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- Underground eXperts United
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- [ What Goes Around... ] [ By The GNN ]
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- "WHAT GOES AROUND..."
- by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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- "Let's do it!", said the American president one day.
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- "Let's do it!", said the Russian president one day (but in a slight
- different language).
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- And so they did.
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- After hundreds of years, the both super-powers finally decided to cut
- the crap and send all nuclear weapons to hell. Another dawn had
- risen. It was not cool to own nuclear weapons in a time of peace and
- understanding. The year was 2055. People were happy and loved each other
- to the limit. No more wars or killing.
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- Abu "the saint" Rachmed was the one responsible for the destruction of the
- weapons. He and his crew had worked days and nights to find a way to get
- rid of the "crap" in a peaceful way. After nine days one of the crew members
- came crawling from the room and said "We will send it to space" before
- he fell to the ground and slept for another nine days.
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- Abu thought it was a good idea. They built thousands of rockets covered
- with flowers and happy messages to "Mr Space". Then they took all the
- nuclear weapons and stuffed them into the rockets and sent them to space.
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- "Bye, bye nuclear weapons", the population of earth screamed as the first
- rocket flew away to nowhere.
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- However, a slight miscalculation occurred. A dozen of the rockets crash-
- landed on the comet of Halley's. Since all members of the staff who were
- meant to watch the rockets disappear were out dancing in the streets,
- nobody noticed that. Actually, since EVERYBODY were dancing in the streets
- all night long, every day, nobody noticed that a computer in a room at a
- space-center happily gave a perfect outprint of the data of Halley's
- new course, 2061. It said in a jolly way that the comet would crash
- on planet earth. Six years later the comet crashed in the middle east
- and killed ten million dancing humans. Another billion were killed when
- the old nuclear weapons exploded.
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- "Damn!", said the presidents (and got a jolly slap on the butt, a
- "punishment" for the naughty word).
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- Life went on. People continued to be happy. The peaceful spirit couldn't
- be killed! A thousand years passed.
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- "Haha! Time for another planet to bite the dust!", said Captain Tempest
- from planet Destructo. He had been a problem-child from the beginning
- and when sixty strange rockets landed on his lawn nobody could stop him
- from using the horrible weapons that he found inside. He quickly entered
- his small vessel and hit the universe to destroy things.
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- Dancing, the human population were blown to nothing when Captain Tempest
- decided to use the weapons on the small planet, a million light-years
- from his home planet. Laughing, he went back home.
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- Life returned. From dust, a light. From light, a human. It took
- billions and billions and billions of years for the dust to become
- a human. But one day, the first human opened his eyes and said:
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- "I made it!"
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- He started to dance. Happiness had returned to planet earth once again.
- Then he suddenly stopped. He went to the edge of the planet and watched
- the universe.
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- "May the weapons never return again!", he screamed to the silence.
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- Then he heard a sound behind him. He turned around and discovered that
- Einstein was right. Universe is bent. With a loud sigh, he was turned
- into nothing when thousands of rockets with the nuclear weapons came from
- the other direction and crash landed on the other side.
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