Labels:text | font | screenshot OCR: Chip Rowe, curator of Chip's Closet Cleaner, is one twisted fruit. In the Cleaner, you'll find stuff like "My girlfriend wears my favorite tee- shirts," euphimisms for masturbation, the Liz Phair-o-Matic, and plenty of useless yet hilarious information to keep you reading for weeks. He'll also point you towards other great zines. The first time I saw the closet cleaner, I had to cross my legs to keep from wetting my pants. It's that funny, trust me.