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  1. From: Shari <bluedawg@concentric.net>
  2. Date: Sun, 15 Jun 1997 10:32:15 -0700
  3. Organization: OREGON - USA
  4. To: webheads@softdisk.com
  5. Subject: Oxymorons
  6.  
  7. Act naturally
  8.       Found missing
  9.       Resident alien
  10.       Advanced BASIC
  11.       Genuine imitation
  12.       Safe sex
  13.       Airline food
  14.       Good grief
  15.       Same difference
  16.       Almost exactly
  17.       Government organization
  18.       Sanitary landfill
  19.       Alone together
  20.       Legally drunk
  21.       Silent scream
  22.       British fashion
  23.       Living dead
  24.       Small crowd
  25.       Business ethics
  26.       Soft rock
  27.       Butt head
  28.       Military intelligence
  29.       Software documentation
  30.       California culture
  31.       New classic
  32.       Sweet sorrow
  33.       Childproof
  34.       "Now, then ..."
  35.       Synthetic natural gas
  36.       Christian Scientists
  37.       Passive aggression
  38.       Taped live
  39.       Clearly misunderstood
  40.       Peace force
  41.       Toronto Life
  42.       Temporary tax increase
  43.       Computer jock
  44.       Plastic glasses
  45.       Terribly pleased
  46.       Computer security
  47.       Political science
  48.       Tight slacks
  49.       Definite maybe
  50.       Pretty ugly
  51.       Twelve-ounce pound cake
  52.       Diet ice cream
  53.       Rap music
  54.       Working vacation
  55.       Exact estimate
  56.       Religious tolerance
  57.  
  58.       and one of my personal favorites:
  59.  
  60.   Microsoft Works
  61.