Cathablanca

Episode #11: "Viva Sex Vegas - Part 4"


Erich and Amelia were frolicking on the motorhome floor when Norris and Kupek burst through the door with their cameras. They got 3 pictures apiece before rushing out to their car, driving off before poor Erich could even get his pants on.
"WE GOT IT!! WE GOT THE GOODS NOW!!" yelled Norris ecstatically. They both yelled and laughed, and were so excited they nearly ran off the road.
"WHO'S THE PAPARAZZI, BABY?!!" yelled Kupek.
"WEEEEE ARRREEEEE!!!!" shouted Norris at the top of his lungs out his window as he high-fived Kupek, accidentally hitting his partner in the face.
Norris and Kupek called O'Brien on their cel phone, and excitedly told him about the pictures.
"Excellent!" snarled O'Brien. "It's about time you two morons did something right. I'll have you know that while you two were taking photos which I set up for you, I was busy getting some rather extraordinary pictures myself. Disguised as a room service waiter, I myself took shots of Ms. Esposito inside the Hanson suite, where they were all wearing only bathrobes! The next issue of the Daily Dirt will go down in history as the death knell for Francesca and the Centre for the Easily Amused!! MwahhhHaaaHaaaHaa!"
In addition to the photos taken by Norris and Kupek, O'Brien had also paid Sleazoid Private Investigators to spy on the rest of the C*E*A staff, and to get more photos if possible. They got plenty.
Sneena was seen sneaking into Elbogz's room with Cathie's whip in her hand, Bette and Chowmein were photographed in Joe and MightySam's room, while half the C*E*A staff were caught naked on film running through the hotel corridors at various times.
The trip back home was uneventful. Except for those doing the actual driving, everyone slept the entire way back, due to exhaustion. Wally rested his head on his new bride's shoulder. Paulette was taller than Wally, with broad shoulders that made a nice resting place. Wally was not yet aware that his bride was anything less than a woman, as he had passed out on their wedding night and every night since she had come down with a headache. Erich was very quiet on the trip, praying that Francesca would never view the pictorial proof of his indiscretion.
Within a week, The Daily Dirt had published pictures and all details of the junket to Las Vegas. Instead of ruining the C*E*A empire as O'Brien had hoped, however, it had the opposite effect -- the C*E*A nearly doubled its hit count and reached all time record highs from the publicity. Francesca forgave Erich, as she herself had a guilty secret in her past, and together they appeared on Hard Copy renewing their wedding vows.
O'Brien was furious. After a month of nearly going crazy, he awoke in the middle of the night with a plan ... a plan so incredibly devious that he spent the rest of the night drinking, toasting himself for his genius! He got so drunk, however, that he forgot the plan, which made him furious all over again. He finally remembered it after tearing his expensive pajamas into tiny pieces. After writing the plan down, he went to sleep, drunk and exhausted.
Richard O'Brien would frame Francesca ... for murder!
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