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Episode #10: "Viva Sex Vegas - Part 3"  After the party reached Vegas and settled into their luxury suites at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, they all sat down to a sumptuous feast in the exclusive showroom area. Current teenybopper sensations Hanson, all under the age of 17, were onstage performing their bubblegum music. The band knew that Steve and Taylor were in the audience and asked them to join them for a jam session as a joke. To their horror, Steve and Taylor accepted. The cocky teen idols were stunned and silent. They stood by helplessly as the masters of heavy metal bounded onstage and hijacked their show to the roaring approval of the audience. Carrying on with the bubblegum theme, Steve and Taylor had Hanson's sidemen rip into hyper-cranked versions of Archies and Monkees music, while Francesca and Cathie leapt up onto the stage to sing backup. The Hanson brothers, unfamiliar with Archies and Monkees music, were not even noticed dejectedly leaving the stage to sit at a corner table, except by Jo, who sashayed over to sit with the boys. In less than a minute, the boys forgot their humiliation, hypnotized by Jo's charms. Within five minutes, the Hanson brothers and Jo had left the room together. It was later rumored that all three brothers came of age that very evening.Erich, left alone at his table and hating all rock and roll music, whether it was Hanson or Flesh Possessed, left the room as well. He drifted over to the blackjack tables and sat down to play a few hands. This did not go unnoticed by a certain unscrupulous individual watching the goings-on of all of Francesca's party in disguise. It was O'Brien, waiting for a moment like this to lay his trap. With him were several drop-dead gorgeous high-priced call girls waiting to be sent into action. Erich's will was no match for the seductions of Amelia, and within an hour, Erich found himself in a luxurious motorhome with her, sitting on the bed wearing only his white socks."I... I... shouldn't be doing this..." said Erich. "Why not, baby?" purred Amelia, "You're not married, right?" Erich had lied to her earlier. The reader should understand that Erich had always been faithful to Francesca, but he had never had such an incredible knock-out like Amelia throw herself at him, either. For the first time in his life, Erich felt like Fabio. Outside the motorhome door, Norris and Kupek were preparing their cameras.Meanwhile, at the Don't Be Cruel Wedding Chapel of Love, Wally, who had gotten totally soused, was speaking his vows in front of the Reverend Ray, who supplemented his Chapel income as an Elvis impersonator in lounge shows around town. By Wally's side was his beautiful bride. Wally had met her only hours ago, and in his drunken state had failed to notice that she was, in fact, a man in drag.Elsewhere, C*E*A staffers Sneena, Bette, Chowmein, Agent96 & MommyAnn were partying hearty with the Chippendales dancers. Later the women went back to their hotel rooms with individual strippers and enjoyed private shows. Male staffers BikerBob, MightySam, Elbogz, Shades & Joe travelled out to the Chicken Ranch, winking and saying they were going to do a web page for the bordello. Once inside, however, their confident bravado disappeared, and they couldn't decide on what to do. After arguing among themselves, they ended up setting up their Powerbooks in separate rooms inside the establishment and paid the ladies for cybersex.Next Episode: "Viva Sex Vegas, Part 4!" |
