Session Start: Fri Nov 05 19:58:32 2004 Session Ident: #penguin [19:58] * Now talking in #penguin [19:58] * Topic is 'skeeball is neat' [19:58] * Set by dron on Fri Nov 05 19:56: 50 [19:58] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Zandor [19:58] HI! [19:58] HELLO [19:58] I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LATENESS OF MY REPLY. [19:58] It's okay [19:58] I WAS EATING A SANDWICH! [19:59] haha [19:59] me too [19:59] GIVE ME MY DAMN SANDWICH BACK [19:59] * Jazzy gives him his sandwich back, with a grimace [19:59] =( [19:59] And thus a lifelong rivalry is formed. [20:00] All for the sandwich [20:00] dejavu [20:00] THE FIRST QUESTION IS MOSTLY STANDARD: [20:00] HOW DID YOU FIND ZZT [20:00] HMM... I GOT BORED AND WENT TO TMK TO SEE WHAT THIS ZZT THING WAS ALL ABOUT AND FOUND IT DED. SO I WENT TO LAND OF ZZT AND GOT IT. EASY. [20:01] IT=THE TMK PAGE [20:01] AHA. [20:01] Aha what? [20:01] BUT CAN YOU SAY THE SAME THING IN UNDER TEN WORDS WITHOUT USING THE LETTER "M"? [20:01] NO [20:01] MAYBE [20:02] WENT TO SITE AND FOUND IT DED. FOUND IT AGAIN [20:02] VERY GOOD! [20:02] HAHAHAHAAHAHA [20:02] V^_^V [20:03] YOUR SCORE IS NOW 20 POINTS. COLLECT 170 BEFORE THE MONKEY ESCAPES FROM THE CAGE AND YOU WIN THE LIGHTNING ROUND! [20:03] FAIL AND YOU WILL BE STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING. [20:03] * Jazzy stuns the monkey with *Para [20:03] heh [20:03] * Jazzy *para takes effect [20:03] shoot [20:03] *para takes effect.^ [20:04] ...DAMMIT, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD THINK OF THAT. [20:04] FF3 [20:04] and ToP [20:04] VERY WELL THEN. QUESTION 2: WHAT IS A MILAMBER? [20:04] ME [20:04] jk [20:05] WHERE DID YOU GE- oh ok [20:05] MILAMBER IS A WIZARDLY WIZARD FROM FIEST'S NOVELS [20:05] AKA PUG [20:05] GET BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR TODAY! [20:05] ONLY AT GAMEHIPPO.COM [20:05] WHY DID YOU KILL ZZT [20:05] ??? [20:06] I <3 ZZT!!!! [20:06] OH [20:06] I WOULDN'T HURT IT! [20:06] THEN DO YOU KNOW WHO DID BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING GHOST TOWN AROUND HERE [20:07] heheh. I remember an interview that Nadir did where he called it a "nitterview". He cracks me up [20:07] UMM.. MOOSE! [20:07] YOU BLAME MOOSEKA? [20:07] HIS NUTMEG SCARED ZZT AWAY [20:07] OR ARE YOU CALLING ME A MOOSE [20:08] BECAUSE BOTH COULD BE CONSIDERED VALID ANSWERS [20:08] * Jazzy pets his dog absently [20:08] He's a beagle-mutt =) [20:08] Oh crap. [20:08] WHY DID YOUR DOG KILL ZZT [20:09] Dos is gonna be so jealous [20:09] He didn't. Moose's nutmeg did [20:09] IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FURRIES [20:09] HAHAHAHA! INDEEDAGE [20:09] Moose is a furry??? [20:09] SURE, WHATEVER [20:09] kewl [20:09] dodedeo [20:10] anything good now? [20:10] EVERY STATEMENT THUS FAR HAS BEEN A LIE, INCLUDING WHAT YOU'VE SAID. THIS IS A HALL OF MIRRORS, FULL OF CLOWNS AND SCARY SUCH. [20:10] * Jazzy screams [20:10] * Jazzy uses his kata to smash the mirrors [20:10] IT'S OKAY, IT'S JUST A REFLECTION OF THE CLOWN THAT'S GOING TO KILL YOU! [20:10] * Jazzy just farts on the clowns [20:11] ...NO [20:11] @__@ [20:11] WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE ZZT GAMES [20:11] CRAP. TOO MANY TO NAME. I HAVE ABOUT 99% OF THEM IN MY ZZTV9 CHANNEL, #MYSTERIOUSWAYS [20:11] YOU'RE MAKING ONE TOO, HUH? [20:12] IF U WAIT, I'LL GO GET THEM. Yes\ [20:12] u want them? [20:12] THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR CHANNEL! (AND I'LL GET YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO) [20:12] VERY WELL [20:12] CLASSIC [20:12] k [20:12] brb [20:13] * Zandor changes topic to 'THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY TO KILL JAZZY' [20:13] AAAHHH!!!! [20:13] WHAT [20:13] * dron invites you to join #hehz0r [20:14] *Favorite ZZT games- *pOp*, 33 Ways To [20:14] Die, 33 More Ways To Die, A Community [20:14] X-Mas, A Smiley's Life (and ASM:X-Mas), [20:14] Asmodeus, Barney Exterminator, Battle [20:14] Tech, Burgar Joint, Burglar!, City of [20:14] ZZT, Code Red, Chrono Wars , Coolness, [20:14] Dragon Woods, Edible Vomit , Evil [20:14] Sorceror's Party, FF Disk 1, Freak Da [20:14] Cat, Frost Part I: Power, Greed 1&2, [20:14] Hallucina, Kings Quest ZZT, Lebensraum, [20:14] Li'l Buddy ZZT, Link's Adventure, [20:14] Mission: Enigma, Mooseka Rules With An [20:14] Iron Fist, Mr. Sharpio Cares Not For [20:14] Lies, Ned The Knight, November Eve, On [20:14] The Wire, Overflow, Parallel (and PBK), [20:14] Pokey, Psyche, Sim #Darkdigital, Sivion, [20:14] Stupid RPG, the Dizzy games, The Life of [20:14] a Scotter, The Purple Files 2, The [20:14] Mercenary, Teen Priest, This Game Has No [20:14] Point, The Town of ZZT, Wartorn, [20:14] Wasteland, What? and ZZTV, and screw it [20:15] all, I give up! This list is long [20:15] enough... [20:15] Sorry [20:15] Stupid paste option [20:15] MY CONTENT IS NOW REDUNDANT! ANY GAMES YOU DON'T LIKE? [20:15] You'll have to edit it. =( [20:15] BUT THAT WOULD TAKE EFFORT [20:15] Yeah. Yours! j/k umm.... ASCII MAKER! DIE#$!$%%^ [20:16] And baby.zzt [20:16] that's just gay [20:17] HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT ONE, I GUESS I'LL CONSIDER MYSELF LUCKY, ASK NO QUESTIONS, AND MOVE ON [20:17] Part of a "collection" [20:17] YOU ARE ALONE IN A DARK, FEATURELESS ROOM [20:17] ON THE FLOOR ARE FOUR OBJECTS: [20:17] A DUCK [20:17] A LOCKPICK [20:17] oh. and zzt sports was not in my liking [20:17] A MELON [20:17] k... [20:18] and??? [20:18] AND A PILE OF NEWSPAPERS FROM 1976 [20:18] OUCH! [20:18] what's an "igsel" [20:18] NOW, THE ROOM IS SLOWLY FILLING WITH POISON VAPORS. [20:18] HOW DO YOU ESCAPE BEFORE THE ROBOT SENTRY KILLS YOU? [20:18] OH CRAP! [20:19] IT HAS LASERS [20:19] umm... pick it's locks and have it stop the gas and activate the vents [20:19] using *Para, of course, to aid me [20:19] AN IGSEL IS LORD IGSEL, FRIEND OF FISHFOOD AND CO-AUTHOR OF HALLUCINA [20:20] And then *Mini, so's I can squish it! [20:20] yay [20:20] EITHER THAT, OR I'VE JUST MADE A TERRIBLE FOOL OF MYSELF [20:20] what is an IGSEL THOUGH?!? [20:20] IS IT THAT DOUBLE S [20:20] AN ANAGRAM FOR SEGIL [20:20] ALSO [20:20] IS IT THAT BLUE MONKEY FROM POWER RANGERS? WHAT WHAT WHAT??!?!?!! [20:21] ...I'M SUPPOSED TO ASK THE QUESTIONS. [20:21] SHIT [20:21] DRON JUST SAID HE STOLE MY FEET [20:21] * Jazzy snickers [20:21] HE'S CRAZY LIKE THAT SOMETIMES [20:21] who's dron? [20:22] what's your GWAM? [20:22] THE FORMER DEVELIN, HE WAS PROBABLY BEFORE YOUR TIME. [20:22] oh [20:22] ZZTDEVELIN [20:22] YSE [20:22] K [20:22] WHO *WAS* HE? [20:22] ANYWAY, FINAL QUESTION BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE: [20:22] haha [20:22] 3 whole questions, what what [20:23] sorry [20:23] crazy Brits did that to me man [20:23] HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR STANDING IN THE Z2 COMMUNE AND IF FORCED TO TIME TRAVEL BY A CRAZED DIETY WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY, OR WOULD YOU HAVE JUST USED YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF SPORTING EVENTS TO MAKE MILLIONS [20:23] [20:23] WTF? [20:23] EH WOT? [20:23] WHAT CAN I SAY, I TRIED [20:23] * Jazzy knows nothiong of sports [20:24] WELL THEN, IT APPEARS THAT YOU HAVE LIED TO ME ALL ALONG!!! [20:24] 1. =((((((( 2. Nothing [20:24] THIS IS YOUR PENALTY LINK: [20:24] www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id= 169510 [20:24] Nadir is soo mean, yet I like him. What do I do? [20:25] j/k [20:25] YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A SEXUAL DEVIANT WHO DESIRES A SADO- MASOCHISTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. [20:25] :0 [20:25] BUT NADIR ONLY TAKES TOP OF THE LINE BITCHES [20:25] What's "a hat"? [20:25] NOT PEOPLE LIKE YOU [20:26] IT'S A STORY ABOUT A HAT [20:26] TWO HATS, REALLY [20:26] I have the lyrics to "FF Tribute" in my channel [20:26] SOMEHOW I AM NOT SURPRISED [20:26] Heheh [20:26] DOO DOO DOO DODODO DO DO DOOOO DO DO DODODODOOO [20:26] NOW DRON'S SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT BEING THE JOKER. [20:27] VERY WELL THEN! [20:27] heh. What did he ever do? [20:27] DRON? [20:27] OR THE JOKER? [20:27] I think he was hated by Nadir, but I'm not certain [20:27] DRON [20:27] SOMETHING LIKE THAT YEAH [20:27] (Nadir hates every1; Zenith is the lover) [20:28] i think [20:28] * dron has joined #penguin [20:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +o dron [20:28] * dron has left #penguin [20:28] ACK@ [20:28] ! [20:28] -_-; [20:28] weird [20:28] ...SHIT, HE FOUND US> [20:28] O NO [20:28] THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. [20:28] NOW WE FIGHT... FOR FREEDOM! [20:28] D: [20:28] AND WHISKY! [20:28] okay... [20:28] YAY [20:28] BUT MOSTLY FREEDON [20:28] AND WHISKY! [20:28] oh... [20:29] YAY [20:29] HOORAY FOR QUOTES FROM POKEY THE PENGUIN [20:29] * Jazzy isn't an alchohalic [20:29] YAY? [20:29] BTW [20:29] U R POKEY???? [20:29] POKEY HAS HAD A REVIVAL [20:29] KNIGHTT'S POKEY? I LuV THAT [20:29] THERE'S ABOUT SIX OR SEVEN NEW STRIPS IF YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED LATELY [20:29] ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN KNIGHTT [20:29] HIS WAS A FAN WORK [20:29] really???? [20:30] WHERE DO I FIND THIS AUTISTIC POKEY [20:30] http://www.yellow5.com/pokey/ [20:30] QUICKLY, CHILD! [20:30] ok [20:30] GO THERE AND CLEANSE YOUR FILTHY MIND! [20:30] haha purplemath.com [20:30] A FAN DESERVES THE REAL DEAL [20:30] AMEN [20:31] TENCHI MUYO! ALL THE WAY [20:31] NMIAOW [20:31] x2 [20:31] WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW JAZZY [20:31] NO PROBLEM [20:31] I ENJOYED IT [20:31] MY SHIFT KEY DIDN'T THO [20:31] INDEED