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- [ How To Make a Bomb! ] [ By The GNN ]
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- HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
- by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
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- Stop reading. Now.
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- This file will teach you how to make a KEWL bomb that will go BOOM! and
- then send THOUSANDS of small shit around which will guarantee your face to
- get completely riddled! Then you will say DAAAAMN! and run to the nearest
- hospital! At the hospital, you will be placed in a black bag and sent back
- to your parents with a note saying 'Another fool. Keep the remains as a
- gift. Have a nice day'.
- Read on folks!
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- NOTE: This file is for informational purposes only, and not meant
- to be taken serious or carried out in reality. Underground
- eXperts take no responsibility for actions taken, misuse of the
- contents in this file, political chaos or lack of sexual
- satisfaction. None of the members, contributors or family
- members can be held guilty for people who use the contents in
- this file for personal winning, nor can we be held responsible
- for revolutions, murders, killing, child molesting, that the
- toilet is not flushed, that old people are loosing their hair,
- that you are the ugliest person on this planet hence rejected by
- your parents. It is not our fault that you are so ugly that your
- parents tried to get rid of you with the help of the yellow
- pages. Are you out of gasoline? Well then, uXu cannot be
- blamed for that either. Underground eXperts United are
- completely clean when it comes to riots, gang-wars and drunk
- drivers. The cigars from Havana are not our mistake. The
- russian revolution happened 1918 which means that no writer for
- uXu was alive at the time and cannot be blamed for that. We have
- nothing to do with the fact that all radio stations seems to play
- shitty music like Molester Jackson and Electric Banana Band.
- Actually, when you were refused to dance with that brunette last
- friday which led to your nose being crushed by her boyfriend, uXu
- was not responsible. Her boyfriend had NOT learned the boxing
- techniques in a file of ours. No, it is not possible for uXu to
- cause pimples, cancer, AIDS or unability to have sex. Congress
- shall make no law respecting an establishment of group sex, or
- prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the
- freedom to dance naked. This file is written to spread death
- ONLY and not meant to be eaten, inhaled or shoot into your blood
- veins. This file is not meant to be read at all. If you are
- reading this, you are a criminal - something that Underground
- undertAkers United (UAU!) absolutely not can be blamed for. We
- just write files, we do not read them ourselves. It is up to you
- if you want to read this file. If you chose to do so, everything
- is your fault. You are responsible for World War I and II and
- the assassination of JFK and Olof Palme. Read this file, but keep
- in mind that the topics written about are ridiculous and
- constitute a threat to the human future. This file is not
- for children or morons. It is written for the normal people.
- Just kidding. This file IS written for children and morons, so
- they can blow their hands to the moon and then run away
- screaming. However, this is not of any concern to uXu. Our
- hands are clean. Clean as the ass of a new-born baby. This file
- is for informational purposes only. The police shall only bust
- people who runs around with a large sign saying 'Bust me!'. uXu
- do have a sign but it says 'Do NOT bust me!' instead, which means
- that we are immune to cops! Gotcha! Ha ha! Try to bust us and you
- will fail! Ha ha ha... ha? Hey! Get away from me! What are you...
- Let go of my hands! No! No night stick please! *omph* *uh* *ouch*
- Look at the sign you pig! *BANG!* No! No gun! Not my head! Stop!
- The sign... *BANG!* p9donw88N0M-E8NEFM-EQ3ixXKM-DaxsM4NA4M-EQAAAX<zx<<
- 92NQRPDOOIQPKW3'r+q9q'+nocarrier9aima7
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- HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
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- Contents: Black powder. A bottle. A fuse.
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- How to do: Place the black powder and the fuse in the bottle.
- --------- Light it. It will say bom. Very amusing.
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- WASn'T ThAt C000L Eh? Now get out and show da w0rld
- what real (A)narchy is! Yeaaah! S0 KEWL! Blow up ya
- school! Kill ya mother! MOUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!
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