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Episode #9: "Viva Sex Vegas - Part 2"  "Wait a minute!" said MightySam. "Three of a kind beats a straight!""No it doesn't!" yelled Bette excitedly. "A flush beats a straight. So STRIP, Mister!!""Bette's right, MightySam!" shouted the other women in a chorus.Reluctantly, MightySam removed his pants and now was sitting with the others on the bed wearing only his Garfield boxer shorts.After filling up coloured condoms with water to make water balloons to throw at the Paparazzi's car, the C*E*A employees went back to their strip poker game and drinking in the cramped sleeping room in the bus.Chowmein giggled. "What happens if he loses again?" she asked."Then he's gotta get up and dance for us for a full minute naked!" replied Jo with an evil laugh."What??" said MightySam. Everyone laughed; they were all loaded now.Meanwhile, in the lower deck of the bus, Francesca, Erich, Antonio and Cathie were staggering around the bus drunk and laughing with armloads full of condom water balloons. They opened the windows and were looking out, trying to recognize Norris and Kupek's car, when Francesca's cel phone chirped. She carefully put down her water balloons on an empty seat and answered."Hello?""Hey, Fran! It's me!" said Steve. "Listen ... Taylor's going to pull up beside the bus. I want you to throw me a few water bombs -- very carefully so they won't break -- and I'll try to catch 'em. I need some ammunition to get those photographers when they pull up again."Francesca looked out the window on the left side of the bus. She could see Steve behind the bus in the other lane now slowly pulling up alongside. He was putting his cel phone down and getting into position to catch a filled water balloon. The open top of the jeep made things a lot easier.Her first throw was successfully caught by Steve. Taylor and everyone on the lower deck of the bus cheered. The second throw was caught, but then bobbled and ended up breaking on Taylor's head, who in turn temporarily lost control of the jeep, nearly running off the road. "S**T, MAN!!" yelled Taylor angrily, but then he couldn't help but start laughing out loud himself. One more broke in Steve's hands and soaked him, but he caught two more successfully. Now all they had to do was wait for the Paparazzi. Taylor pulled into a position behind the bus.Norris and Kupek, trying to see what was going on up ahead of them, raced up alongside the bus. As Kupek drove, Norris stuck his head out the window and prepared his camera. He couldn't believe what he saw ... the strip poker players had come out of the sleeping compartment to see what all the noise was about. Some were naked, most wore only underwear, and all were drunk. When they saw Norris, they all started pressing their bare buttocks against the windows to moon him. Just as he was about to snap a photo, he was bombarded with condom water balloons from the lower deck. Barely hanging on to his camera and soaking wet, Norris pulled himself back into the car and frantically rolled up his window, cursing and gasping for air!Kupek tried to slow down, but Taylor had moved in right behind him, threatening to bump his car if he slowed any further. All he could do was speed up and pass the bus. When he did, Taylor pulled up alongside of him, then Steve blasted Kupek, who still had his window down, with all three of his prophylactic missiles! Touchdown! The bus occupants and even the C*E*A employees who were watching from their cars from a distance cheered wildly! Kupek and Norris, thoroughly soaked, pulled off the highway at the first opportunity. Norris ended up with no pictures, not even the one he took at Barstow Station, as the film was ruined by water damage.Next Episode: "Viva Sex Vegas, Part 3!" |
