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1991-03-19
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IT AIN'T SAFE ANYMORE TO MUG NOBODY!
Thomas Tweedldee, an apparent down and out vagrant in Boston MA. recently
had the tables turned on him when he tried mugging Rosanne Starr, famous
comedienne and TV magnate.
When he attacked, Mrs. Starr fell, landing squarely on top of Mr. Tweedldee.
Before help arrived to get Mrs. Starr back on her feet, Mr Tweedldee had
sufficated...the moral seems to be...
...don't mess around with fat people, they might sit on you!
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