| # | 1 | <S18><centre>Why did the actor go to the pool hall?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because he missed his cue.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE001Q | JOKE001A
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| 1 | 2 | <S18><centre>How do they count monkeys in Africa?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>With an ape recorder.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE002Q | JOKE002A |
| 2 | 3 | <S18><centre>Did you hear about the man who invented a cure for amnesia?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He forgot what it was.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE003Q | JOKE003A |
| 3 | 4 | <S18><centre>Where are the Andes?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>At the end of the armies.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE004Q | JOKE004A |
| 4 | 5 | <S18><centre>What has antlers and eats cheese?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Mickey Moose.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE005Q | JOKE005A |
| 5 | 6 | <S18><centre>Where does King Kong sleep?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Anywhere he wants!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE006Q | JOKE006A |
| 6 | 7 | <S18><centre>Which famous saint always had a cold?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Saint Francis of Asneezi.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE007Q | JOKE007A |
| 7 | 8 | <S18><centre>How do you get a baby astronaut off to sleep?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Rocket.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE008Q | JOKE008A |
| 8 | 9 | <S18><centre>What was the greatest robbery in history?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>When Atlas held up the world.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE009Q | JOKE009A |
| 9 | 10 | <S18><centre>What should you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Roll them straight back!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE010Q | JOKE010A |
| 10 | 11 | <S18><centre>What happened when the pig flew over the farmhouse?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The price of bacon soared sky high!!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE011Q | JOKE011A |
| 11 | 12 | <S18><centre>Why did the baker stop making donuts?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because he was fed up with the hole business.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE012Q | JOKE012A |
| 12 | 13 | <S18><centre>What game did the two mountains play?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Valley ball.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE013Q | JOKE013A |
| 13 | 14 | <S18><centre>Where do fish keep their savings?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>In the riverbank.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE014Q | JOKE014A |
| 14 | 15 | <S18><centre>What happened to the shipwrecked man who had to survive for two weeks on a can of baked beans?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He fell off!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE015Q | JOKE015A |
| 15 | 16 | <S18><centre>What did the beaver say to the tree?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It’s been nice gnawing you.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE016Q | JOKE016A |
| 16 | 17 | <S18><centre>How did the blind carpenter regain his sight?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He picked up a hammer and saw.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE017Q | JOKE017A |
| 17 | 18 | <S18><centre>Why is a boxer like a candle?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>One good blow can put him out.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE018Q | JOKE018A |
| 18 | 19 | <S18><centre>What do you call an unhappy strawberry?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A blueberry.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE019Q | JOKE019A |
| 19 | 20 | <S18><centre>What’s green and goes boing boing boing?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A spring cabbage.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE021Q | JOKE021A |
| 20 | 21 | <S18><centre>What has a bottom at the top?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A leg.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE023Q | JOKE023A |
| 21 | 22 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A brick layer.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE024Q | JOKE024A |
| 22 | 23 | <S18><centre>Why do witches ride on broomsticks?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they’d look silly on vacuum cleaners.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE025Q | JOKE025A |
| 23 | 24 | <S18><centre>How does a bee brush its hair?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>With a honeycomb.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE026Q | JOKE026A |
| 24 | 25 | <S18><centre>Which secret agent lives in a bottle of laundry detergent?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Bubble O-7</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE027Q | JOKE027A |
| 25 | 26 | <S18><centre>Why did the man bury his car?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because the battery was dead.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE028Q | JOKE028A |
| 26 | 27 | <S18><centre>How can you tell if there’s been an elephant in your fridge?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>There are footprints in the butter.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE029Q | JOKE029A |
| 27 | 28 | <S18><centre>What was Camelot famous for?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Its knight life.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE030Q | JOKE030A |
| 28 | 29 | <S18><centre>Did you hear about the cargo ship that sank 17 times?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It was carrying yoyos.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE031Q | JOKE031A |
| 29 | 30 | <S18><centre>What does a nut say when it sneezes?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>“Cashew!”</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE032Q | JOKE032A |
| 30 | 31 | <S18><centre>How do cats keep their breath fresh?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They use mousewash.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE033Q | JOKE033A |
| 31 | 32 | <S18><centre>What have the artists of the 17th and 18th centuries got in common?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They’re all dead!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE034Q | JOKE034A |
| 32 | 33 | <S18><centre>Why is Swiss cheese better at golf than cream cheese?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>There’s a hole in one.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE035Q | JOKE035A |
| 33 | 34 | <S18><centre>Which musical couple are useful at the supermarket?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Chopin Liszt.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE036Q | JOKE036A |
| 34 | 35 | <S18><centre>Why was Cinderella thrown off the field hockey team?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because she kept running away from the ball.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE037Q | JOKE037A |
| 35 | 36 | <S18><centre>Where did King Arthur go dancing?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>At the local knightclub.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE038Q | JOKE038A |
| 36 | 37 | <S18><centre>What’s brown, hairy, and sneezes?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A coconut with a cold.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE039Q | JOKE039A |
| 37 | 38 | <S18><centre>What sort of coffee does Dracula prefer?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>De-coffin-ated.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE040Q | JOKE040A |
| 38 | 39 | <S18><centre>How did early explorers travel to America?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>By Colum-bus.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE041Q | JOKE041A |
| 39 | 40 | <S18><centre>Which composer do chefs like best?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Ludwig van Bakeoven.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE042Q | JOKE042A |
| 40 | 41 | <S18><centre>What happened to the two ears of corn that ran up the hill?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They were puffed wheat when they reached the top.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE043Q | JOKE043A |
| 41 | 42 | <S18><centre>What do you do if there’s a gorilla in your bed?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Sleep on the couch.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE044Q | JOKE044A |
| 42 | 43 | <S18><centre>Which famous painter always had a cold?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Vincent van Cough.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE045Q | JOKE045A |
| 43 | 44 | <S18><centre>Which fish wears a cowboy hat and carries two guns?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Billy the Squid.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE046Q | JOKE046A |
| 44 | 45 | <S18><centre>What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>My pop’s bigger than yours.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE047Q | JOKE047A |
| 45 | 46 | <S18><centre>If a plane crashes and every single person dies, who are the survivors?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The married couples.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE048Q | JOKE048A |
| 46 | 47 | <S18><centre>Where did the frog hang up his coat?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>In the Croak Room.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE049Q | JOKE049A |
| 47 | 48 | <S18><centre>What is a crocodile’s favorite ballet?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Swamp Lake.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE050Q | JOKE050A |
| 48 | 49 | <S18><centre>What sport do frogs like playing?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Croak-et.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE051Q | JOKE051A |
| 49 | 50 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A hot cross bunny.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE052Q | JOKE052A |
| 50 | 51 | <S18><centre>What did the cookie say when his friend got run over?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>“Crumbs.”</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE053Q | JOKE053A |
| 51 | 52 | <S18><centre>Two boa constrictors fell in love.</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They had a crush on one another.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE054Q | JOKE054A |
| 52 | 53 | <S18><centre>What is yellow and stupid?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Thick custard.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE055Q | JOKE055A |
| 53 | 54 | <S18><centre>Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because he only had one pupil.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE056Q | JOKE056A |
| 54 | 55 | <S18><centre>If the ruler of Russia was called the Tsar and his wife was called the Tsarina, what were their children called?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Tsardines!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE057Q | JOKE057A |
| 55 | 56 | <S18><centre>What happened to the girl who sat up all night wondering what happened to the sun?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It finally dawned on her.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE058Q | JOKE058A |
| 56 | 57 | <S18><centre>How did the deaf cowboy get his hearing back?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He sold his ranch and herd.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE059Q | JOKE059A |
| 57 | 58 | <S18><centre>What do devils drink?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Demon-ade.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE060Q | JOKE060A |
| 58 | 59 | <S18><centre>Why did the lighthouse owner get divorced?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because his marriage was on the rocks.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE062Q | JOKE062A |
| 59 | 60 | <S18><centre>Why did the burglar rob the bakery?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He was after the dough.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE063Q | JOKE063A |
| 60 | 61 | <S18><centre>What grows down while it grows up?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A baby duckling.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE064Q | JOKE064A |
| 61 | 62 | <S18><centre>What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A blood orange.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE065Q | JOKE065A |
| 62 | 63 | <S18><centre>Why was the basketball court too wet to play on?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because the players had been dribbling all over it.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE066Q | JOKE066A |
| 63 | 64 | <S18><centre>What’s black and white and very noisy?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A zebra with a drum kit.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE067Q | JOKE067A |
| 64 | 65 | <S18><centre>Where do blue Easter eggs come from?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Sad chickens.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE068Q | JOKE068A |
| 65 | 66 | <S18><centre>What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Edwood.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE069Q | JOKE069A |
| 66 | 67 | <S18><centre>Why are cooks cruel?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they beat eggs and whip cream.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE070Q | JOKE070A |
| 67 | 68 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Big holes all over Africa.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE071Q | JOKE071A |
| 68 | 69 | <S18><centre>What was the first thing Elizabeth the First did when she came to the throne?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>She sat down!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE072Q | JOKE072A |
| 69 | 70 | <S18><centre>What’s green and sings?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Elvis Parsley.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE073Q | JOKE073A |
| 70 | 71 | <S18><centre>What do you call a cow that lives at the North Pole?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>An Eskimoo.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE074Q | JOKE074A |
| 71 | 72 | <S18><centre>What did the Roman toga maker use to cut fabric?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A pair of caesars.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE075Q | JOKE075A |
| 72 | 73 | <S18><centre>What do you call a smelly fairy?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Stinkerbelle.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE076Q | JOKE076A |
| 73 | 74 | <S18><centre>Why do elephants wear green felt hats?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>So that they can walk across pool tables without being noticed.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE077Q | JOKE077A |
| 74 | 75 | <S18><centre>What has fifty heads but no brains?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A box of matches.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE078Q | JOKE078A |
| 75 | 76 | <S18><centre>How did God make the first bird?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He planted some bird seed.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE079Q | JOKE079A |
| 76 | 77 | <S18><centre>How do sharks improve their TV reception?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>With a satellite fish!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE080Q | JOKE080A |
| 77 | 78 | <S18><centre>Why was the mother flea crying?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because her family had gone to the dogs.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE081Q | JOKE081A |
| 78 | 79 | <S18><centre>What’s white and fluffy and swings around a cake shop?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A meringue-utan.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE082Q | JOKE082A |
| 79 | 80 | <S18><centre>What is round, and stupid, and comes out at night?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A fool moon!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE083Q | JOKE083A |
| 80 | 81 | <S18><centre>Where do foster frogs come from?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Croak-en homes.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE084Q | JOKE084A |
| 81 | 82 | <S18><centre>How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of a car?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Let him ride up front.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE085Q | JOKE085A |
| 82 | 83 | <S18><centre>What was the first fruit in the garden of Eden?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Adam’s apple.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE086Q | JOKE086A |
| 83 | 84 | <S18><centre>Why is Europe like a giant frying pan?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It has Greece at the bottom.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE087Q | JOKE087A |
| 84 | 85 | <S18><centre>Why was the little elf told off by his mother?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He was goblin his food.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE088Q | JOKE088A |
| 85 | 86 | <S18><centre>What goes “oom, oom”?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A cow walking backward.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE090Q | JOKE090A |
| 86 | 87 | <S18><centre>What’s the main ingredient in gold soup?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Eight carrots!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE091Q | JOKE091A |
| 87 | 88 | <S18><centre>What do you call a gorilla with an axe?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>“Sir.”</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE092Q | JOKE092A |
| 88 | 89 | <S18><centre>What’s a Grecian urn?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>About fifty dollars a week.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE093Q | JOKE093A |
| 89 | 90 | <S18><centre>What’s green and goes up and down?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A pickle in an elevator.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE094Q | JOKE094A |
| 90 | 91 | <S18><centre>What do you call a shark with no teeth?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Gums.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE095Q | JOKE095A |
| 91 | 92 | <S18><centre>What did Hamlet say when he put on weight?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>“Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question.”</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE096Q | JOKE096A |
| 92 | 93 | <S18><centre>Have you heard the joke about the roof?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It’s probably over your head.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE097Q | JOKE097A |
| 93 | 94 | <S18><centre>What kind of fish goes to heaven when it dies?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>An angel fish.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE098Q | JOKE098A |
| 94 | 95 | <S18><centre>Why did the boy take a ladder to class?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because he was in high school.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE099Q | JOKE099A |
| 95 | 96 | <S18><centre>What gift would you give a snake charmer and an undertaker that got married?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Towels saying Hiss and Hearse.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0100Q | JOKE0100A |
| 96 | 97 | <S18><centre>Why did Robin Hood take from the rich?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because the poor had nothing worth stealing.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0101Q | JOKE0101A |
| 97 | 98 | <S18><centre>What’s green and white and hops?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A frog sandwich.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0102Q | JOKE0102A |
| 98 | 99 | <S18><centre>How do you hire a horse?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Stand it on four bricks.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0103Q | JOKE0103A |
| 99 | 100 | <S18><centre>How do you make a witch scratch?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Take away the “w” and she’ll itch.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0105Q | JOKE0105A |
| 100 | 101 | <S18><centre>What’s the difference between Noah’s Ark and Joan of Arc?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>One was made of wood, and the other was Maid of Orleans.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0106Q | JOKE0106A |
| 101 | 102 | <S18><centre>Have you heard the joke about the wall?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>I just can’t get over it.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0107Q | JOKE0107A |
| 102 | 103 | <S18><centre>What goes around the jungle grunting and sending the other animals to sleep?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A wild bore.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0108Q | JOKE0108A |
| 103 | 104 | <S18><centre>Have you heard the joke about the knife?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It’s a killer.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0110Q | JOKE0110A |
| 104 | 105 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A messenger that always knocks before entering.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0112Q | JOKE0112A |
| 105 | 106 | <S18><centre>What is big and hairy and flies at twice the speed of sound?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>King Kongcorde.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0113Q | JOKE0113A |
| 106 | 107 | <S18><centre>What are female lawyers called?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Sue.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0114Q | JOKE0114A |
| 107 | 108 | <S18><centre>What cake makes its own eggs?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A layer cake!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0115Q | JOKE0115A |
| 108 | 109 | <S18><centre>Why are tall people lazier than short people?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they’re longer in bed.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0116Q | JOKE0116A |
| 109 | 110 | <S18><centre>Where do you find a dog with no legs?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Where you left it.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0117Q | JOKE0117A |
| 110 | 111 | <S18><centre>What happened to the leopard who had a bath every day?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He was spotless.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0118Q | JOKE0118A |
| 111 | 112 | <S18><centre>What do you call a man who likes fishing?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Rod.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0119Q | JOKE0119A |
| 112 | 113 | <S18><centre>What do you call crazy fleas?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Loony ticks!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0121Q | JOKE0121A |
| 113 | 114 | <S18><centre>Why did the burglar rob the music store?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He just wanted the lute.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0122Q | JOKE0122A |
| 114 | 115 | <S18><centre>What’s green and always points north?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A magnetic pickle.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0123Q | JOKE0123A |
| 115 | 116 | <S18><centre>How do you make a Maltese cross?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Step on his toes.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0124Q | JOKE0124A |
| 116 | 117 | <S18><centre>How many men were born in 1996?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>None, only babies.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0126Q | JOKE0126A |
| 117 | 118 | <S18><centre>What did the baby chick say when he saw an orange in his nest?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Look what Marma-lade!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0127Q | JOKE0127A |
| 118 | 119 | <S18><centre>How to you save meatballs from drowning?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Put them in gravy boats.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0128Q | JOKE0128A |
| 119 | 120 | <S18><centre>Who was the first person in the Bible to be prescribed medication?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Moses, when God told him to take the tablets.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0129Q | JOKE0129A |
| 120 | 121 | <S18><centre>What happened to the plastic surgeon who sat in front of a fire?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He melted.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0130Q | JOKE0130A |
| 121 | 122 | <S18><centre>What happened when Midas touched the aquarium?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He invented goldfish.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0132Q | JOKE0132A |
| 122 | 123 | <S18><centre>If milk comes from cows, where does wine come from?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A wine-ocerous!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0133Q | JOKE0133A |
| 123 | 124 | <S18><centre>Where did the astronaut kiss his wife?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Under the missile-toe.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0134Q | JOKE0134A |
| 124 | 125 | <S18><centre>What happened to the cat that ate a ball of wool?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It had mittens.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0135Q | JOKE0135A |
| 125 | 126 | <S18><centre>What do cows eat for breakfast?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Moo-sli!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0136Q | JOKE0136A |
| 126 | 127 | <S18><centre>What lives in the sea and goes dot, dot, dot?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A Morse cod!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0137Q | JOKE0137A |
| 127 | 128 | <S18><centre>What’s green and eats porridge?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Moldilocks!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0138Q | JOKE0138A |
| 128 | 129 | <S18><centre>Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>So that they can hide upside down in the mustard jar.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0139Q | JOKE0139A |
| 129 | 130 | <S18><centre>What happened to the man who discovered electricity?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He got a nasty shock.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0140Q | JOKE0140A |
| 130 | 131 | <S18><centre>In which battle was Nelson killed?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>His last. </centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0141Q | JOKE0141A |
| 131 | 132 | <S18><centre>What do you call a Scottish monster that can sing?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The Loch Ness Songster!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0142Q | JOKE0142A |
| 132 | 133 | <S18><centre>Where do cuckoos build their nests?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>In cuckoo clocks, of course!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0143Q | JOKE0143A |
| 133 | 134 | <S18><centre>What dog never barks?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A hot dog.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0144Q | JOKE0144A |
| 134 | 135 | <S18><centre>What goes up but never comes down?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Your age.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0145Q | JOKE0145A |
| 135 | 136 | <S18><centre>Where does Dracula stay when he’s in New York City?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The Vampire State Building.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0146Q | JOKE0146A |
| 136 | 137 | <S18><centre>How did Noah see in the dark?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He turned on the flood lights.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0147Q | JOKE0147A |
| 137 | 138 | <S18><centre>How do mad dogs get flat noses?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>From chasing parked cars.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0148Q | JOKE0148A |
| 138 | 139 | <S18><centre>What do nuclear scientists eat for dinner?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Fission chips.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0149Q | JOKE0149A |
| 139 | 140 | <S18><centre>What do you call a cat with eight legs?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>An octo-puss!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0150Q | JOKE0150A |
| 140 | 141 | <S18><centre>What fruit is never alone?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A pear.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0151Q | JOKE0151A |
| 141 | 142 | <S18><centre>Where do you find terrified woodpeckers?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>In a petrified forest.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0152Q | JOKE0152A |
| 142 | 143 | <S18><centre>What’s pink and fuzzy and wears sunglasses?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A peach on a beach.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0153Q | JOKE0153A |
| 143 | 144 | <S18><centre>What did the donut say to the pizza?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t still be hanging around this hole.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0154Q | JOKE0154A |
| 144 | 145 | <S18><centre>What do you call a cat that’s just eaten a duck?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A duck-filled fatty-puss.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0155Q | JOKE0155A |
| 145 | 146 | <S18><centre>What goes “ha, ha, plonk”?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Someone laughing their head off!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0156Q | JOKE0156A |
| 146 | 147 | <S18><centre>Why did Mickey Mouse travel into outer space?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>To visit Pluto.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0157Q | JOKE0157A |
| 147 | 148 | <S18><centre>What’s heavy and bounces?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>An elephant on a pogo stick.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0158Q | JOKE0158A |
| 148 | 149 | <S18><centre>How do you make a Venetian blind?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Poke him in the eye!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0159Q | JOKE0159A |
| 149 | 150 | <S18><centre>What did the policeman say to the bat?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>I don’t want to see you hanging around here again.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0160Q | JOKE0160A |
| 150 | 151 | <S18><centre>How do you play water polo?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>On seahorses.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0161Q | JOKE0161A |
| 151 | 152 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A hen that lays pooched eggs.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0163Q | JOKE0163A |
| 152 | 153 | <S18><centre>How do porcupines kiss?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Very carefully!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0164Q | JOKE0164A |
| 153 | 154 | <S18><centre>Where were the first Idaho potatoes grown?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>In the ground.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0165Q | JOKE0165A |
| 154 | 155 | <S18><centre>Why do eagles like churches?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they are birds of prey.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0166Q | JOKE0166A |
| 155 | 156 | <S18><centre>What did the math book say to the spelling book?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>“Boy, have I got problems!”</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0167Q | JOKE0167A |
| 156 | 157 | <S18><centre>How do you make an apple puff?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Chase it around the garden.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0168Q | JOKE0168A |
| 157 | 158 | <S18><centre>Why did the electric eel turn into a punk?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He wanted to shock his parents.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0169Q | JOKE0169A |
| 158 | 159 | <S18><centre>What’s purple and hums?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>An electric plum.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0170Q | JOKE0170A |
| 159 | 160 | <S18><centre>What happens when a duck stands on its head?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It starts quacking up!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0171Q | JOKE0171A |
| 160 | 161 | <S18><centre>What’s the largest race in the world?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The human race!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0172Q | JOKE0172A |
| 161 | 162 | <S18><centre>Why couldn’t the tennis player get to sleep?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>There was a racket in her room.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0173Q | JOKE0173A |
| 162 | 163 | <S18><centre>What happened when the wheel was invented?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It caused a revolution.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0174Q | JOKE0174A |
| 163 | 164 | <S18><centre>What ring is square?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A boxing ring.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0175Q | JOKE0175A |
| 164 | 165 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you cross a lion with a fast-moving stream?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A roaring river.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0176Q | JOKE0176A |
| 165 | 166 | <S18><centre>Why did the robber take a bath?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>To make a clean getaway.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0177Q | JOKE0177A |
| 166 | 167 | <S18><centre>What do rocks eat for dessert?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Marble cake.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0178Q | JOKE0178A |
| 167 | 168 | <S18><centre>Why did the apple turnover?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because it saw the Swiss roll.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0179Q | JOKE0179A |
| 168 | 169 | <S18><centre>What’s the most important rule in chemistry?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Don’t lick the spoon!!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0180Q | JOKE0180A |
| 169 | 170 | <S18><centre>What’s the saddest bird in the world?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A blue jay!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0181Q | JOKE0181A |
| 170 | 171 | <S18><centre>What do astronauts call burned sausages?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Unidentified frying objects.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0182Q | JOKE0182A |
| 171 | 172 | <S18><centre>What’s a vampire’s favorite soup?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Scream of tomato.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0183Q | JOKE0183A |
| 172 | 173 | <S18><centre>What country makes you shiver?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Chile.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0184Q | JOKE0184A |
| 173 | 174 | <S18><centre>Why do people laugh up their sleeves?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because that’s where their funny bones are.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0185Q | JOKE0185A |
| 174 | 175 | <S18><centre>What do you call a slug with a crash helmet?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A snail.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0186Q | JOKE0186A |
| 175 | 176 | <S18><centre>Where would you find giant snails?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>On a giant’s fingers.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0187Q | JOKE0187A |
| 176 | 177 | <S18><centre>What do cool snakes wear?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Venom jackets.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0188Q | JOKE0188A |
| 177 | 178 | <S18><centre>Why don’t bananas snore?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they’d wake the rest of the bunch.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0189Q | JOKE0189A |
| 178 | 179 | <S18><centre>What’s brown, has eight legs, and a big trunk?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A spider on vacation.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0191Q | JOKE0191A |
| 179 | 180 | <S18><centre>What’s full of holes but still holds water?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A sponge.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0192Q | JOKE0192A |
| 180 | 181 | <S18><centre>What’s green and goes camping?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A Boy Sprout.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0193Q | JOKE0193A |
| 181 | 182 | <S18><centre>Which animals use nutcrackers?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Toothless squirrels.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0194Q | JOKE0194A |
| 182 | 183 | <S18><centre>What travels the world without moving from its place?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A stamp!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0195Q | JOKE0195A |
| 183 | 184 | <S18><centre>Why did Dracula take some medicine?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>To stop his coffin.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0196Q | JOKE0196A |
| 184 | 185 | <S18><centre>Why did the strawberry call 911?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because it was in a jam.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0197Q | JOKE0197A |
| 185 | 186 | <S18><centre>What should you never do in a submarine?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Open a window to let in some fresh air.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0198Q | JOKE0198A |
| 186 | 187 | <S18><centre>Why do birds succeed?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they don’t have any teeth.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0199Q | JOKE0199A |
| 187 | 188 | <S18><centre>Which Turkish leader invented seasoning?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Sultan Pepper.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0200Q | JOKE0200A |
| 188 | 189 | <S18><centre>What does a goose sing at the end of its act?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A swan song.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0201Q | JOKE0201A |
| 189 | 190 | <S18><centre>How do you make a Swiss roll?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Push him down a hill.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0202Q | JOKE0202A |
| 190 | 191 | <S18><centre>What’s green and turns red at the flick of a switch?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A frog in a food processor!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0203Q | JOKE0203A |
| 191 | 192 | <S18><centre>What were Tarzan’s last words?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>“Who greased that vine?”</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0204Q | JOKE0204A |
| 192 | 193 | <S18><centre>Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>She couldn’t control her pupils.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0205Q | JOKE0205A |
| 193 | 194 | <S18><centre>What did the golf ball say to the golf club?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Come up and tee me some time.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0206Q | JOKE0206A |
| 194 | 195 | <S18><centre>Name six things smaller than an ant. </centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Six of its teeth.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0207Q | JOKE0207A |
| 195 | 196 | <S18><centre>What game is played by 20 people in a telephone booth?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Squash.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0208Q | JOKE0208A |
| 196 | 197 | <S18><centre>What’s a complete waste of time?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Telling a bald man hair-raising stories!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0209Q | JOKE0209A |
| 197 | 198 | <S18><centre>What do you call a camel with three humps?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Humphrey!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0210Q | JOKE0210A |
| 198 | 199 | <S18><centre>Did you hear about the thumb that kissed the finger?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They were in glove.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0211Q | JOKE0211A |
| 199 | 200 | <S18><centre>Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they tie their sneakers too tight.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0212Q | JOKE0212A |
| 200 | 201 | <S18><centre>What time is it when a monster gets into your bed?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Time for you to get out!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0213Q | JOKE0213A |
| 201 | 202 | <S18><centre>What happened to the frog that broke down?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It got toad away.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0214Q | JOKE0214A |
| 202 | 203 | <S18><centre>How do you make toast in the jungle?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Put two slices of bread under a gorilla.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0215Q | JOKE0215A |
| 203 | 204 | <S18><centre>Why do elephants paint their toenails red?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>So that they can hide in cherry trees.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0216Q | JOKE0216A |
| 204 | 205 | <S18><centre>How do monsters count to 17?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>On their toes.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0217Q | JOKE0217A |
| 205 | 206 | <S18><centre>What happened to the man that fell into a barrel of toffee?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He came to a sticky end.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0218Q | JOKE0218A |
| 206 | 207 | <S18><centre>Why did the tomato blush?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because it saw the salad dressing.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0219Q | JOKE0219A |
| 207 | 208 | <S18><centre>What sort of jam can’t you eat?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A traffic jam.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0220Q | JOKE0220A |
| 208 | 209 | <S18><centre>What do trees like to drink?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Root beer.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0221Q | JOKE0221A |
| 209 | 210 | <S18><centre>What do you get if you cross a cookie with a ten-ton truck?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Crumbs!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0222Q | JOKE0222A |
| 210 | 211 | <S18><centre>What do you call someone with a green head, three mouths, purple eyes, and 53 eyebrows?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Ugly!?</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0223Q | JOKE0223A |
| 211 | 212 | <S18><centre>What goes up when the rain comes down?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>An umbrella.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0224Q | JOKE0224A |
| 212 | 213 | <S18><centre>Which vegetable should you never take on a boat journey?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A leek.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0225Q | JOKE0225A |
| 213 | 214 | <S18><centre>Did you hear about the two red blood cells?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They loved in vein.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0226Q | JOKE0226A |
| 214 | 215 | <S18><centre>What sort of boat does Dracula use?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A blood vessel.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0227Q | JOKE0227A |
| 215 | 216 | <S18><centre>How do Vikings send secret messages?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They use Norse code.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0228Q | JOKE0228A |
| 216 | 217 | <S18><centre>Why did the cookie cry?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because her mother had been a wafer so long.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0229Q | JOKE0229A |
| 217 | 218 | <S18><centre>Why do birds fly south for the winter?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It’s too far to walk.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0230Q | JOKE0230A |
| 218 | 219 | <S18><centre>What did one wall say to the other wall?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>I’ll meet you at the corner.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0231Q | JOKE0231A |
| 219 | 220 | <S18><centre>Where do bees go when they get sick?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The waspital.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0232Q | JOKE0232A |
| 220 | 221 | <S18><centre>What do you call a drip-dry monster?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A wash and wear-wolf.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0233Q | JOKE0233A |
| 221 | 222 | <S18><centre>Why are wedding cakes unhappy?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they have lots of tiers.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0234Q | JOKE0234A |
| 222 | 223 | <S18><centre>What has four wheels and flies?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A garbage truck!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0235Q | JOKE0235A |
| 223 | 224 | <S18><centre>What’s white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A blackboard!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0236Q | JOKE0236A |
| 224 | 225 | <S18><centre>What happens when you step on a grape?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>It lets out a little wine.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0238Q | JOKE0238A |
| 225 | 226 | <S18><centre>What do witches put in their hair?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Scare-spray.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0239Q | JOKE0239A |
| 226 | 227 | <S18><centre>Why did the jelly wobble?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because it saw the milk shake.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0240Q | JOKE0240A |
| 227 | 228 | <S18><centre>What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A stick.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0241Q | JOKE0241A |
| 228 | 229 | <S18><centre>Why do some cows wear bells?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because their horns don’t work.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0242Q | JOKE0242A |
| 229 | 230 | <S18><centre>Where do spiders play video games?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>On the World Wide Web.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0243Q | JOKE0243A |
| 230 | 231 | <S18><centre>What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Finding half a worm!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0244Q | JOKE0244A |
| 231 | 232 | <S18><centre>Why does the sea roar?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Wouldn’t you if you had a crab on your bottom?</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0245Q | JOKE0245A |
| 232 | 233 | <S18><centre>What’s yellow and writes?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A ballpoint banana.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0246Q | JOKE0246A |
| 233 | 234 | <S18><centre>What’s black and white and red all over?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A zebra with a sunburn.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0247Q | JOKE0247A |
| 234 | 235 | <S18><centre>Why do stars twinkle?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because they haven’t anything better to do.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0248Q | JOKE0248A |
| 235 | 236 | <S18><centre>What happened when the ghost did something incorrectly?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>He made a boo-boo!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0249Q | JOKE0249A |
| 236 | 237 | <S18><centre>What has a tail that never wags?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A shirt!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0250Q | JOKE0250A |
| 237 | 238 | <S18><centre>What gets bigger when you turn it upside down?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>The number 6!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0251Q | JOKE0251A |
| 238 | 239 | <S18><centre>Why are Martians that visit Earth a greenish color?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They get travel sick!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0252Q | JOKE0252A |
| 239 | 240 | <S18><centre>Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>They have two left feet.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0253Q | JOKE0253A |
| 240 | 241 | <S18><centre>What’s round, white, and laughs?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>A tickled onion.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0254Q | JOKE0254A |
| 241 | 242 | <S18><centre>Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the cliff?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because he didn’t have any guts!</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0255Q | JOKE0255A |
| 242 | 243 | <S18><centre>Why didn’t the orange go to school?</centre></S18> | <S18><purple><centre>Because it wasn’t peeling very well.</centre></purple></S18> | JOKE0256Q | JOKE0256A
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