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From: "Andre G. Assaiante" <andreg@littlewing>
Date: Wed, 12 Jun 1996 08:58:43 -0700
To: andreg@littlewing
Subject: Painting Nuns
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction
of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their
habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door
of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of
the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns
look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting
a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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| mail from | "Just to set the books straight, they have |
| andreg@csd.sgi.com | nothing in commom although they are very much |
| | related to each other." |
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| Andre G. Assaiante | Goodheart & Cox's "The Magic Garden Explained" |
| | from a discussion of vnodes and inodes |
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