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- Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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- Sinister X --- Agent Cyclone --- Drug Lord
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- ULTRA # 13 - Breaking into houses - E-Z-N boxes
- Written by Drug Lord
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- May 11, 1991
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- It has been a while since I have written a file, and that is because I
- couldn't think of anything. So, I just started remember what kind of
- stuff I used to do (and still do). The first thing I will teach you
- about are E-Z-N boxes.
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- An E-Z-N box is a gold colored lock that is put on a house that is for
- sale. It is put on there by the real estate agent. Inside the box is
- the key to the front door. The reason why they are put on the door knobs
- of houses is so that the real estate agents don't have to get the key in
- in order to show the house. All the agent has to do is open the box up,
- get the key out, and open the door for their client. All real estate
- agents have a key that opens the E-Z-N box. Notice the initials of the
- lock and of course you should be able to figure out the meaning of it.
- If a house has an E-Z-N box, that means THE HOUSE IS VACANT! The owner
- usually gets transferred, or moves into another house, so they take their
- belongings with them, and move on along.
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- With this information you can do several things. If the house is far
- away from neighbors, you could always try to break open the box, but I
- think that it would be a stupid idea because the boxes (locks) are cast
- iron, and it would take you a hell of a long time to get them open.
- Since the house is vacant, you can go in through the back. Check all
- of the doors around the back of the house, and also check the windows
- to see whether or not they are locked. I have found that many real
- estate agents forget about locking the doors back, etc. This way you
- won't have to break a window, draw suspicion, and get the neighbors
- over there. Just play it smart and don't throw a big rock at it from
- far away and make the fucking thing make a loud crash.
-
- Once you are inside the house, check all of the closets, drawers, etc.
- Even though the owner has moved, he often times leaves some shit behind
- to come back for later. He also doesn't have to worry about getting
- his stuff stolen because the agent is supposed to be with the client at
- all times. Hell, most stoves, refrigerators, and other shit stays as
- well, so if you feel brave enough to lug it out the back door, then
- more power to ya. This is also a great place to party with some of
- your friends. Once you are inside, you can unlock a certain bedroom
- window, so you can keep coming back. They won't think to check all of
- the windows in the house. I don't advise you coming back if you break
- out the window, because people and neighbors will be watching closer.
- Of course the night that you break in would be an excellent time to
- fuck your babe, or just rape a bitch off the street. Needless to say,
- this should be done at night. If you attempt this during the day, then
- you are just a plain dumb fuck.
-
- The later at night, the better. If you go around 10:00 pm or so, then
- there is still a chance that the real estate agent could show the house
- therefore causing you some major shit. This is especially true on the
- weekends because that is the time when most people go out looking for
- houses. So go late at night during the week. That's my suggestion.
-
- *-* HOW TO FIND A HOUSE WITH AN E-Z-N BOX *-*
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- There are two ways of finding one. The first way is to drive around to
- houses that are forsale, and just drive buy and look at the front door
- knob. Look for the large gold box hanging from it. Then, you will know
- if the house is vacant. Also, on the FOR SALE sign outside, at the top
- many agents put a small sign on top of it with just the letters 'E-Z-N'
- or just 'EZN'.
-
- Another way is to call up some real estate agents and tell them that you
- are an agent with 'Century 21' (they are a national company, that is why
- I chose that name) and tell them that you would like to know if their
- office has any houses on E-Z-N boxes because one of your clients is in
- and out of town constantly due to his job, and you need to be able to
- show the house at a moments notice. They will usually welcome the
- opportunity to help you, because they are on commission, and it would
- be to their advantage to get the house sold. Try this with all the
- real estate companies you can locally. Most companies will have branch
- offices, so be sure to call the branches as well.
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- *-* OTHER WAYS OF GETTING IN *-*
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- After finding a house with an E-Z-N box, you could call up the agent and
- ask to see it. Then when you are looking around, simply unlock a window
- when the agent isn't looking. Then you come back later that night and
- open it up to get in.
-
- And last, but not least, if you have big balls and think that you are
- sly, you could try to steal the E-Z-N key from the real estate agent.
- It is NOT flat. The part that you stick into the lock is a cylinder.
- Look at an E-Z-N box and you will see what I am talking about. If
- you try this method, please e-mail me and let me know. That would be a
- really good laugh. I do believe the first ways are the easiest.
-
- Well, this concludes another ULTRA file. See, this isn't just a bunch
- of bullshit that anyone can think of. It is something that most people
- don't know about, therefore I have done my service to you by informing
- you of E-Z-N boxes. No other group can kick ass like us. Later on.
-
- Drug Lord
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- Hope you liked this file. School can't teach a kid stuff like this. The
- reason is because they aren't evil fuck heads. Well, until next time, rape
- a bitch, bash a fag, and shoot a fucking pig for me too. Fuck them all!
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- THIS FILE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. THE AUTHOR OF THIS FILE IS NOT
- RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTION TAKEN BY THE READER. IF THE READER IS FUCKING
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