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- [ uXu Index 28-Jul-92 ] [ By The Chief ]
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- ____________________________________________________________________
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- * The intro.
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- Not quite as promised, but close enough, we're out with the 8th
- release. There will be yet another gap between release 8 and 9 due
- to me moving, and getting back to school this autumn, but I hope it
- will not affect my own writing as it have for this release. Summer
- have placed itself in front of my authoristic lifestyle, but I guess
- that's only natural. With temperatures as high as 40 degrees celsius,
- it's not a very productive temperature.
-
-
- * Just a few notes on this release.
-
- We're adding a new contributor to the list of authors, and it's
- Sarlo, from the U.S. We haven't received any submissions from our
- other contributors for a while, but Sarlo helps us overcome that
- loss with a couple of great files. You're a fool if you miss 'em.
- Only one file from me (The Chief) this time except for the Index,
- but I have explained all that above. GNN & Phearless handed us their
- first joint effort, which leaves me with a taste for more at least,
- and we have Ralph 124C41+ with some interesting ones again.
-
-
- * uXu, through Anonymous ftp?
-
- Oh yeah, you were able to get all uXu files from ftp.uu.net for a
- week or two, before they erased our files. Seems like they didn't
- want to store them there, but we will not give up, and are currently
- having some discussions with other ftp-sites. Stay tuned.
-
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- * uXu Copyright Notice?
-
- We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it is now
- necessary due to reasons we can not yet reveal. Please read through
- the small but informative notice at the end of this textfile and
- believe us when we tell you that it had to be done.
-
-
- * New Easier way to find the new stuff.
-
- We have added yet another feature to the Index files, and I guess
- you already have noticed what it is. Yes, it's the (*) at the far
- left-side. The (*) marks what's new since the last index, so you
- won't have to search through the whole index for the latest info.
-
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- uXu Annual Writer's Awards.
-
- We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
- release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
- (and I quote): "What can u win???".
-
- I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
- (regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
- sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
- textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
- me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?
-
- Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.
-
- (it's only a lame handle for eLiTe-d00dz)
- The Chief / uXu
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- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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-
- Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
- The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
- like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today!
-
-
- Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
- You do have to write something for each release to be
- listed as Member.
-
- Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
- write when you have something to write about. We do
- want you to write something for every 3 releases
- to be listed as Contributor.
-
- Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
- BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
- As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
- uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
- uXu editor may download files.
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- Current uXu Writers
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- Name Specialities State
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- The Chief - Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts - Member/Ed
- The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member
- Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Contributor
- Ralph 124C41+ - Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix - Contributor
- Quiksilver - Lyrics - Contributor
- * Sarlo - Abuseness, Wit & Blasphemy - Contributor
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- Ex-uXu Writers
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- Name Specialities State
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- * Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Anarchy - Contributor
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- Current uXu Support Boards
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- Name Phone State
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- Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
- Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
- Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Distribution Site
- Solsbury Hill 301/428-3268 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
- Anonymous +45/981-89771 Distribution Site, Denmark
- * Perfect Crime +31/794-26079 Distribution Site, Holland
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- uXu Hall Of Thanks
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- Name For...
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- Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support
- Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
- Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
- Tequila Willy ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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- _________________________________________________________________________
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- I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 94 [Jan/Jul 1992]
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- No Title Author Size
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- [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
- [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
- [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
- [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
- [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
- [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
- [06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
- [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
- [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
- [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
- [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
- [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
- [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
- [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
- [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
- [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
- [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
- [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
- [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
- [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
- [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
- [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
- [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
- [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
- [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
- [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
- [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
- [27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
- [28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
- [29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
- [30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
- [31] The Truth The GNN 4k
- [32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
- [33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
- [34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
- [35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
- [36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
- [37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
- [38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
- [39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
- [40] Depression The GNN 6k
- [41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
- [42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
- [43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
- [44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
- [45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
- [46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
- [47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
- [48] AI The GNN 8k
- [49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
- [50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
- [51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
- [52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
- [53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
- [54] Errors The GNN 5k
- [55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
- [56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
- [57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
- [58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
- [59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
- [60] The Voice The GNN 7k
- [61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
- [62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
- [63] Divine Problems The GNN 8k
- [64] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k
- [65] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k
- [66] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k
- [67] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k
- [68] What Happened? The GNN 3k
- [69] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k
- [70] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k
- [71] Judgement Day The GNN 6k
- [72] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k
- [73] Electricity The GNN 7k
- [74] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k
- [75] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k
- [76] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k
- [77] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k
- [78] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k
- [79] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k
- [80] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k
- [81] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
- [82] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k
- [83] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k
- * [84] 10th Generation The GNN 12k
- * [85] H0w t0 fix ur kredit! Sarlo 3k
- * [86] Headhunter The GNN 6k
- * [87] How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) Ralph 124C41+ 4k
- * [88] Backfire The GNN/Phearless 17k
- * [89] TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts Sarlo 6k
- * [90] People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! The GNN 6k
- * [91] Clean Shaven Beauty Ralph 124C41+ 3k
- * [92] Blackstone Rising Sarlo 11k
- * [93] Meanwhile The GNN 2k
- * [94] uXu Index #8 The Chief 23k
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- I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 04 [Jan/Jul 1992]
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- No Title Author Size
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- [01] VaktB, Bestämmelser för Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
- [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k
- [03] Vattenfall, Datasäkerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k
- [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k
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-
-
- I N D E X - Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish [Jan/Jun 1992]
-
- [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]
-
- No Release Date Size
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- [01] Sep 18, 1991 27k
- [02] Oct 28, 1991 45k
- [03] Mar 31, 1992 23k
- [04] Apr 30, 1992 28k
- [05] May 31, 1992 97k
- * [06] Jun 30, 1992 133k
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- * uXu - Description Index
- Standard Releases
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- / \ / \ Underground eXperts United
- < uXu > Release Update #8
- \ / \ / Jul 28, 1992
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- v
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- June July June July June July June July June July Releases 1992:
-
- 084: "10th Generation" by The GNN. People get killed you know!
- 90% of all accidents occur at home according to the statistics.
- What does this have to do with this textfile? Ehrm, well, it's
- a mystical 'detective' story, set in the future with the class of
- GNN, and GNN only.
-
- 085: "H0w t0 fix ur kredit!" by Sarlo. The file that transformed
- me into a mass of laughing material. Sarlo teaches you the eLyTE
- way to 'fix ur kredit'. This file must only be read by eLyTe-d00dz
- to be comprehended! Surgeons Warning! (He'll have to operate to
- get the laughter away!). Truly already a classic.
-
- 086: "Headhunter" by The GNN. The scene is the future. People
- never go into battle themselves, they use robots. Here we meet
- someone with a mission. A mission to find the Man, and nothing
- is to stand between him and his mission. But why? Who IS the Man?
- Is it the ghost of James Brown coming back to haunt you? You'll
- see... (quote).
-
- 087: "How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)" by Ralph 124C41+.
- You ever been so angry at someone, you didn't know WHAT to do?
- This excellent textfile will get you on your way with some perfect
- hints and tips, just to make the life of your enemy a bit tougher.
- This one'll kick the other 'annoy' files out there off the market.
-
- 088: "Backfire" by The GNN and Phearless. Why, it's our first
- co-production from two of our writers! And it's a helluva story.
- Did you ever wonder how you got into That system so easily? Some
- systems you hack looks just like they're standing there, waiting
- for you don't they? Well, they could be there for a reason...
- Hackers watch out!
-
- 089: "The Ivan Chronicles - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts"
- by Sarlo. Sarlo's second file for uXu, and it's our first gore-
- thriller-suspense-humorous textfile. Why, aren't you all just too
- sick of 'Downtown Julie Brown'? Why doesn't anyone DO ANYTHING
- about it!? Well, someone might...
-
- 090: "People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!" by The GNN. I know you
- want just to Know who all those people calling your board, chatting
- with you somewhere, or meet in the street (rarely) really are, and
- that's the reason I'll let you in on a small secret. Shhhh! (get
- this file and you'll be able to recognize those dumb suckers). The
- GNN at his peak of performance.
-
- 091: "Clean Shaven Beauty" by Ralph 124C41+. Ralph lets you in on
- one of his secrets in this small but informative file. Did you ever
- think how it would feel to shave 'there'? Well, you're in for a
- surprise, let me tell you.
-
- 092: "Blackstone Rising" by Sarlo. Do you believe in God? Do you
- think Satan is the root of all evil? How can you be that sure?
- Sarlo lets you meet Blackstone, a.k.a Satan in a close-up, deep-
- diving and informative 'interview'. Maybe, everything's the other
- way around?
-
- 093: "Meanwhile" by The GNN. Another story from The GNN? Well,
- I think you'll find this one different. Really. I will not reveal
- what lurks inside this textfile, you will have to find that out
- by yourselves.
-
- 094: "uXu Index #8" by The Chief. A bit earlier than planned, but
- still we're here. Some new sections added again, which hopefully
- will improve the index. We evolve as you read (grin).
- The Index contains;
-
- * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
- * Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
- * An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
- * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
- * All the new release files in Long format.
- * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
-
- [#94 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]
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- Also call these fine boards: [Kickin' until Release #9]
-
- The Stash [+46]-13-175042 [v32b] (uXu Home)
- Sedes Diaboli [+46]-586-43766 [v32b] (uXu Outlet Sweden)
- Anonymous [+45]-981-89771 [16.8] (uXu Outlet Denmark)
- * Perfect Crime [+31]-794-26079 [2400] (uXu Outlet Holland)
- Condemned Reality [618]-397-7702 [9600] (uXu Outlet U.S.)
- Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 [2400] (uXu Inlet)
- Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
- Solsbury Hill [301]-428-3268 [14.4] (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
-
- Changes:
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- Balanced pH [818] Down
- Land Of Karrus [215] Down
- Lunatic Labs [213] Kinda busy
-
-
- * Contact uXu Snail Mail - uXu, P.O.BOX 5, S-790 23 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN
- Internet - tricky@bugend.edvina.se
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- * Underground eXperts United Copyright Notice
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- The files spread by uXu is copyrighted material, however spreading is
- allowed as long as the following rules are obeyed:
-
- * No commercial spreading whatsoever.
- * No release in printed form except for single copies for personal use.
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- of that release. You may re-archive it, but keep the UXU-nnn.aaa format
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- * You are NOT allowed to add, subtract or in any way change the text.
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- Please note that neither uXu nor the authors take any responsibility for
- the information contained in the files. We have no responsibility for
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- If something is unclear or if you want to get more material from uXu,
- please contact one of our distribution sites or call directly to the uXu
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