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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children./David Brenner
I'm not afraid to die I just don't want to be there when it happens./Woody Allen
If You aren't fired with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with enthusiasm./Vince Lombardi
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution./Mae West
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead./James Thurber
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts./Will Rogers
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out./Joe Garagiola
The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines./Frank Lloyd Wright
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me./Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Never have children, only grandchildren./Gore Vidal
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?/Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat./Lily Tomlin
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months./Oscar Wilde
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made./Otto von Bismarck
Never eat more than you can lift./Miss Piggy
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