This program is provided as is without warranty of any kind, either
  expressed or implied, including, but not limited to the fitness for a
  particular purpose.  You assume all risk for the use, inability to use,
  misuse, or abuse of this program.  In any event, you (and not Frank Davis)
  assume the entire cost of loss of use; loss of information; loss of
  savings; loss of business profits, business interruption; mental anguish,
  mental distress; all direct, consequential, or incidental damages or
  losses; all necessary servicing, repair, or correction; and all physical
  and mental health problems, acute or chronic, caused by direct or indirect
  use of this program by you or any of your relatives, friends, acquain-
  tances, co-workers, or otherwise fellow man either known or unknown by
  you.

  Your use of this software constitutes agreement with and notice of
  acknowledgement of the above heretofore stated warranty and limitations.
  In addition with your agreement, you henceforth and forever relinquish,
  waive, and forfeit all claims, rights, rulings, or judgements against the
  forementioned author of said software; however, you retain the right to
  keep your first born.  If you decide that it is in your best interest to
  waive your right to your first born child, the author is in no way
  obligated to accept or support the offspring regardless of age, marital
  or employment status of said offspring.

  This program is not a product of the U.S. Department of Agriculture or
  any other branch of the U.S. Government.  I work on TDE at night,
  weekends, and holidays on my own personal time, Frank Davis.