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How come golfers wear two pairs of shoes?
Because they might get a hole in one.
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What kind of banks do alligators use?
River banks.
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What do you call a frozen policeman?
A copsicle.
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What  kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
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What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
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What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
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How do you make friends with a computer?
Bit by bit.
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Who always goes to bed with shoes on?
A horse.
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Why did Mr. Stupid tip toe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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What's better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
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What's stranger than seeing a catfish?
Seeing a goldfish bowl.
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Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they're always stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a boy scout?
Someone who likes to pitch tents.
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Why is a calendar so sad?
Because its days are numbered.
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What do cows give after an earthquake?
Milk shakes.
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If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine.
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What has two arms but can't raise them?
a chair.
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Why do ghosts like health food?
Because it's super natural.
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Why would anyone hire an elephant?
Because they like to work for peanuts.
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Why didn't the skeleton ask his girl friend to the dance?
Because he didn't have any guts.
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What did one arithmetic book say to the other?
I've got a lot of problems.
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Why do bananas put on suntan lotion?
To keep from peeling.
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Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there's not a single person in it.
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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Why did the jelly role?
Because it saw the apple turn over.
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Why did the fly dance on top of the pickle jar?
Because it said twist to open.
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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the moo-vies.
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Why are birds poor?
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you.
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How do you tell someone that they are really ugly?
You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
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How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it?
When it has a hole in it.
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Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough.
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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?
He wanted rich milk.
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What should you do if your dog is missing?
Check the lost and hound.
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What kind of truck do ballerinas drive?
Toe trucks.
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What do the moon and false teeth have in common?
They both come out at night.
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What is green and pecks on trees?
Woody wood pickle.
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Why did the old man put his car in the oven?
He wanted a hot rod.
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Why did the prisoner want to get measles?
So he could break out.
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What do astronauts eat for dinner?
Launch meat.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Have no ideer.
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Why do roaches like to live in other people's homes?
Because they don't have to pay rent.
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What does Christmas have to do with a cat in a desert?
They both have sandy claws.
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What is an owl's favorite subject?
Owlgebra.
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Why shouldn't you put an ad in the paper if your dog is lost?
Because dogs can't read.
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What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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What is a chimps favorite snack?
Chocolate chimp cookies.
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How does a basket ball player stay cool?
He stands by a fan.
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What do you get when you cross a werewolf with an octopus?
A fur coat with a lot of sleeves.
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What word begins with e and has only one letter in it?
Envelope.
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What do you call a dismal dog?
A grey hound.
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What figures do the most walking?
Roman numerals.
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How do you get an elephant to follow you?
Act like a nut.
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What is a kangaroo's favorite year?
Leap year.
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If a king sits on gold, who sits on silver?
The lone ranger.
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What do bunnies say on January 1?
Hoppy new year.
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Why do beach combers never starve at the beach?
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
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What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do bulls write letters with?
A bullpen.
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How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb?
None, vampires like the dark.
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What color do you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose, and the wind blue.
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Which brand of underwear does King Tut like best?
Fruit of the tomb.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday,  the rest are all week days.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot, anyone can catch a cold.
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Did you hear about the depressed archeologist?
His life was in ruins.
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What do you call it when one cat sues another?
A clawsuit.
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What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In a dictionary.
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