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  6.                     dΣΣP - dRiNKiNG ΣViL ΣLiTe PHReaKeRZ
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  8.                             proudly present the
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  20.                     ≡ P H R E A K E R ' S   A I D  V2.0 ≡
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  26.          welcome to the motherfucking new version of da phreaker's aid
  27.          i know it's getting more and more lame, BUT i still added a few
  28.          new words and included the great list of sex-smilies that are
  29.          very important for every kewl guy out there...n-joy diz fuckin
  30.          shit...
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  32.          ■ sure ya often thougth of writing and speaking da suitable
  33.            kind of english in some situationz.
  34.          ■ sure ya have made the sad experience that normal school
  35.            english is not enough for a phreakers' conversation.
  36.          ■ sure ya have found from time to time tiny files that were
  37.            written in impressing phreaker english...why don't create
  38.            these yerself
  39.          ■ sure ya have had a chatter with guyz from a francophonic
  40.            country, in most cases there english is unintelligible,
  41.            but if ye're able to understand phreaker english, you can
  42.            easily even conversate with these people.
  43.  
  44.          well, as you see there're thounds (not really) of reasons
  45.          for learning some phreaker vocabularies, i mean, it's not
  46.          very necessary to use all vocabularies at all da times you
  47.          could use them...but from time to time such a phreaker
  48.          english cools up.
  49.          and that's the reason why i created diz little text called
  50.          the "phreaker's aid". i have never checked all these little
  51.          slang vocabularies and so it's possible that some of them
  52.          might in england or america appear a kind of obsolete.
  53.          for example da last time i went to london i met some small
  54.          girlies ('bout 15) which told me that the word lame used in
  55.          pc scene daily (especially if talking about amiga) has
  56.          become old and boring. ya see, there's no warranty for the
  57.          reaction of other people, they could be shocked, impressed
  58.          or just bored by your proud use of the "newest" phreaker
  59.          vocabulary.
  60.          by the way, there is a big difference between speaking and
  61.          writing phreaker english and correct english (look at my
  62.          poor grammatical and orthographical knowledge), anyway...
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  64.          okay, here we go (in alphabetic order):
  65.  
  66.                  2              -        to, too
  67.                  4              -        for
  68.                  4get,4gotten   -        forget, forgotten
  69.                  4mat           -        format
  70.  
  71.                  ain't          -        are, am, is, have, has not
  72.                  ain't yer      -        aren't you, haven't you
  73.                  agen           -        again
  74.                  agn            -        again
  75.                  amerikkan      -        americam
  76.  
  77.                  b              -        be
  78.                  bar-b-cue      -        barbecue
  79.                  bash           -        to hit someone hard
  80.                  bin            -        been
  81.                  bleddy         -        bloody
  82.                  bleeding       -        bloody
  83.                  bloke          -        fellow
  84.  
  85.                  c              -        see
  86.                  'cha           -        you
  87.                  c-ing          -        seeing
  88.                  cum            -        come (use diz carefully!)
  89.                  clock          -        to hit someone
  90.                  com'on         -        come on
  91.                  copperz        -        policemen
  92.  
  93.                  da, de         -        the
  94.                  dat            -        that
  95.                  deep           -        drunken
  96.                  deze           -        these
  97.                  din't          -        didn't
  98.                  diz            -        this
  99.                  donno          -        dont know
  100.                  doz            -        those
  101.  
  102.                  fagz           -        cigarettes
  103.                  fame           -        famous
  104.  
  105.                  gal            -        girl
  106.                  gig            -        giga byte
  107.                  gimme          -        give me
  108.                  girlie         -        girl
  109.                  gen            -        gave
  110.  
  111.                  dive-bombed    -        to hell
  112.  
  113.                  goo            -        go
  114.                  gooin'         -        going
  115.                  gonna          -        going to
  116.                  greetnx        -        greetings
  117.                  grett          -        great
  118.  
  119.                  inlaws         -        fools
  120.  
  121.                  jazzee         -        jazzy
  122.  
  123.                  kawl           -        call
  124.                  kewl           -        cool
  125.                  k-rade         -        great
  126.  
  127.                  l8ter          -        later
  128.                  lazee          -        lazy
  129.                  lemme          -        let me
  130.  
  131.                  meg            -        mega byte
  132.  
  133.                  nick           -        to steal
  134.                  nivver         -        never
  135.                  nowt           -        nothing
  136.  
  137.                  o'             -        of
  138.                  oph            -        of
  139.  
  140.                  p'raps         -        perhaps
  141.                  phreaker       -        phoning freak
  142.                  phun           -        fun
  143.                  pull ya pudding-        to mastrubate
  144.  
  145.                  seed           -        saw
  146.                  scruffy        -        dirty, untidy
  147.                  sodjerin'      -        soldiering
  148.                  summat         -        something
  149.                  sux            -        sucks
  150.                  swaddy         -        soldier
  151.                  'sylum         -        asylum, hospital
  152.  
  153.                  thanx          -        thanks
  154.                  thump          -        to beat someone
  155.                  tek            -        take
  156.                  tell           -        till
  157.                  ter            -        to
  158.                  tnx            -        thanks
  159.  
  160.                  u              -        you
  161.  
  162.                  wain't         -        won't
  163.                  wanna          -        want to
  164.                  whatcha        -        what you
  165.                  whatta         -        what a
  166.                  wouldcha       -        would you
  167.                  wi'            -        with
  168.                  worn't         -        wasn't
  169.  
  170.                  xtacy, xtc     -        ectacy
  171.                  x-tra          -        extra
  172.  
  173.                  ya, yer, yo    -        you, your, yours
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  175.          there are also some rulez which give you the ability to
  176.          create or modify some vocabularies yaself:
  177.  
  178.          ∙ plural "s" can be replaced by "z"
  179.                            - examples: traderz, megz
  180.  
  181.          ∙ plural "gs" or "ks" can be replaced by "x"
  182.                            - examples: greetinx, diz sux
  183.  
  184.          ∙ starting "ph" can be replaced by "f" and "f" can be re-
  185.            placed by "ph"
  186.                            - examples: toll phree, foning
  187.  
  188.          ∙ starting "h" can be dropped
  189.                            - examples: 'is, 'oundred
  190.  
  191.          ∙ ending "g" can be dropped
  192.                            - examples: breakin', stealin'
  193.  
  194.          ∙ some words can be contracted
  195.                            - examples: lemme, ya see'f i can
  196.  
  197.          ∙ ending "er" can be replaced by "a"
  198.                            - examples: ona, sucka
  199.  
  200.          ∙ some parts of words can be replaced by single letters
  201.                            - examples: which doobie u b?, bar-b-cue
  202.  
  203.          ∙ some parts of words can be replaced by single numbers
  204.                            - examples: see ya l8ter, 4mated disk
  205.  
  206.          ∙ the awfull "s" on third form can easily be dropped
  207.                            - examples: he go home, diz suck
  208.  
  209.          ∙ but diz "s" can be linked with other forms
  210.                            - examples: you looks good, i pukes
  211.  
  212.          ∙ ending "y" can be replaced by "ee"
  213.                            - examples: lacee, jazzee
  214.  
  215.          ∙ ending "e" can be dropped
  216.                            - examples: com', fac'
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  218.          another special feature of phreaker english is da use of
  219.          deze small little faces showing your personal feelings and
  220.          impressions about several things:
  221.  
  222.                     :-)       -     diz is the native smily
  223.                     ;-)       -     blinking one
  224.                     :-(       -     dark mood
  225.                     :-│       -     unconcerned
  226.                     :->       -     biting
  227.                     >:->      -     da devil himself
  228.                     >;->      -     blinking devil
  229.                     (-:       -     lefthanded smily
  230.                     %-)       -     the last 15 hours computering
  231.                     :*)       -     sober, drunken
  232.                     [:]       -     roboter
  233.                     8-)       -     wearing sun glases
  234.                     B:-)      -     sun glases on the head
  235.                     ::-)      -     wearing a pair of glases
  236.                     8:-)      -     little girl
  237.                     :-)-8     -     big girl
  238.                     :-{)      -     moustache
  239.                     :-{}      -     lip stick in da face
  240.                     {:-)      -     wearing toupee
  241.                     }:-(      -     touppe lifting up
  242.                     :-[       -     normal vamp
  243.                     :-E       -     vamp with big teeth
  244.                     :-F       -     vamp with missing tooth
  245.                     :-7       -     trading illegal stuff
  246.                     :-*       -     eating sour things
  247.                     :-)~      -     reeling, being giddy
  248.                     :-~)      -     getting a cold
  249.                     :'-(      -     crying, wheeping
  250.                     :'-)      -     crying for luck
  251.                     :-@       -     shouting smily
  252.                     :<)       -     priviledged
  253.                     :-&       -     lazy chatter
  254.                     -:-)      -     wild punk-rocker
  255.                     -:-(      -     wild punk-rocker (never laugh!)
  256.                     :=)       -     doubled nose (?)
  257.                     +-:-)     -     relgious or the pope himself
  258.                     ':-)      -     shaved eye-brow
  259.                     ,:-)      -     other eye-brow shaved
  260.                     │-│       -     falling asleep
  261.                     :-O       -     yawning, tired
  262.                     :-Q       -     smoker
  263.                     :-?       -     pipe-smoker
  264.                     O:-)      -     an angle smily (in his heart)
  265.                     :-P       -     showing tongue
  266.                     :-S       -     making contrasting statements
  267.                     :-D       -     laughing at you
  268.                     :-X       -     discreet person
  269.                     :-C       -     deeply surprised
  270.                     <│-)      -     chinese smily
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  273.          now...the famous sex smilies for hardcore messages in damn
  274.          stupid gif-boards:
  275.  
  276.          ■ male-smilies
  277.  
  278.             :-)<-/-[  or  :-)-/-[    -   user has no erection
  279.             :-)<-\-[  or  :-)-\-[    -   user has an erection
  280.             :-O<-\-[  or  :-O-\-[    -   user is ready to come
  281.                                          (with erection)
  282.             :-O<-/-[  or  :-O-/-[    -   user is ready to come
  283.                                          (without erection)
  284.             8-O<-\-[  or  8-O-\-[    -   user is coming
  285.                                           (with erection)
  286.             8-))<-\-[  or  8-))-\-[  -   user came (still with erection)
  287.             :-((-/-[                 -   user is impotent
  288.  
  289.           ■ female-smilies
  290.  
  291.             :-)8-φ<                  -   user is a virgin
  292.             :-)8-O<                  -   user isn't a virgin
  293.             :-)8-X<                  -   user doesn't like sex
  294.             :-)8-Q<                  -   user has sex
  295.             :-)8-O'<                 -   user is ready for sex (wet)
  296.             8-O8-0'<                 -   user is coming
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  299.           diz release is lame...we don't need any greetz...fuck off
  300.                    ■ WRiTTeN aND DeSiGNeD BY PLaSMoiD / dΣΣP ■
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