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Aha! You have found the list of the worst movies I've seen in my life! I rate movies on the scale below:

RUBBER CHICKEN Scale of Movie QualityTM
1 rubber chicken: Apart from some bad things you can actually enjoy the movie anyway. 3 rubber chickens: This is SO BAD, it is almost getting funny again.
2 rubber chickens: This movie has a lot of bad stuff in it, but some nice elements after all. 4 rubber chickens: You'll have a hard time finding a movie WORSE than this one!

Enough introduction, here is the list. Click on a letter to jump to the corresponding location in the list.

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The Bad Movie List
Title / URL Score Information
Bodyguard Witney, please stick with singing (on the other hand, stop with that as well).
Face/Off Scrape the skin off the faces of two violent people (one from the jailhouse), stick 'em back the other way round, and then a chase till death, full of senseless action ensues. That's it? Sick, ain't it...
G.I. Jane Demi Moore as virago, the Arabs as bad guystm, and sexism in the American army. Says 'nuff?
Godzilla
www.godzilla.com
A giant lizard in the streets of New York! Why? To show off special FX!
Het 14e kippetje (NL)
www.14ekippetje.nl
The name says it all ("The 14th chick")!
Independence Day 4
www.id4movie.com
ET is coming to bust our asses. Starts off well but gets worse the longer you're watching... Cliche galore!
Starship Troopers
www.starshiptroopers.com
Apart from the great special FX, the script is taken from the backside of a cereal box. Squish 'em bugs! Doh.
The Postman
www.thepostman.com
Dances with wolves in a future post-nuc setting. Aka "dances with stamps".
The Sender Ouch... this one's bad. Filled with cliches and errors. Imagine intending to flee with your own spacecraft which has just wrecked minutes before... one of the many. And we have a telekinesis-chromosome!
Waterworld Mad max on water. Also a copy of Beyond the thunderdome, without the dwarfs.

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See Also: The Movie Clichés List!
And of course, the Internet Movie Database.

©1999 Irmen de Jong.