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JokeBag the ScreenSaver
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Copyright ⌐ 1994 Brighton Beach Software. All rights reserved.
First version November 1993. Document: 1.0a
Trademarks
Windows is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation
IBM is a registered trademark of International Business Machines Corporation
WARRANTY
BRIGHTON BEACH SOFTWARE SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ALL OTHER WARRANTIES,
EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES
OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE WITH RESPECT
TO DEFECTS IN THE DISKETTE AND DOCUMENTATION AND THE PROGRAM LICENCE
GRANTED HEREIN IN PARTICULAR, AND WITHOUT LIMITING OPERATION OF THE
PROGRAM LICENCE WITH RESPECT TO ANY PARTICULAR APPLICATION, USE OR
PURPOSE. IN NO EVENT SHALL BRIGHTON BEACH SOFTWARE BE LIABLE FOR ANY
LOSS OF PROFIT OR ANY OTHER COMMERCIAL DAMAGE, INCLUDING BUT NOT
LIMITED TO SPECIAL, INCEDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR OTHER DAMAGES.
GOVERNING LAW
This statement shall be construed, interpreted and governed by the laws of the state of
Victoria, Australia.
DESCRIPTION: JokeBag is a screen saver, that, when invoked by Windows, generates
humorous quotations, phrases, one-liners and jokes.
To install JokeBag, simply run the SETUP.EXE program. JokeBag must be installed
in your \WINDOWS directory.
As installed, JokeBag will only show about 3% of its current joke database
(which currently stands at over 7000). The only way you can gain access
to the remainder is to register. For the cost of AUS$10 (US$8), Brighton Beach Software
will send you a software unlocking code, which you will enter via the Register button
on the Configuration screen. This will also legally register your use of JokeBag on a
single machine.
You can register by printing and filling out the following sheet, and
returning it with your International Money Order, International cheque, a cheque
drawn on an Australian bank, or your MasterCard or Visa details.
Cut Here ________________________________________________________________________________
Make cheques payable to Brighton Beach Software
DATE:____/____/____
First Name: _______________________________
Second Nane:_______________________________
Address: _______________________________
City: _______________________________
Country _______________________________
E-mail _______________________________
In order to generate your Regitrsation code, we need the
JokeBag's serial number on your machine.
(Appears on the configuration form)
JokeBag Serial Number: _____________ ** IMPORTANT **
Tick one of:
[] VISA [] MASTERCARD [] Money Order [] Australian Cheque
CREDIT CARD NUMBER _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Expiry Date: _____(Month)/_____(Year) **IMPORTANT**
Cardholders Name: __________________________________________
Cardholders Signature: ______________________________
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| Internal Use Only |
|Order Processed: |
|By: |
|Code Assigned: |
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Please send this order through to:
Brighton Beach Software
1275a Malvern Rd
Malvern 3144
Victoria, Australia.
Or Fax it to +61 3 822 2858
(within Australia, Fax (03) 822 2858)
Or email it to
bbs@cyber.com.au
Our phone number is +61 3 822 2848
(within Australia, call (03) 822 2848, hours 9am to 5pm EST)