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- =Phrack Magazine=
-
- Volume Four, Issue Forty Two, Phile 3 of 14
-
- ==Phrack Pro-Phile==
-
- _______________________________________________________________________________
-
- Phrack Pro-Phile was created to provide info to you, the users, about old
- or highly important/controversial people. This month, we introduce you
- to an individual who has survived the underground for far too long,
- the creator of Phantom Access and one of the co-sysops of Mindvox...
-
- Lord Digital
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~
- _______________________________________________________________________________
-
- Personal
- ~~~~~~~~
- Handle: Lord Digital (for like.... fuck I'm old, 13 years now)
- Call him: Patrick K. Kroupa
- Past handles: M000hahahahahahahah! You're kidding right?
- Handle origin: It was given to me by this ancient wise man drinking
- cheap Absolut by the side of the road...
- Date of Birth: 01/20/68
- Age at current date: 24
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 185
- Eye color: Green
- Hair Color: Blonde/brunette/black (subject to change)
- Computer: Apple ][+, Amiga 1000, Mac Plus (All in storage)
- Apple //e, Amiga 500, NeXT, Various Suns (Not in storage)
- Sysop/Co-Sysop of: MindVox ELItE!@#!!!@#!
- Net address: digital@phantom.com
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
-
- If you look beneath the shiny surface of most things, and gaze way-way-way
- deep down into the murky black festering heart of the human evolutionary
- process, you are ultimately confronted with the revelation that has stood, nay,
- LEAPT UP before the ancients since before the days of Atlantis: Life is a lot
- like NeW WaReZ.
-
- Anybody who tried to tell you something different, is obviously selling
- you something.
-
- All things in this universe -- and many others -- can be attributed to New
- WareZ. The ebb and flow of WareZ is what keeps the very COSMOS from bursting
- apart at the seams. During periods of time when the flow of WareZ slows to a
- trickle, times are tough, there is war, pestilence, death, disease, and many
- rAg PhIleZ. d()oDZ who were happily playing Ultima XXII Quest For Cash, are
- soon busily hurling insults at each other and dialing the Secret Service. Life
- is grim, there is a bleak sense of desolation and emptiness . . . for when the
- WareZ slow down . . . there is little left to live for and you begin to enter
- withdrawal. An ugly process that, thus far, has only been combatted
- successfully by Wally Hills NeW WhErEZ Treatment center, where they slowly ween
- you off the addiction of WareZ and introduce you to the REAL WORLD where you
- can do things like smoke crack and play in a band.
-
- On the flipside, when there is a good steady flow of WaReZ, the universe
- hums to itself in happiness and all wrongs are righted, perspectives
- re-adjusted, and peace, love, and happiness spread throughout the land as the
- COSMOS re-aligns itself and perfection sweeps the world. This is a heady time,
- but one that is sure to be brief, for before you know it some evil glimmer of
- BADNESS will rise up and somebody will DOUBLE-RELEASE someone else, or a Ware
- will CRASH when it tries to load . . . and then it's just all over.
-
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . I was a founding member of
- the Knights Of MysterIous keYboArdZ and the Ko0l/Ra{> alliance. At present I
- am President/Ce0 and Chairman of the b0red at Phantom Access
- Technologies/Coleco ADAM design Studios, Inc.
-
- At the moment our group is working on a multi-tasking, multi-user,
- CyberSpace environment where the participants can take part in a shared reality
- that is based upon a cross-relational structure comprised of lots of 0's and
- 1's all strung together in big twisty chains and kept track of by an
- Objective-COBOL X/Motif GUI sitting on an SQL dialed into the POWER COMPUTER in
- Utah, at infinite baud (not to be confused with bps).
-
- In the near future I .plan to move to Pigs Knuckle Idaho and cross-breed
- weasels with ferrets, while devoting the rest of my life to watching daytime
- TV.
-
- It's just that type of thing.
-
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
-
- Reality Break
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-
- It is very difficult, bordering on impossible, for me to remain serious
- for longer than about 45 seconds, when discussing the "underground" and what it
- was all about.
-
- I rarely bother to mediate or water-down most of my opinions, and there
- are a lotta places out there in the real world, where anyone who cares can
- readily access whatever I have to say. There isn't a great deal left for me to
- convey to anybody regarding my perceptions of the hack/phreak world's history
- and what it has meant, and shall mean, in the cosmic scheme of things.
-
- The first time I came into direct contact with computers was during the
- mid-late 70's. I was around 6 or 7 and my father worked at NCAR during this
- period of time, which is a futuristic looking series of buildings in Boulder
- Colorado. This one time I came in, there were all these weird cars driving
- around in the parking lot, and since there were frequently a lotta strange
- things moving around there, I never understood until much later that Woody
- Allen was filming SLEEPER when this was going on. On the same day, I was shown
- some of the computer rooms, which had just taken shipment on one of the first
- Crays to go out the door. This left an impression. It was neato . . .
-
- One thing led to another. I played around with various things, mainly the
- really old Commodore PET systems and a slew of heavy metal junk from IBM, until
- I got an Apple ][+ in 1978. I hung out with a group of people who were also
- starting to get into computers, most of them comprising the main attendees of
- the soon-to-be-defunct TAP meetings in NYC, a pretty eclectic collection of
- dudes who have long since gone their separate ways to meet with whatever
- destinies life had in store for them. Around 1980 there was an Apple Fest that
- we went to, and found even more people with Apples and, from this, formed the
- Apple Mafia, which was, in our minds, really cool sounding and actually became
- the first WAreZ gRoUP to exist for the Apple ][.
-
- Time passed, I picked up more hardware, went on the quest to assemble the
- perfect Apple-Cat system -- consisting of the Cat, 212 card, BSR, firmware,
- tone decoder chip, and all the m0dZ NOVATION eventually made to the boardZ --
- and ultimately ended up with 3 of 'em, one of which still works (like wow).
- This led to the first generation of Phantom Access programs which started to
- seep into the moDeM WeRlD around 1983, with the final revisions being let loose
- in 1987 or 1988, under the auspices of Dead Lord. By this time I had long
- since stopped working on them and had relatively little to do with their forms
- of release.
-
- Over the years I've been in a seemingly-endless succession of groups and
- gatherings under nearly 50 different pseudonyms which were frequently invented
- and dropped, all around that one specific timeslice and reference-point. There
- were only two that I was ever "serious" about, which is to say I entered into
- them honestly believing the ideals and reasons for the group's inception, to be
- valid and worth upholding and being a part of. In other words I was in my
- mid-teens and my attitude wasn't one of "Yeah yeah, take 10; a buncha dudes are
- gonna screw around, some of it will be fun, some of it will be silly, and a lot
- of it will be bitchy and cranky, but hey, I'm only here to amuse myself, so
- what the fuck . . ." The two "serious" affiliations were Apple Mafia and the
- Knights of Shadow. KOS ceased to exist in mid-1984 and I dropped out of the AM
- around 1985, although to my knowledge it kept going until '86 or '87 when the
- last surviving members found better things to do with their time. In 1987 I
- was also "OfFphICiALlLY" inducted into the Fraternal Order of the Legion of
- Doom, which was just gosh w0wz0. Actually, it's much more fun in retrospect,
- since most of us are pretty good friends at this point in time, which seemed an
- unlikely event back in the early 80's <giGgLE!!@#>
-
- I ceased to be "active" sometime around 1985, having gained legal access
- to almost anything I could possibly want to play with, as well as having made
- friends with people working for NYNEX who de-mystified many things for me. The
- ultimate conclusion to all of this was that having THE POWER is cool -- and
- using it to annoy people was absolutely hilarious -- but only led to two
- possible destinations.
-
- You use it all as a learning experience and "grow up" realizing that
- you're playing cops and robbers, and many of the things you have spent years
- doing are now illegal and liable to get you into a lot of trouble. You can't
- go back in time (at least not yet).
-
- You could keep doing stupid things and end up in a legal dilemma over
- something that isn't very important. Because . . . it really isn't "THE
- POWER," it's just a very limited form of "it" embodied by a phone system and
- some computers. And when you compare that to a piece of art, or a collection
- of music, or a new series of programs that someone has created, you begin to
- realize that all you're doing is fucking with things that other people made,
- and you're wasting your time abusing . . .
-
- To cut short my rant, I have no moral judgements to pass upon anyone or
- anything, because whatever it is that people do, it's some sort of learning
- process leading towards their destination (whether they realize it or not).
- The computer underground is just not a place where you can remain "active"
- beyond a certain period of time that serves as a sort of "rite of passage"
- towards that something else. To hang around indefinitely and remain "active"
- is to become a criminal.
-
- Almost everything I've done has taken place with a handful of friends who
- played various roles in events that transpired -- primary among them Dead Lord
- (Bruce Fancher), one of my closest friends for the better part of a decade, as
- well as The Unspeakable One whose name cannot be mentioned for to do so causes
- rifts within space/time, and a buncha dudes from NYC/NJ who for the most part
- want to blip their personas off the face of Cyberspace and get on with their
- lives without the specter of LaW EnForCEmEnT hanging over them for doing silly
- things as teenagers.
-
- In 1986 I ceased calling anything and didn't access a computer that was
- hooked into a modem until late 1990. As of late 1992, I have been "retired"
- for a little over 7 years.
-
-
- Patrick's Favorite Things
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Women: Delia! Gorgeous, Intelligent, Wonderful, & able to deal with me.
- Men: Bwooooce.
- Cars: 928s4, Hyundai, Edsel.
- Foods: Italian, red meat, SuPeR Hi PER Pr0tE!n, anything with SPAM.
- Music: Any band with the word "LORD" in it (Lords of the New Church,
- House of Lords, Lords of Acid, Lords of Chaos, Traci Lords).
- Authors: Michael Moorcock, Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Hans Horbiger, Dr. Seuss.
- Books: Play of Consciousness, The Book of PAT.
- Performers: Bill the Cat, Sting, Perry Farrell, GuNz N RoSeZ, plus anybody
- who has sold out to the mahnnnnnn fo' $$$$$$$ in a biiiiiig way.
-
-
- Most Memorable Experiences
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Most memorable things are unmentionable and destined to stay that way for
- a while. Those who played the games know the stories; those who didn't
- eventually will -- but like, who cares. Everybody should live their own
- stories, life's an interesting game . . . go play.
-
-
- Some People to Mention
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Dead Lord - The one who is not and can never be, yet exists. Solely an
- infinite layering of the possibilities inherent within
- personal transmigration and biotechnology? Or alive, with
- flesh, blood, bone and an adornment of k0dEz & warEZ? You
- must not be blinded by sight, nor fooled by what things
- appear to be when they are not, for what is a man when he
- has not the latest, nor possesses the abilities to acquire
- same? This is a question perhaps best left to the wise men
- who roam the meadows of the ozone, forever catching the
- edge and surfing the waves cresting upon the seas of
- thought and what is, was, and shall always be.
-
- The - I know who you are, so tell me who I am, and let's just
- Unspeakable get on with it okay? Because otherwise, TV is likely to
- One drop the entire facility dead. Anyone of normal caliber
- can see that to be entirely obvious to thee of the id'ness
- of pole-cats watching Star Wars. 8+ KlUb ElYtE.
-
- Terminus - A good friend over many years who, as most people know, has
- recently gone through a lot. The future looks bright, and
- I look forward to looking back on all this with you in
- another ten years. [Look, look, looking] (haga!)
-
- Magnetic Surfer - Neato guy who knew me way-back-when, and used to give me
- gNu Apple wArEz on cassette tape which he had downloaded at
- the lightning speed of 300 baud. Also provided a means to
- meeting many of my friends, via Sherwood Forest, when it
- first existed and hosted Inner Circle and later KOS.
-
- The Phantom - See above, also gave me a full set of TAP copies in 1983,
- which I never returned to him.
-
- The Plague - A cool guy, close friend before his fatal accident when
- the truck went off the road near Poker Flats, just 5 miles
- north of Pig's Knuckle, ID. Tragic, hope he's happy in
- his new home, far, far underground, running the world's
- first afterlife/subterranean BBS.
-
- ApPul HeyD! \ The elYtE peARz of Scepter/InterCHAT who went on to form
- SuperNigger > - DPAK, an entity SO ELITE that it required FOUR letters for
- Sharp Rem0b / its acronym & brought the world Lex Luthor on HBO!
-
- SuperNigger - Because he is 2 elyTe to be encompassed in merely one
- line and requires at least two.
-
- Lord_foul - Ahhhh do0d.... Well we all have our roles 2 play. Catch
- ya in tha outback. (cha mod pla foul sl=999 mi=99,mh=99)
-
- Ninja NYC - One of the few people I have ever met who seems to have
- mastered the art of being happy wherever he is, doing
- whatever he happens to be doing. An exceptionally nice
- human being.
-
- Elven Wizard \ A collection of compatriots, cohorts, and all around dudEz
- The Infiltrator\ with whom I had an inordinate amount of fun, first ro0l!ng
- The Gunslinger > - the WhEReZ world, then changing our handles (well except
- The Bishop / for Jeff) & dismantling eliteness and its tarnished allure,
- The Gonif / along with its cadre of false prophets (namely ourselves
- under half a dozen other handles).
-
- Andrew \ "I doan' wannnnnnnnnt any money, I want to be left alone,
- Chase > - tell them to go 'way." May Sutekh look upon our worldly
- Asif / endeavors and bless us all, everyone. !nse<t01dZ ro()l!!@
-
- Paul Muad'Dib - A lotta fun, although he never did have any new wares
- (unless you count source code). In any case, I guess it's
- not too relative any more.
-
- Tuc - I think it's a requirement to mention Scott; far be it from
- me to break with tradition. Hi Tuc! Thanks for the ride!
-
- Captain Avatar - He had 'em Ahllll! ALL of them... MORE THAN all of 'em....
-
- Napoleon Bonaparte- Nappy ran Securityland. I called it, it was cool. It made
- me smile. I guess it made the FBI smile too.
-
- Mr. Xerox - Mike was usually witty, sarcastic, annoying, egotistical,
- obnoxious, and almost always late. We got along great
- and I really miss the guy sometimes. Hullo Mike, wherever
- you may roam.
-
- Taran King - BesideZ DeYd L0rD & Sn, the El1teZt Pers0[\] eYe EveR meT!
- StaY sP!fpHY [>o()d!
-
- Phantom Phreaker - Here's to shifting focus and finding something far more
- interesting to play with than phones & computers 8-). It's
- an amazing universe, huh . . .
-
- Lex Luthor - After a ten year period during which we typed to each other
- once in a while and seemed situated at antipodean sides of
- the m0dUm Yo0n!veRsE, I finally met with Lex in the very
- near past. It's shocking to find that he's actually one of
- the most gracious, funny, and pleasant guys I've ever had
- an opportunity to meet. Best wishes in whatever you may
- end up doing!
-
- Erik Bloodaxe - A keg of Sandoz, a Vat of pig's blood, T&C and thee.
-
- Sigmund!@31!@!!! - As the UFOs said, they know who you are, they know where
- you are. Seriously, hey, it was entertaining. Good luck
- man.
-
-
- unReAl PeOpUL 2 MenShun
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- StJude - For everything. It's good to know you . . . love, light, and a
- lotta deep-fried giri with ciphers thrown in.
-
- Siva - Look, polygons or voxels, Gibsonian or Post-modern, by Risc or by
- Cisc with Objective C++ running Smalltalk under Windows NT over the
- underpass and around the bend; it's gonna happen, and we're gonna be
- there having a party. Smile, as I think you've mentioned on more
- than one occasion; it's an interesting time to be alive 8-).
-
- Bruce - Quite possibly the coolest grown-up I have ever met 8-). Which is
- Sterling saying a lot. The world would be a much better place if Bruce
- could be cloned and then placed inside a tornado, hooked into a
- net, fitted with an adamantium exoskeleton, and then dropped into
- the de-criminalized zone with a BigMac and a holographic tape
- recorder.
-
- Jim - Hey so, are you doing more things at once or am I? I bet I can
- Thomas watch TV, listen to music, have three phone conversations, and
- write an article with 25% greater coherence than Chuck has while
- eating and watching TV. On the other hand, writing two books,
- teaching, reading, running CUD, having a life, and still finding
- time to hang out are at least level 15 -- haven't hit that yet,
- but I'm working on it!
-
- Andy - Hey man. I enjoy what you're doing, keep the faith, ignore the
- Hawks assholes, take inspiration from the inspired, and retain belief
- in your dreams. Oh okay, gotta go, time to sell out, ignore what I
- just said 8-).
-
- 3Jane - Models/actresses/sex cadets united for a better tomorrow, under
- Unix with named_pipes and justice for some of us.
-
-
- Memorable Phreak/Hack BBSes
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- 8BBS - Long ago, I didn't understand it, or what I was typing, but it was fun.
- MOM - Long ago, although by now I did understand it and had slightly less fun.
- Pirate's Harbor - Before Norman figured out he could make a killing on TIMECOR.
- Pirate's Chest - 6 line 80 meg board circa 1983. Totally Cool.
- Adventurer's Tavern - Last bastion of tremendous on-line fun & anarchy. RIP.
- Securityland - Nappy's Board.
- Pirate's Phunhouse -> Cat's Cavern - The Tempest's system(s).
- Dark Side of the Moon - Through many long and strange phases. Still running.
- RACS III - w()wZ0 blargel blumpfk0l SwillY sw()nk!@!#!@!!!!!
- OSUNY (3 cycles) - Some more fun than others.
- Sherwood Forest I, II, III - Liked all three, although 1 was the coolest.
- Plovernet - Two phases. Both great.
- The (urse - WarEZ do()d & eLIteNEsS Galore!@#!@#!@#!@#
- LOD - The Start in 1984, and intermittently thereafter.
- COPS - Cool Florida board.
- Shadowland - Cool Colorado board.
- SpecELITE - So overwhelmingly awful, that it was wonderfully fun.
- WOPR - Lotta fun for a while, then he threw everyone off & went 1200only wareZ.
- Pirate-80 - It was very effervescent with a touch of jello.
- Everything Sir Knight ever ran - Too many names (Tele-Apa, HackNet, NewsNet...)
- World of Cryton - WOC! JAMES! ELITENESS!
- The Safehouse - Apple Bandit's. Hey, I want my Diskfer ][ dude!
- Farmers of Doom - Blo0p.
- Pirates of Puget Sound - Nice softwareZ. Lotta fun.
-
-
- A few things Lord Digital would like to say:
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU HEAR. KNOW EVERYTHING YOU SEE. UNDERSTAND
- EVERYTHING YOU DO NOT COMPREHEND. BE AT ONE WITH THE STILLNESS OF THE
- REVOLVING HAMSTER WHEEL AND FLOSS BETWEEN MEALS.
-
- As far as the future of the hack/phreak world and telecommunications in general
- is concerned, the PhrAck World is absolutely spiffy and I believe that ISDN
- will change EVERYTHING and make it rounder, taller, bigger, more stable, and
- also give later generations something to look back upon and sneer at with
- contempt.
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