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- ---[ Phrack Magazine Volume 7, Issue 51 September 01, 1997, article 04 of 17
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- -------------------------[ P H R A C K 5 1 P R O P H I L E
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- --------[ Grandmaster Ratte'
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- ----------------[ Personal
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- Handle: Grandmaster "Swamp" Ratte'
- Call him: Kevin
- Past handles: KP Neato Dee (local BBSes)
- Handle origin: from playing around (and falling in) a swamp all the time
- as a kid
- Date of Birth: April, 1970
- Height: 6'
- Weight: 155 lbs.
- Eye color: blue
- Hair Color: brown
- Computers: Apple ][ (plus/e/c/gs), PC (8088 laptop/'286),
- Amiga (500/600), Macintosh (Plus/7200)
- Admin of: Demon Roach Underground BBS, The Polka AE from Sept.
- '85-present
- Sites Frequented: Not much really. Mindvox can be pretty cool and
- interesting. I used to regularly call boards like The
- Works, Digital Logic's Data Service, the various
- Metallands, Speed Demon Elite, P-80, Kingdom of Shit,
- Ripco, The Metal AE, Dark Side of the Moon, The Missing
- Link, etc.
- URLs: www.l0pht.com/cdc.html, and the new www.cultdeadcow.com
- Email: gratte@cultdeadcow.com
-
-
-
- ----------------[ Favorite Things
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- Women: that aren't crazy, freshly-scrubbed
- Cars: ones that run, muscle cars with lots of chrome
- Bikes: BMX 24" cruisers, Schwinn Stingrays with metal-flake paint
- Foods: cheap. Sunkist Orange Slurpees.
- Music: 1970's funk and soul, rock, hip-hop, hillbilly country,
- reggae, dance...
- Bands: Run-DMC, Beatles, KISS, Marvin Gaye, Suicidal Tendencies,
- Black Uhuru, Public Enemy, Stevie Wonder, Rolling Stones.
- Zapp, Parliament/Funkadelic, Grandmaster Flash & The
- Furious Five, Dead Kennedies, Black Sabbath, Carpenters,
- James Brown, Metallica, Sly & The Family Stone, Lynyrd
- Skynyrd, Jimi Hendrix, Slayer, Minor Threat
- Instruments: Fender guitars and basses, Kurzweil K2000 series synths
- Computers: Apple ][s and Macintoshes
- Movies: Star Wars, The Manchurian Candidate, Krush Groove,
- Apocalypse Now
- Comics: Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes, Bloom County
- Sports: Ultimate Frisbee, bicycling, wandering around outside,
- climbing trees and rocks, boating with inflatable life
- rafts in drainage lakes, club dancing
- Books: _Foucault's Pendulum_ by Umberto Eco, The Bible, Farrah
- Fawcett's biography, and _Understanding Media_ by Marshall
- McLuhan
- Magazines: Tons... 2600, Grand Royal, Wired, Macworld, Barely Legal,
- Thrasher, Big Brother, Ride BMX, Urb, Guitar Player,
- Keyboard, Cool Beans, Might, Stress, Slap, Crank, 4080,
- Cometbus, EQ, and whatever else I can get my grubby hands
- on. I really dig magazines. Uh, and Phrack!
- TV: The Six Million Dollar Man, The Simpsons, Charlie's Angels,
- X-Files, A-Team, Mod Squad
- My Bands: Superior Products (bass), Weasel-MX (vox, programming),
- Jinx Unit (bass, phat beatz)
- Quotes: "Fully equipped with an army of lawyers." -ad for Zoo York
- skateboards
- People: Evel Knievel, Boba Fett, Mr. T, and the CULT OF THE DEAD
- COW Multimedia Superstarz!
- Misc: thrift stores, huge shiny belt buckles, phresh new laces
- in my kicks, playing shows with my band(s), exploring
- buildings, big trees and rocks
- Turn Ons: energy
- Turn Offs: pretentiousness
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-
-
- ----------------[ Passions
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- If you can't tell from the list up there, I'm really into music. It all
- started when the neighborhood teenagers would let me sit around with them and
- listen to the hard-rockin' soundz of KISS and Led Zep when I was a little kid.
- So my mom (bless her heart) under their advisement, bought me Led Zeppelin
- _IV_ and KISS _Alive!_ which I took to kindergarden class and was reprimanded
- for. A few years later my grade school friends and I would spend hours
- sitting around a cassette player making "radio shows" with our Saturday Night
- Fever soundtrack and various 7" singles from K-Mart. We were rollin' with the
- phattest mixtapes at age nine, fool! Somehow this led to MIDI and drum
- machines and CD burners and now I spend tons of time recording and sequencing
- and playing music. I do a lot of recording for the local punk and hip-hop
- groups and it's hella fun. The back of the building I live in is a small
- empty warehouse where we have all-ages music shows and that's pretty neat too.
- It's called MOTOR... If you're in a touring band, lemme know and send me a
- tape or whatever you've got.
-
-
-
- ----------------[ Memorable experiences
-
-
- Hmm. Well, this is probably my best story, so here we go: I found myself
- all alone at night inside a telco's switching station. Ooh, look... a terminal
- keyboard. In the dim glow of the red "EXIT" signs, that keyboard represented
- all my hopes for a glorious unification of the human spirit through the global
- telecommunications network. How could I best express my ...love... for this
- network and all that it represents? Write a poem? Done it already, hundreds
- of times. Every cDc file I've put out is a gesture of affection. So I did
- what any red-blooded American male wouid do. I dropped my pants, "threw
- jacks" as it were, and doused that human-machine interface unit with my
- Seekrut Sauce.
-
- Then I cleaned myself and got the hell out of there... pulse pounding,
- freaked by my own insatiable lust. Is what I did "WRONG"? Don't judge me
- with your pithy concepts of morality! I stood before God with my pants around
- my ankles and expressed what was in my heart. If that's wrong, damn... I
- don't want to be right!
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- ---
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- Playing a party where a gang fight broke out, caps were busted during our
- set, and we had to drop our instruments to flee for our livez (and hide under
- cars).
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- ---
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- Falling in love. Getting dumped. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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- ---
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- Going to the various hacker cons is always a blast. Some people have a
- negative attitude about these things 'cause a lot of kids go and act retarded.
- Which is unfortunate, but I always manage to have a great time. These are the
- only times I get to visit with cDc people and it's like a big bonding
- session... we just run around and hang out. Meet lots of cool people in
- general, every time. So go to the cons and don't cause problems, and
- everything'll be fine.
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- ---
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- Starting cDc communications. In some ways this has been an important item
- in my life. Not that editing text files is a huge important thing, 'cause it's
- not. But cDc, at its best, has taught me that I can have a role in making
- something creative and interesting and lasting. Things like that can carry
- over into a lot of aspects in your life. In 1984 I was a junior high student
- and now I'm 27 years old. cDc has changed a lot of course, as it should, but
- I think with our longevity we've worked towards finding a new way to relate to
- technology and the emerging global structure. I was fourteen and part of the
- wave of hacker kids who had been growing up with Atari 2600s at home and the
- video arcade after school... we saw the movie Wargames and got excited. I was
- lucky and had an Apple ][ at home, and soon a modem my dad brought home from
- work. You figured out some Stupid Phone Tricks and bam, in no time you were
- typing away to other kids on BBSes across the country, sharing.... codez and
- warez, sure, but more importantly we shared experiences. This was NEW.
- I remember how exciting it was to call teenager-run boards across the country
- in the early '80s and exchange messages with these people. Now kids can grow
- up from the get-go with the Internet in their house and I think that's just
- great. So my friends and I were writing things and doing goofy drawings and
- whatnot, and could have put out a regular paper 'zine. But we figured out
- pretty early on that the one big advantage these text files we wrote had over
- some photocopied sheets we could staple together was distribution. If we'd
- done a paper 'zine, we could have maybe scraped up enough cash for 50 copies
- or so and forced some friends to take them and then they'd end up at the
- bottom of a closet or in the trash in a few weeks, forgotten. But instead, we
- used those Stupid Phone Tricks hundreds of times... staying up all night, with
- school looming ahead in a few hours. But hey, gotta call that AE in New
- Jersey and upload the latest text files. You can always sleep through class.
-
- But what makes CULT OF THE DEAD COW different and has enabled us to last
- is that cDc has never been about technology... we didn't form to trade "inpho"
- and hack together like the other groups. We used technology, be it hand -
- hacked MCI codes or the Internet to get our "messages" out there. Hacking is
- a means to an end. I don't give a rat's ass about hacking or any of that crap
- on its own. I just want to make cool stuff. Now we're starting a "paramedia"
- concept which means the end of cDc as a "hacker group that puts out text
- files." Now we're putting out our own original music and other audio files,
- to be distributed just like our text stuff has traditionally been. The
- bandwidth is finally here where we can do it... and when it's practical, we'll
- be putting out video stuff too. The idea is to be able to do whatever sort of
- creative work we want and to use our huge distribution network to disseminate
- it. That's what "cDc paramedia" and the future of our whole group is about.
-
- Somebody who was making his college schedule wrote me email the other day,
- and asked "What classes should I take? I wanna be a hacker." I told him he'd
- be better off with some history and business courses. Please understand, I
- don't mean to diss on hacking. I'm all for having all the knowledge you can
- and exploring things, whatever they may be. But I've met a lot of bitter old
- "gadget freaks" in this scene, and that's something you want to stay away from.
-
- That mentality will crush the life out of you under the weight of a
- thousand bits of trivia. Go outside, there's a world there already. It's a
- zillion times more exciting and vibrant that what you can build staring into a
- monitor's dim glare. Hour after hour, year after year. As your eyesight
- fails you and your head draws nearer the image, your shoulders slump. You
- become weak. You are less.
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- ----------------[ People to mention
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- The Egyptian Lover: The whole 806 NPA's only real phreak who ran a great
- BBS, The Missing Link, in 1984. I've only seen him a couple of times in
- person, but have to give him mad props for helping Franken Gibe and myself
- get situated with the phreak knowledge. His board attracted guys from The
- Apple Mafia and The Untouchables (the first warez groups ever), and The
- Knights of Shadow. Though I'd been getting warez since 1982, The Missing
- Link was our first contact with the real "elite" h/p scene, and it both
- fascinated and repulsed us.
-
- Franken Gibe: Bill helped start and really define cDc back in the day.
- He's a really cool guy. I've known him for over ten years. What can I say?
- We're still, to this day, working on things; though he hasn't been active in
- cDc since '89 or so. Now we're trying to start an advertising agency.
-
- Tippy Turtle: Jason gave me my first local BBS number. I pushed him to
- finish "Bunny Lust", which is one of our most popular articles ever. There
- have been court cases inspired by that file, and he wrote it when he was
- fourteen. He came back to town last Christmas and I showed him the cDc web
- site. His comment? "That's totally evil. I can't believe how evil this is."
-
- Mohawk Dave: Christoph is another one of my oldest friends who never
- fails to diss cDc. He's a mega-talented AI/robotics guy, and a rad
- guitarist and BMX freestyle rider too. Our group of friends spent countless
- hours cruising the neighborhoods of our hometown on bikes, talking, setting
- fires, breaking & entering, and having a good ol' time.
-
- Ex-girlfriends: Blech.
-
- All the other cDc people. Dang, there've been maybe fifty or so over the
- years and they've all done their thing well and I'm really happy they did.
- They know what's up... this part could run on forever, so I'll just stop.
-
-
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- ----------------[ Pearls Of Wisdom
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- Procrastination is the denial of death.
- Lift with your legs, not your back.
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- ----[ EOF
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