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- ==Phrack Inc.==
-
- Volume Two, Issue 13, Phile #6 of 10
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- R.A.G.
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- Rodents Are Gay
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- Starring Codes Master
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-
- Welcome to the first and last issue of R.A.G. This month we will feature a
- nauseating article about this months feature idiot - Codes Master. Remember,
- this file is not for you people with weak stomachs and parental discretion
- is advised. Rated R (for rodent).
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-
- First, a little introduction. The purpose of R.A.G. is to seek out and
- destroy potential idiots, assholes and posers. Obviously Codes fits into all
- these catagorys. We obtained a taped interview with Codes at his home in
- Mickey, Mississipi, and was able to get a few truths revealed. Here is a
- small transcript of the interview. "ME" is the interviewer, "HIM" is Codes.
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- ME: Nice place you have here. I see your into art. Ah, thats an interesting
- peice there. What do you call it?
- HIM: Thanks. Thats called, "Mickey's Rat Trap". It shows the valiant Mickey
- cleverly stealing the cheese from the trap without setting it off.
- Actually, it was quite a bargain, and cost me mere $250.
- ME: Thats interesting. You seem to have an obsession with Mickey Mouse and
- other rodents (looking around I see portraits of Mighty Mouse, Jerry,
- Speedy and others).
- HIM: Its just one of my hobbys.
- ME: Okay, anyway, on with the interview. We understand that you consider
- yourself, and I quote, "an expert on Primos". But we have seen
- conflicting views when it comes to the truth of this. Alot of people
- seem to think you don't know anything, and what you do know has been
- learned in a very short period of time. Is there any truth to this?
- HIM: Uh, would you like something to drink? Some treats perhaps? I have
- some excellent chees......
- ME: No thank you. Back to the question, are you really a Prime expert?
- HIM: Well, I, uh...I guess you could say that. Have you ever read my Prime...
- ME: No I havent. Sources tell me that you have claimed you had system access
- on the Henco Prime on Telenet. But my sources know for a fact that you
- haven't. Is there any truth to this?
- HIM: Well, no...
- ME: Thats what I thought. Also, I would like to bring up the little war
- between you and Evil Jay. You have claimed that the reason you didn't
- see eye-to-eye was because both of you were working on seperate versions.
- Yet, we both know that aside from versions lower than 19 there are
- not too many changes so we really dont understand your comment.
- HIM: What kind of interview is...
- ME: We also understand that you posted a message on Phantasie Realm that
- contained the, and I quote, "new 617 Cosmos dialups". Yet these dialups
- have been around for years and died more than a month before your post.
- Any comments, Codes?
- HIM: I....
- ME: Okay, how about your "Real Hackers, Phreakers and Trashers Guide".
- You made some interesting comments on there, such as, "Real phreaks are
- mostly pirates" and "Real phreaks dont have handles like Mr Phreak".
- You obviously didn't take a look at your own handle, but we will skip
- that little misunderstanding. The thing we find curious about the file
- was that it was written in January of this year (1987). At this time, you
- were a member on some respectful systems, such as Shadowspawn. What we
- cant understand is why a phreak, who is on some pretty good boards, would
- write such a rodentish file. Comments?
- HIM: You know how I feel about rodents. (HE glances fondly at Mickey portrait)
- ME: I see. How long have you been hacking a phreaking?
- HIM: Uh, about a year or les...
- ME: I see. Is it true you were an infamous TMC code poster last summer,
- sometimes posting up to 30 TMC codes per message, but never anything else?
- HIM: HEY, NOW WAI...
- ME: I see. Isn't it true that the majority of your posts since you have been
- accepted on some major boards, have been advertisments for your somewhat
- faulty Prime hacking files?
- HIM: You have to advertise nowadays to get any recognition for anything.
- You know?1
- ME: Well, isn't that special. We got a chance to see your application to
- Atlantis, and noticed that you said you had experience with Vax/VMS, RSTS
- and some other operating systems. But close sources who know you well
- tell us this is a lie, and if you did know anything its probably how to
- get a directory, chat with a user and other general crap. Is this true?
- HIM: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF INTERV...
- ME: Well thats about it for today. Thanks alot Codes Master. May the force
- be with you.
- HIM: WAIT A...(He starts to grab the interviewer...to Codes amazement, a mask
- falls off and...)
- HIM: EVIL JAY?!?!1
- ME: Thats right! We have you on tape now buddy. Your life is ruined...
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- The rest is to graphically violent to show here. But Jay emerged unscathed
- to hand us the copy of this interview. Codes was last seen walking towards
- Katheryn Hamilton Mental Center and had no comment.
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-
- So, we have unraveled the mysterys of one of the greatest posers of our
- time and exposed the man to what he really was all the time. A mouse.
- A fiendish poser, seeking to infilterate the higher levels of hacking and
- phreaking, for his own greedy amusement. Everything in this article was
- true, and we advise sysops to think twice about admitting Codes "Mighty
- Mouse" Master on your bulletin board system. Thank you and have a nice day.
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-
- -Tom
-