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- [ uXu INDEX 31-May-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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- ____________________________________________________________________
- ____________________________________________________________________
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- We're here for those of you wanting something fun, exiting and cool
- to read during your summer holidays. I bet most of you are on your
- way to proms and other parties now, but after those, you'll have a
- whole summer to look forward to, with files from uXu, a beer and
- a place under a palm-tree, you're in paradise <grin>. There is a
- small possibility that the next uXu release won't come out until
- August, because of the pending summer and you know.. people travel,
- they have some outdoor life, and there's tons of girls on the beach
- and tunes from the bands, but we hope that you'll forgive us, and
- we'll have a bunch of new files coming your way in August instead.
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- We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
- release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
- (and I quote): "What can u win???".
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- I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
- (regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
- sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
- textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
- me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?
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- Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.
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- Happy Holidays!
- The Chief / uXu
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- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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- Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
- The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
- like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today!
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- Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
- You do have to write something for each release to be
- listed as Member.
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- Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
- write when you have something to write about. We do
- want you to write something for every 3 releases
- to be listed as Contributor.
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- Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
- BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
- As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
- uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
- uXu editor may download files.
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- Current uXu Writers
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- Name Specialities State
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- The Chief - Fiction, News, Coolness - Member/Ed
- The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member
- Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Contributor
- Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Anarchy - Contributor
- Ralph 124C41+ - Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix - Contributor
- Quiksilver - Lyrics - Contributor
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- Current uXu Support Boards
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- Name Phone State
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- Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
- Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
- Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Distribution Site
- Solsbury Hill 301/428-3268 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
- Anonymous +45/981-89771 Distribution Site, Denmark
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- uXu Hall Of Thanks
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- Name For...
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- Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support
- Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
- Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
- Tequila Willy ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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- I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 83 [Jan/May 1992]
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- [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
- [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
- [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
- [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
- [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
- [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
- [06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
- [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
- [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
- [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
- [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
- [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
- [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
- [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
- [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
- [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
- [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
- [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
- [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
- [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
- [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
- [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
- [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
- [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
- [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
- [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
- [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
- [27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
- [28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
- [29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
- [30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
- [31] The Truth The GNN 4k
- [32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
- [33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
- [34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
- [35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
- [36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
- [37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
- [38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
- [39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
- [40] Depression The GNN 6k
- [41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
- [42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
- [43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
- [44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
- [45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
- [46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
- [47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
- [48] AI The GNN 8k
- [49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
- [50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
- [51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
- [52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
- [53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
- [54] Errors The GNN 5k
- [55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
- [56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
- [57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
- [58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
- [59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
- [60] The Voice The GNN 7k
- [61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
- [62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
- [63] Divine Problems The GNN 8k
- [64] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k
- [65] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k
- [66] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k
- [67] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k
- [68] What Happened? The GNN 3k
- [69] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k
- [70] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k
- [71] Judgement Day The GNN 6k
- [72] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k
- [73] Electricity The GNN 7k
- [74] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k
- [75] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k
- [76] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k
- [77] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k
- [78] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k
- [79] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k
- [80] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k
- [81] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
- [82] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k
- [83] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k
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- I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 04 [Jan/May 1992]
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- [01] VaktB, Bestämmelser för Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
- [02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k
- [03] Vattenfall, Datasäkerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k
- [04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k
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- I N D E X - Den Svenska Serien (DSR) Swedish [Jan/May 1992]
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- [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]
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- No Release Date Size
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- [01-1] Sep 18, 1991 13k
- [01-2] Sep 18, 1991 14k
- [02-1] Oct 28, 1991 19k
- [02-2] Oct 28, 1991 26k
- [03-1] Mar 31, 1992 13k
- [03-2] Mar 31, 1992 10k
- [04-1] Apr 30, 1992 12k
- [04-2] Apr 30, 1992 16k
- [05-1] May 31, 1992 48k
- [05-2] May 31, 1992 28k
- [05-3] May 31, 1992 21k
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- April May April May April May April May April May Releases 1992:
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- 073: "Electricity" by The GNN. What would you do without it?
- Think about it for a second. Nothing that runs on electricity
- could be used. A scary thought, presented by The GNN.
-
- 074: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02" by The Chief. Hi there!
- We're back with yet another Digest. This issue starts a new series
- with Digital's VMS Version 5. Plus the regular sections, recommended,
- end comments and lists of places where you can find uXu.
-
- 075: "Toy Soldiers" by The GNN. Technology takes over? You're
- scared of the diseases we have around us these days? Ecological
- disasters? Well, you could end your days in other ways. Neat
- fiction from our meister, The GNN.
-
- 076: "The Non-Fictionous 'Over The Edge'" by Phearless. Story
- about one day in one of our contributors' life. It isn't dull,
- and it isn't boring. Action, police cars and Machine guns are
- just a few ingredients.
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- 077: "The Lost Soul" by The GNN. When you die, where do you go?
- Are you going to heaven or hell? Will your soul move on to another
- body, or are you just plain dead and gone? Another fiction story
- from The GNN.
-
- 078: "How To Get...Older Women Part II" by The Chief. Seriously?
- Yes, it's the second part of this tutorial. The first part came
- with our very first release, but we haven't forgotten that we
- promised a sequel. This one covers Younger Women, how strange this
- may sound to you reflecting on the title.
-
- 079: "Smog's Revenge" by The GNN. It's The GNN's masterpiece.
- It's the longest story ever to be published from our meister, and
- it will take you through every place in the galaxy. This is what
- we've all been waiting for. You'll be sorry if you miss it!
-
- 080: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03" by The Chief. Sure is.
- Another Digest in the very same release. This is the continuing
- Xenix tutorial, ending Chapter 4 started in Issue #01. Recommended,
- End Comments and the list of places where to find uXu are included
- as usual.
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- 081: "Laser Human Terrorism" by The GNN. You can have unbelievable
- fun with a lasersight! You don't need a gun to scare people. Just
- buy yourself a lasersight, and get this file with tips and trix on
- how to have so much fun with it, you'll be laughing for days.
-
- 082: "The Cure for Paranoia" by The GNN. Are you paranoid? Maybe
- you should be, reading these uXu files <grin>, but if you are, The
- GNN presents a few solutions to your problem in this file. Recommended
- for those who are wanted by the police.
-
- 083: "uXu Index #7" by The Chief. Of course we're releasing the 7th
- Index with release No.7. What did you think? :) If you're one of our
- fans (grin) you already know about the contents of our index files,
- but here it is, once again for new readers, the Index contains;
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- * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
- * Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
- * An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
- * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
- * All the new release files in Long format.
- * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
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- [#83 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]
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- Also call these fine boards: [Nasty until Release #8]
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- The Stash [+46]-13-175042 (uXu Home)
- Sedes Diaboli [+46]-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
- Anonymous [+45]-981-89771 (uXu Outlet Denmark)
- Condemned Reality [618]-397-7702 (uXu Main U.S. Site)
- Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 (uXu Inlet)
- Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
- Solsbury Hill [301]-428-3268 (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
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- Changes:
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- Balanced pH [818] Down
- Land Of Karrus [215] Down
- Lunatic Labs [213] Always Busy
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- Textfile writers around the globe! Write to The GNN!
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- THE GNN/uXu -+- P.O.BOX 5 -+- S-790 23 SVARDSJO -+- SWEDEN
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