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  13.                          Underground eXperts United
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  15.                                  Presents...
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  23.          [        OOOOoooo!       ]            [     By THE CHIEF    ]
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  25.  
  26.     ____________________________________________________________________
  27.     ____________________________________________________________________
  28.  
  29.  
  30.  The man said OOOOoooo!
  31.  
  32.  Why? Wooould yooou like tooo knooow? Noooo, I dooon't think yooou wooould
  33.  really..
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  35.  
  36.      The man loooked like this thooough:
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  38.                               \:.:..:.:/           _____________
  39.                               /;;;;;;;;\          /             \
  40.                              |          |        /               \
  41.                             [|  \/  \/  |]      /  OOOOoooo !!!   \
  42.                              |  /\  /\  |       \                 /
  43.                              |    ..    |       /________________/
  44.                               \        /
  45.                                \   O  /
  46.                                 \____/    
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  48.  
  49.                  Doooo Yooou think someooone is sucking his dick?
  50.  
  51.         Perhaps he's been hit by a woooden bat in the head?
  52.  
  53.             Oooor did he see sooomething awesooome?
  54.  
  55.  
  56.                            Nooooo!  He's just saying OOOOoooo!
  57.  
  58.  
  59.          Yooou still dooon't believe me dooo yooou?
  60.  
  61.  
  62.  
  63.      Ooook, I'll tell yooou. I prooomise! Fooor Sure!
  64.  
  65.  
  66.                      /------------------------------------\
  67.                      |                                    |
  68.                      |      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO       |
  69.                      |      ooooooooooooooooooooooo       |
  70.                      |      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO       |
  71.                      |                                    |
  72.                      \------------------------------------/
  73.  
  74.  
  75.      The first case of OOOOooooing was found on the islands of OOOOoooo.
  76.      When General Von Ohitssobig found the island, he immediately ordered
  77.      the crew of his ship to explore and search for hidden treasures, but
  78.      all they found was a tribe of women with a disease so bad they couldn't
  79.      stop it by themselves. All of them had the same symptoms, they needed
  80.      sex 24hrs a day. Before General Von Ohitssobig discovered the village
  81.      the women had to satisfy each other, and had never seen a man.
  82.  
  83.      The women were all daughters of the most beautiful woman known to man,
  84.      and therefor the reaction of the crew wasn't too unpredictable.
  85.      After about 9 months, 283 babies were born in the village, all of them
  86.      girls. 21 years later, another ship found the island. Captain Evenbigger
  87.      and his crew camped on the island over 200 days. Almost 9 months later
  88.      368 babies were born, and once again, all of them were girls.
  89.  
  90.      This trend kept going on for about 200 years, and last year when the
  91.      Crownsend Fleet, led by Admiral Icantbelieveitssobig reached the island
  92.      they didn't believe what they saw. 1204 Beautiful 21-Year-Old,
  93.      625 21-Year-Old, 311 21-Year-Old, 150 21-Year-Old, 60 21-Year-Old,
  94.      25 21-Year-Old and 1 21-Year-Old women met them when they reached the
  95.      beach, wearing the sexiest underwear they could imagine. Perfect bodies,
  96.      and young, playful, wonderful faces.
  97.  
  98.      After one hour, one of those sailors looked like this:
  99.  
  100.                              ____________
  101.                             /            \
  102.                            / /\________/\ \        _____________
  103.                            \/ /;;;;;;;;\ \/       /             \
  104.                              |          |        /               \
  105.                             [|  \/  \/  |]      /  OOOOoooo !!!   \
  106.                              |  /\  /\  |       \                 /
  107.                              |    ..    |       /________________/
  108.                               \        /
  109.                                \  O   /
  110.                                 \____/    
  111.  
  112.  
  113.      Another looked just like this (other colors possible though)
  114.  
  115.                                ________
  116.                               /        \
  117.                               \:.:..:.:/\          _____________
  118.                               /;;;;;;;;\ \        /             \
  119.                              |          |        /               \
  120.                             [|  \/  \/  |]      /  OOOOoooo !!!   \
  121.                              |  /\  /\  |       \                 /
  122.                              |    ..    |       /________________/
  123.                               \        /
  124.                                \   O  /
  125.                                 \____/    
  126.  
  127.      And the third one....
  128.  
  129.  
  130.                               \:.:..:.:/           _____________
  131.                               /;;;;;;;;\          /             \
  132.                              %&//"ยป#!("!(        /               \
  133.                             ["(#/"&(!"TG"]      /  OOOOoooo !!!   \
  134.                              (!=("!&"#&(()      \                 /
  135.                             !"&/(&//))/=(       /________________/
  136.                               "()/"/"(()
  137.                                ("()#"U(
  138.                                 "/(#)/    
  139.  
  140.  
  141.      (he was a really messed-up kid you know...)
  142.  
  143.  
  144.      But all of them had that look on their face (except for the 3rd one
  145.      for obvious reasons).
  146.  
  147.      And That's the story of the Island of OOOOoooo.
  148.  
  149.      The first man you ask? Well, he represents a normal person when he
  150.      hear about the island where no-one grows older than 21 and where
  151.      only the most beautiful girls are born,
  152.  
  153.  
  154.       THE ISLAND OF OOOOoooo which is only found once in a lifetime!
  155.  
  156.  
  157.    _______________________________________________________________________
  158.  
  159.                    (!) 1991 THE CHIEF and uXu Productions
  160.    _______________________________________________________________________
  161.