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The Homosexual Agenda
jhaungs@us.oracle.com (Jim Haungs)
(chuckle, forwarded)
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy
of it.
Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state and local
governments, as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially
impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our
devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles
from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?