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  1. Session Start: Fri Nov 05 19:58:32 2004
  2. Session Ident: #penguin
  3. [19:58] * Now talking in #penguin
  4. [19:58] * Topic is 'skeeball is neat'
  5. [19:58] * Set by dron on Fri Nov 05 19:56:
  6. 50
  7. [19:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Zandor
  8. [19:58] <Jazzy> HI!
  9. [19:58] <Zandor> HELLO
  10. [19:58] <Zandor> I APOLOGIZE FOR THE
  11. LATENESS OF MY REPLY.
  12. [19:58] <Jazzy> It's okay
  13. [19:58] <Zandor> I WAS EATING A SANDWICH!
  14. [19:59] <Jazzy> haha
  15. [19:59] <Jazzy> me too
  16. [19:59] <Zandor> GIVE ME MY DAMN
  17. SANDWICH BACK
  18. [19:59] * Jazzy gives him his sandwich
  19. back, with a grimace
  20. [19:59] <Jazzy> =(
  21. [19:59] <Zandor> And thus a lifelong
  22. rivalry is formed.
  23. [20:00] <Zandor> All for the sandwich
  24. [20:00] <Jazzy> dejavu
  25. [20:00] <Zandor> THE FIRST QUESTION IS
  26. MOSTLY STANDARD:
  27. [20:00] <Zandor> HOW DID YOU FIND ZZT
  28. [20:00] <Jazzy> HMM... I GOT BORED AND
  29. WENT TO TMK TO SEE WHAT THIS ZZT THING WAS
  30. ALL ABOUT AND FOUND IT DED. SO I WENT TO
  31. LAND OF ZZT AND GOT IT. EASY.
  32. [20:01] <Jazzy> IT=THE TMK PAGE
  33. [20:01] <Zandor> AHA.
  34. [20:01] <Jazzy> Aha what?
  35. [20:01] <Zandor> BUT CAN YOU SAY THE SAME
  36. THING IN UNDER TEN WORDS WITHOUT USING THE
  37. LETTER "M"?
  38. [20:01] <Jazzy> NO
  39. [20:01] <Jazzy> MAYBE
  40. [20:02] <Jazzy> WENT TO SITE AND FOUND IT
  41. DED. FOUND IT AGAIN
  42. [20:02] <Zandor> VERY GOOD!
  43. [20:02] <Jazzy> HAHAHAHAAHAHA
  44. [20:02] <Jazzy> V^_^V
  45. [20:03] <Zandor> YOUR SCORE IS NOW 20
  46. POINTS.  COLLECT 170 BEFORE THE MONKEY
  47. ESCAPES FROM THE CAGE AND YOU WIN THE
  48. LIGHTNING ROUND!
  49. [20:03] <Zandor> FAIL AND YOU WILL BE
  50. STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING.
  51. [20:03] * Jazzy stuns the monkey with
  52. *Para
  53. [20:03] <Jazzy> heh
  54. [20:03] * Jazzy *para takes effect
  55. [20:03] <Jazzy> shoot
  56. [20:03] <Jazzy> *para takes effect.^
  57. [20:04] <Zandor> ...DAMMIT, I DIDN'T THINK
  58. YOU WOULD THINK OF THAT.
  59. [20:04] <Jazzy> FF3
  60. [20:04] <Jazzy> and ToP
  61. [20:04] <Zandor> VERY WELL THEN.  QUESTION
  62. 2:  WHAT IS A MILAMBER?
  63. [20:04] <Jazzy> ME
  64. [20:04] <Jazzy> jk
  65. [20:05] <Zandor> WHERE DID YOU GE- oh ok
  66. [20:05] <Jazzy> MILAMBER IS A WIZARDLY
  67. WIZARD FROM FIEST'S NOVELS
  68. [20:05] <Jazzy> AKA PUG
  69. [20:05] <Jazzy> GET BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR
  70. TODAY!
  71. [20:05] <Jazzy> ONLY AT GAMEHIPPO.COM
  72. [20:05] <Zandor> WHY DID YOU KILL ZZT
  73. [20:05] <Jazzy> ???
  74. [20:06] <Jazzy> I <3 ZZT!!!!
  75. [20:06] <Zandor> OH
  76. [20:06] <Jazzy> I WOULDN'T HURT IT!
  77. [20:06] <Zandor> THEN DO YOU KNOW WHO DID
  78. BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING GHOST TOWN AROUND
  79. HERE
  80. [20:07] <Jazzy> heheh. I remember an
  81. interview that Nadir did where he called
  82. it a "nitterview". He cracks me up
  83. [20:07] <Jazzy> UMM.. MOOSE!
  84. [20:07] <Zandor> YOU BLAME MOOSEKA?
  85. [20:07] <Jazzy> HIS NUTMEG SCARED ZZT AWAY
  86. [20:07] <Zandor> OR ARE YOU CALLING ME A
  87. MOOSE
  88. [20:08] <Zandor> BECAUSE BOTH COULD BE
  89. CONSIDERED VALID ANSWERS
  90. [20:08] * Jazzy pets his dog absently
  91. [20:08] <Jazzy> He's a beagle-mutt =)
  92. [20:08] <Jazzy> Oh crap.
  93. [20:08] <Zandor> WHY DID YOUR DOG KILL ZZT
  94. [20:09] <Jazzy> Dos is gonna be so jealous
  95. [20:09] <Jazzy> He didn't. Moose's nutmeg
  96. did
  97. [20:09] <Zandor> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE
  98. THEY'RE ALL FURRIES
  99. [20:09] <Jazzy> HAHAHAHA! INDEEDAGE
  100. [20:09] <Jazzy> Moose is a furry???
  101. [20:09] <Zandor> SURE, WHATEVER
  102. [20:09] <Jazzy> kewl
  103. [20:09] <Jazzy> dodedeo
  104. [20:10] <Jazzy> anything good now?
  105. [20:10] <Zandor> EVERY STATEMENT THUS FAR
  106. HAS BEEN A LIE, INCLUDING WHAT YOU'VE
  107. SAID. THIS IS A HALL OF MIRRORS, FULL OF
  108. CLOWNS AND SCARY SUCH.
  109. [20:10] * Jazzy screams
  110. [20:10] * Jazzy uses his kata to smash the
  111. mirrors
  112. [20:10] <Zandor> IT'S OKAY, IT'S JUST A
  113. REFLECTION OF THE CLOWN THAT'S GOING TO
  114. KILL YOU!
  115. [20:10] * Jazzy just farts on the clowns
  116. [20:11] <Zandor> ...NO
  117. [20:11] <Jazzy> @__@
  118. [20:11] <Zandor> WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE
  119. ZZT GAMES
  120. [20:11] <Jazzy> CRAP. TOO MANY TO NAME. I
  121. HAVE ABOUT 99% OF THEM IN MY ZZTV9
  122. CHANNEL, #MYSTERIOUSWAYS
  123. [20:11] <Zandor> YOU'RE MAKING ONE TOO,
  124. HUH?
  125. [20:12] <Jazzy> IF U WAIT, I'LL GO GET
  126. THEM. Yes\
  127. [20:12] <Jazzy> u want them?
  128. [20:12] <Zandor> THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU
  129. AND YOUR CHANNEL! (AND I'LL GET YOUR
  130. LITTLE DOG TOO)
  131. [20:12] <Zandor> VERY WELL
  132. [20:12] <Jazzy> CLASSIC
  133. [20:12] <Jazzy> k
  134. [20:12] <Jazzy> brb
  135. [20:13] * Zandor changes topic to 'THERE
  136. IS NO CONSPIRACY TO KILL JAZZY'
  137. [20:13] <Jazzy> AAAHHH!!!!
  138. [20:13] <Zandor> WHAT
  139. [20:13] * dron invites you to join #hehz0r
  140. [20:14] <Jazzy> *Favorite ZZT games- 
  141. *pOp*, 33 Ways To
  142. [20:14] <Jazzy> Die, 33 More Ways To Die,
  143. A Community
  144. [20:14] <Jazzy> X-Mas, A Smiley's Life
  145. (and ASM:X-Mas),
  146. [20:14] <Jazzy> Asmodeus, Barney
  147. Exterminator, Battle
  148. [20:14] <Jazzy> Tech, Burgar Joint,
  149. Burglar!, City of
  150. [20:14] <Jazzy> ZZT, Code Red, Chrono Wars
  151. , Coolness,
  152. [20:14] <Jazzy> Dragon Woods, Edible Vomit
  153. , Evil
  154. [20:14] <Jazzy> Sorceror's Party, FF Disk
  155. 1, Freak Da
  156. [20:14] <Jazzy> Cat, Frost Part I: Power,
  157. Greed 1&2,
  158. [20:14] <Jazzy> Hallucina, Kings Quest
  159. ZZT, Lebensraum,
  160. [20:14] <Jazzy> Li'l Buddy ZZT, Link's
  161. Adventure,
  162. [20:14] <Jazzy> Mission: Enigma, Mooseka
  163. Rules With An
  164. [20:14] <Jazzy> Iron Fist, Mr. Sharpio
  165. Cares Not For
  166. [20:14] <Jazzy> Lies, Ned The Knight,
  167. November Eve, On
  168. [20:14] <Jazzy> The Wire, Overflow,
  169. Parallel (and PBK),
  170. [20:14] <Jazzy> Pokey, Psyche, Sim
  171. #Darkdigital, Sivion,
  172. [20:14] <Jazzy> Stupid RPG, the Dizzy
  173. games, The Life of
  174. [20:14] <Jazzy> a Scotter, The Purple
  175. Files 2, The
  176. [20:14] <Jazzy> Mercenary, Teen Priest,
  177. This Game Has No
  178. [20:14] <Jazzy> Point, The Town of ZZT,
  179. Wartorn,
  180. [20:14] <Jazzy> Wasteland, What? and ZZTV,
  181. and screw it
  182. [20:15] <Jazzy> all, I give up! This list
  183. is long
  184. [20:15] <Jazzy> enough...
  185. [20:15] <Jazzy> Sorry
  186. [20:15] <Jazzy> Stupid paste option
  187. [20:15] <Zandor> MY CONTENT IS NOW
  188. REDUNDANT!  ANY GAMES YOU DON'T LIKE?
  189. [20:15] <Jazzy> You'll have to edit it. =(
  190. [20:15] <Zandor> BUT THAT WOULD TAKE
  191. EFFORT
  192. [20:15] <Jazzy> Yeah. Yours! j/k umm....
  193. ASCII MAKER! DIE#$!$%%^
  194. [20:16] <Jazzy> And baby.zzt
  195. [20:16] <Jazzy> that's just gay
  196. [20:17] <Zandor> HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT ONE,
  197. I GUESS I'LL CONSIDER MYSELF LUCKY, ASK NO
  198. QUESTIONS, AND MOVE ON
  199. [20:17] <Jazzy> Part of a "collection"
  200. [20:17] <Zandor> YOU ARE ALONE IN A DARK,
  201. FEATURELESS ROOM
  202. [20:17] <Zandor> ON THE FLOOR ARE FOUR
  203. OBJECTS:
  204. [20:17] <Zandor> A DUCK
  205. [20:17] <Zandor> A LOCKPICK
  206. [20:17] <Jazzy> oh. and zzt sports was not
  207. in my liking
  208. [20:17] <Zandor> A MELON
  209. [20:17] <Jazzy> k...
  210. [20:18] <Jazzy> and???
  211. [20:18] <Zandor> AND A PILE OF NEWSPAPERS
  212. FROM 1976
  213. [20:18] <Jazzy> OUCH!
  214. [20:18] <Jazzy> what's an "igsel"
  215. [20:18] <Zandor> NOW, THE ROOM IS SLOWLY
  216. FILLING WITH POISON VAPORS.
  217. [20:18] <Zandor> HOW DO YOU ESCAPE BEFORE
  218. THE ROBOT SENTRY KILLS YOU?
  219. [20:18] <Jazzy> OH CRAP!
  220. [20:19] <Zandor> IT HAS LASERS
  221. [20:19] <Jazzy> umm... pick it's locks and
  222. have it stop the gas and activate the
  223. vents
  224. [20:19] <Jazzy> using *Para, of course, to
  225. aid me
  226. [20:19] <Zandor> AN IGSEL IS LORD IGSEL,
  227. FRIEND OF FISHFOOD AND CO-AUTHOR OF
  228. HALLUCINA
  229. [20:20] <Jazzy> And then *Mini, so's I can
  230. squish it!
  231. [20:20] <Jazzy> yay
  232. [20:20] <Zandor> EITHER THAT, OR I'VE JUST
  233. MADE A TERRIBLE FOOL OF MYSELF
  234. [20:20] <Jazzy> what is an IGSEL THOUGH?!?
  235. [20:20] <Jazzy> IS IT THAT DOUBLE S
  236. [20:20] <Zandor> AN ANAGRAM FOR SEGIL
  237. [20:20] <Zandor> ALSO
  238. [20:20] <Jazzy> IS IT THAT BLUE MONKEY
  239. FROM POWER RANGERS? WHAT WHAT WHAT??!?!?!!
  240. [20:21] <Zandor> ...I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK
  241. THE QUESTIONS.
  242. [20:21] <Zandor> SHIT
  243. [20:21] <Zandor> DRON JUST SAID HE STOLE
  244. MY FEET
  245. [20:21] * Jazzy snickers
  246. [20:21] <Zandor> HE'S CRAZY LIKE THAT
  247. SOMETIMES
  248. [20:21] <Jazzy> who's dron?
  249. [20:22] <Jazzy> what's your GWAM?
  250. [20:22] <Zandor> THE FORMER DEVELIN, HE
  251. WAS PROBABLY BEFORE YOUR TIME.
  252. [20:22] <Jazzy> oh
  253. [20:22] <Jazzy> ZZTDEVELIN
  254. [20:22] <Zandor> YSE
  255. [20:22] <Jazzy> K
  256. [20:22] <Jazzy> WHO *WAS* HE?
  257. [20:22] <Zandor> ANYWAY, FINAL QUESTION
  258. BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE:
  259. [20:22] <Jazzy> haha
  260. [20:22] <Jazzy> 3 whole questions, what
  261. what
  262. [20:23] <Jazzy> sorry
  263. [20:23] <Jazzy> crazy Brits did that to
  264. me man
  265. [20:23] <Zandor> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
  266. YOUR STANDING IN THE Z2 COMMUNE AND IF
  267. FORCED TO TIME TRAVEL BY A CRAZED DIETY
  268. WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY,
  269. OR WOULD YOU HAVE JUST USED YOUR KNOWLEDGE
  270. OF SPORTING EVENTS TO MAKE MILLIONS
  271. [20:23] <Jazzy> <shudder>
  272. [20:23] <Jazzy> WTF?
  273. [20:23] <Zandor> EH WOT?
  274. [20:23] <Zandor> WHAT CAN I SAY, I TRIED
  275. [20:23] * Jazzy knows nothiong of sports
  276. [20:24] <Zandor> WELL THEN, IT APPEARS
  277. THAT YOU HAVE LIED TO ME ALL ALONG!!!
  278. [20:24] <Jazzy> 1. =((((((( 2. Nothing
  279. [20:24] <Zandor> THIS IS YOUR PENALTY
  280. LINK:
  281. [20:24] <Zandor>
  282. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=
  283. 169510
  284. [20:24] <Jazzy> Nadir is soo mean, yet I
  285. like him. What do I do?
  286. [20:25] <Jazzy> j/k
  287. [20:25] <Zandor> YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A
  288. SEXUAL DEVIANT WHO DESIRES A SADO-
  289. MASOCHISTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.
  290. [20:25] <Jazzy> :0
  291. [20:25] <Zandor> BUT NADIR ONLY TAKES
  292. TOP OF THE LINE BITCHES
  293. [20:25] <Jazzy> What's "a hat"?
  294. [20:25] <Zandor> NOT PEOPLE LIKE YOU
  295. [20:26] <Zandor> IT'S A STORY ABOUT A HAT
  296. [20:26] <Zandor> TWO HATS, REALLY
  297. [20:26] <Jazzy> I have the lyrics to "FF
  298. Tribute" in my channel
  299. [20:26] <Zandor> SOMEHOW I AM NOT
  300. SURPRISED
  301. [20:26] <Jazzy> Heheh
  302. [20:26] <Jazzy> DOO DOO DOO DODODO DO DO
  303. DOOOO DO DO DODODODOOO
  304. [20:26] <Zandor> NOW DRON'S SCREAMING
  305. SOMETHING ABOUT BEING THE JOKER.
  306. [20:27] <Zandor> VERY WELL THEN!
  307. [20:27] <Jazzy> heh. What did he ever do?
  308. [20:27] <Zandor> DRON?
  309. [20:27] <Zandor> OR THE JOKER?
  310. [20:27] <Jazzy> I think he was hated by
  311. Nadir, but I'm not certain
  312. [20:27] <Jazzy> DRON
  313. [20:27] <Zandor> SOMETHING LIKE THAT YEAH
  314. [20:27] <Jazzy> (Nadir hates every1;
  315. Zenith is the lover)
  316. [20:28] <Jazzy> i think
  317. [20:28] * dron has joined #penguin
  318. [20:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +o dron
  319. [20:28] * dron has left #penguin
  320. [20:28] <Jazzy> ACK@
  321. [20:28] <Zandor> !
  322. [20:28] <Jazzy> -_-;
  323. [20:28] <Jazzy> weird
  324. [20:28] <Zandor> ...SHIT, HE FOUND US>
  325. [20:28] <Jazzy> O NO
  326. [20:28] <Zandor> THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER.
  327. [20:28] <Zandor> NOW WE FIGHT... FOR
  328. FREEDOM!
  329. [20:28] <Jazzy> D:
  330. [20:28] <Zandor> AND WHISKY!
  331. [20:28] <Jazzy> okay...
  332. [20:28] <Jazzy> YAY
  333. [20:28] <Zandor> BUT MOSTLY FREEDON
  334. [20:28] <Zandor> AND WHISKY!
  335. [20:28] <Jazzy> oh...
  336. [20:29] <Jazzy> YAY
  337. [20:29] <Zandor> HOORAY FOR QUOTES FROM
  338. POKEY THE PENGUIN
  339. [20:29] * Jazzy isn't an alchohalic
  340. [20:29] <Jazzy> YAY?
  341. [20:29] <Zandor> BTW
  342. [20:29] <Jazzy> U R POKEY????
  343. [20:29] <Zandor> POKEY HAS HAD A
  344. REVIVAL
  345. [20:29] <Jazzy> KNIGHTT'S POKEY? I LuV
  346. THAT
  347. [20:29] <Zandor> THERE'S ABOUT SIX OR
  348. SEVEN NEW STRIPS IF YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED
  349. LATELY
  350. [20:29] <Zandor> ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN
  351. KNIGHTT
  352. [20:29] <Zandor> HIS WAS A FAN WORK
  353. [20:29] <Jazzy> really????
  354. [20:30] <Jazzy> WHERE DO I FIND THIS
  355. AUTISTIC POKEY 
  356. [20:30] <Zandor>
  357. http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/
  358. [20:30] <Zandor> QUICKLY, CHILD!
  359. [20:30] <Jazzy> ok
  360. [20:30] <Zandor> GO THERE AND CLEANSE
  361. YOUR FILTHY MIND!
  362. [20:30] <Jazzy> haha purplemath.com
  363. [20:30] <Zandor> A FAN DESERVES THE REAL
  364. DEAL
  365. [20:30] <Jazzy> AMEN
  366. [20:31] <Jazzy> TENCHI MUYO! ALL THE WAY
  367. [20:31] <Jazzy> NMIAOW
  368. [20:31] <Jazzy> x2
  369. [20:31] <Zandor> WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE
  370. INTERVIEW JAZZY
  371. [20:31] <Jazzy> NO PROBLEM
  372. [20:31] <Jazzy> I ENJOYED IT
  373. [20:31] <Jazzy> MY SHIFT KEY DIDN'T THO
  374. [20:31] <Zandor> INDEED