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■ The ßrotherhood of Gφds and Γetards ■
« present »
"Morbid Paintball Gun Games"
by
Dr. Bushwacker
Here goes a few games you can play with paintball guns!
Moving Targets:
What better to make a moving target than a car going down your street,
(especially one with an open window)? The score table is as follows:
1 point: Front or rear fender
3 points: Door or wheels
5 points: Rear window
10 points: Any side window except driver's window
15 points: Driver's window
20 points: Passenger side windshield
50 points: Driver side windshield
75 points: Passenger
100 points: Driver (Jackpot!)
Contestant's get THREE shots.
Pedestrians:
This one is my personal favorite. The score table is as follows:
1 point: Leg
5 points: Back
10 points: Stomache area
20 points: Ass
50 points: Dick (tits if female)
75 points: Back of head or side of head
100 points: Face
Add these points to previous for a higher scoring game:
20 point: Kid
50 points: Teenager
75 points: Adult
100 points: Elderly
But yet for an even MORE difficult game:
1 point: Paperboy
5 points: Mailman (including UPS, etc.)
10 points: Trick or treater
15 points: Christmas caroler
20 points: Jogger
50 points: Police officer
75 points: Jehovah's witness
100 points: Faggot
Contestant's get ONE shot.
Animals:
This one is pretty tough to get high points. The score table is as follows:
1 point: Dog or larger
3 points: Cat
5 points: Raccoon or opossum
10 points: Crow or larger
15 points: Bird smaller than crow
20 points: Squirrel
50 points: Snake
75 points: Chipmunk or rat
100 points: Mouse
Add the following points as follows:
20 points: Land animal walking
50 points: Land animal running
75 points: Bird flying
100 points: Dog attacking
Contestant's get ONE shot.
Well, I'm sure you psycho's can make up some more games, hehe. HAVE PHUN!
And remember, if anyone, or anything gets hurt or broken, I DIDN'T FORCE
YOU TO DO IT YOU PSYCHO NUTCASE!!!