow on this one. This ma-sheen could use an upgrade.
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