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- SOMETHING WHICH MIGHT, IN THE CORRECT FRAME OF MIND, LOOK SORT OF
- LIKE A TABLE OF CONTENTS
-
- Introduction: Welcome to the Tabloid Edition, mild format
- changes, other terribly dull stuff,why Not Skip This Section and
- Move on To Something More Interesting?, More!
-
- News: I Can't Even Begin.... See For Yourself.
-
- OTISian Rants: Presenting "SPODE" the World's First Word
- Disassociation Party Game, and "SCUD" The BITTERLY IRONIC Persian
- Gulf War Drinking Game!
-
- Other Rants: A Prominient Discordian Talks About "Popes" and How
- to Become One!, More Newsish Stuff, MORE!
-
- ----------------------------------------------------------------
- INTRODUCTION
- (Everything Forbidden is Optional)
-
- (Excuse me while I climb out from underneath this rock).
-
- Hi de o! Welcome to the first ever Purps Tabliod Special!
- That's right folks, I awoke to find this morning that we had a
- huge backlog of left over news articles here at the now fully air
- conditioned, and climate controlled Purps headquarters, and
- decided that most of them were just to plain funny to delete.
- So, since I took such a long vacation there over the holiday
- break, and ended up owing you all a few extra issues, I thought
- I'd crank out a special edition dedicated solely to what is,
- after all, one of our most popular features, news.
-
- Now don't look at me like that. I know that news is a dirty
- word these days, all of our eyeballs have probably gone dry the
- last few weeks from watching CNN (and now we know WHY it's on 24
- hours a day, don't we?) waiting for the Israeli prime minister to
- anounce that after all this time being patient he's giving up on
- the US restraint policy and going nuclear, or for a pentagon
- official to come on and explain how he decided that since the
- ground toops were going to have to go in ANYWAY he thought why
- not just send them in NOW and get it over with, and we've all had
- it up to here with that kind of news.
-
- WELL, RESTASSURED, TRUE BELIEVERS, THAT IS NOT THE TYPE OF
- NEWS YOU WILL FIND HERE IN PURPS.
-
- Oh no! We here at Purps HAVE NOT abandoned our firm policy
- of keeping depressing reality and this magazine at least an arm's
- length apart. No CNN here. No, instead, we have FUNNY NEWS.
- That's right, true believers, no straight-faced field reports
- here, just the kind of good wholesome quality news one finds in
- magazines like the Fortean Times and Weekly World News. That's
- right, true believers, Captions like ELVIS IS CARRYING MY CHILD!,
- not Pentagon Says War Will Last Months.
-
- Which is not to say it's all news. For example, SPODE (TM)
- the Party Game is introduced this week (in the spirit of a long
- standing IGHF flirtation with marketing failures), and I stuck a
- long article about peace protests (alright, a little bit of
- reality) in the "Last Word" section because a: I think peace
- should have the last word, and b: I know Scott Simpson will be
- interested in that and he tells me HE NEVER READS THIS ALL THE
- WAY THROUGH. Well, you'll HAVE to this week, won't you Scott?
- The world's been monopolizing your television set a lot lately.
- Stop for a minute and poke fun at it.
-
- _______
- News
- -------
-
- PURPS.STUFF--
- HEY BLATHERHEAD! Quartz.rutgers.edu has GRACIOUSLY
- posted some of the Purps.arh materials at their anonymous FTP
- site. If You have Unix, go get 'em.
-
- NEWS
-
- > 1/18/91 - A judge admonished the Radnor, PA police fro pret-
- > ending that a Xerox copy machine was a lie detector.
- > Officers had placed a metal colander on the head of
- > a suspect and attached the colander to the copier
- > with metal wires. In the copy machine was a type-
- > message which read "He's lying". According to UPI,
- > "Each time investigators received answers they did
- > not fancy, they pushed the copy button. Out came
- > the message, "He's lying"." Apparently convinced
- > the machine was accurate, the suspect confessed.
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
- When police officers in Hermiston, Oregon, left the interrogation room
- briefly after questioning 36-year-old Richard Meacham about arson charges in
- December, Meacham reportedly set fire to his chair.
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- One of 2 horses killed by a truck on a highway near Houston in March was
- buried on the median strip by a uniformed burial crew. A representative of
- Houston's solid waste management department whose crew arrived after the
- burial said he had no idea who the free-lance crew was or where it came
- from.
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- From: VAX001::MARGARET "FORGET ALL ABOUT EQUALITY... LET'S PLAY MASTER
- AND SERVANT"
- NEWS from CNN:
-
- A large protest occured yesterday in Red Square. Hard Line communists were
- calling for the arrest of Boris Yeltsin, and the resignation of Gorbechev.
- Also present were arabs chanting anti-american slogans.
- -The Antichrist
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- From the corrections column in a July _Fresno (Calif.) Bee_: "An item in
- Thursday's [issue] about the Massachusetts budget crisis made reference to
- new taxes that will help put Massachusetts `back in the African-American.'
- The item should have said, `back in the black'"
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- High school baseball coach David Moskovitz, charged with soliciting a
- prositute in Daytona Beach, Florida, in August, denied he charge. After the
- police decoy testified that she asked Moskovitz and his friend if they
- wanted sex and that both men nodded their heads, Moskovitz countered, "She's
- saying we implied an answer by the nod of our heads."
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------
- In July a New York appeals court upheld a 1983 verdict against the NY
- Transit Authority. Celestino Lucas had leapt onto the subway tracks & lay
- spread-eagled across them briefly but then tried to get up as a train
- entered the station. He sued the transit auth. because the engineer was not
- able to stop the train in time, resulting in Lucas losing both legs below
- the knee. Lucas could be awarded as much as $600,000.
- In September the prosecutor in Virginia Beach, VA, dropped the charges
- against Aimee Ashton, 17, for holding a dripping ice cream cone outside her
- car window. The prosecutor said it was a "close" decision to drop the case
- because a "large amount" of ice cream was involved.
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- Evelyn Sharpe filed a $750,000 lawsuit in Knoxville, TN, in July against
- hair-dresser Ruth Coatney, who had accused Sharpe of having a case of "dog
- mumps" when she came in for her appointment. Further, Coatney allegedly
- "barked" at Sharpe, causing her to flee, trip & fall, and break her hip.
- ----------------------------------------------------------------
- OTISIAN RANTS
- ----------------------------------------------------------------
-
- THIS WEEK: TWO PARTY GAMES, PHONE LINES TO HELL, MORE!
-
- From: VAX001::SCHROEDER "Screaming Prophet of OTIS Triumphant"
- To: SPODE,POPE
- CC: REALITY
- Subj: SPODE -- the game
-
- The Reverend Rhobb, Screaming Prophet of OTIS Triumphant, hereby announces
- the divinely-inspired discovery of a new entertaining diversion for all true
- followers of OTIS! Ladies and gentlemen, ocelots and tree frogs, this is
- what you've all been waiting for:
-
- _SPODE_
-
- The Word Disassociation Game
-
-
- Number of Players: 2 to Lots
- Object: To win, or just to generally have fun, while converting innocent
- bystanders to the Last True Faith On This Pathetic Little Planet.
-
- Players need to sit or stand or whatever in a roughly circular formation.
- One person, probably the one who has taken it upon him/her/it self to be the
- person who says "Hey, let's play Spode," shall start. This person says a
- word. Any word. The next person counterclockwise around the circle says
- that word and then another word. The second word must have absolutely
- nothing to do with the first word. If the two are related, the player is
- out for the round. The next player counterclockwise starts over with a new
- word.
-
- There is some time limit imposed on each player, but not one that is
- measured or anything anal like that. It's fairly obvious when someone is
- so boggled by what's just been said that they're not going to say anything
- coherent for minutes. If you want to try to speed things up by imposing a
- stricter time limit, do so. See what I care.
-
- Note: Short phrases are to be considered suitable "words" for the game.
-
- After one person has won the round, all players chorus "HAIL SPODE!" for the
- edification of their audience.
-
- A sample four-player game might go something like this:
- 1) Antelope.
- 2) Antelope awning.
- 3) Awning Star Trek.
- 4) Star Trek intestines.
- 1) Intestines leapfrog.
- 2) Leapfrog dismantle.
- 3) Dismantle genitalia.
- 4) [Falls out of chair giggling...]
- 1) Yellow.
- 2) Yellow banana. [Realizes that these are connected.] Damn!
- 3) Kumquat.
- 1) Kumquat leopard.
- 3) Leopard alchemy.
- 1) Alchemy trestle.
- 3) Trestle woodpecker.
- 1) Woodpecker tube socks.
- 3) [Stares into space with sweat beading on forehead. Brain has
- stopped.]
- 1) Time's up! I win!
- ALL) HAIL SPODE!
-
- How related words can be and still be allowable is a matter to be decided by
- those who happen to be playing at the time. We decided that a combination
- like "Blood medicine." was allowable, though barely. "Carton milk." is
- right out. Any combination of the words "rock," "paper," and "scissors" is
- to be frowned upon. One player objected to the use of the word "sperm
- whale" on the grounds that sperm whales are the center of the Universe and
- therefore anything he said would be related to them. We didn't let him get
- away with it. Even though a player had meant "large metal object that
- shoots things" when he said "tank," the next player was disqualified for
- saying "Tank fish."
-
- A variant of this could be developed as a drinking game fairly easily. We
- were sober when we invented the game, though most of us had just finished a
- sweat and were rather "high on life." We played for a good hour, in a
- coffee shop, giggling loudly the whole time. Four people were in on it, but
- I'm sure that pretty much any number could play. Be warned: it really does
- boggle the mind. Enjoy.
-
-
- _SPODE_
-
- Brought to you by Reverend Rhobb, Screaming Prophet of OTIS Triumphant.
- Thanks to Chris Patterson, Kenny Talley, and Jason Orloff for being a part
- of the inspiration.
- --------------------------------------------------------------------------
- From: VAX001::WINS%"FAUVAX::BARKER@SERVAX.FIU.EDU" 2-JAN-1991 07:46:36.18
- To: STEVENSJ
- Subj: Religious bombardment
- (I got me a usenet feed now yippie!)
- Post: 1726 of 1728
- From: telecom@eecs.nwu.edu (TELECOM Moderator)
- Newsgroups: comp.dcom.telecom
- Subject: Praise the Lord and Pass the RF Filters
- Date: 1 Jan 91 06:00:00 GMT
- Organization: TELECOM Digest
- Approved: Telecom@eecs.nwu.edu
- X-Submissions-To: telecom@eecs.nwu.edu
- X-Administrivia-To: telecom-request@eecs.nwu.edu
- X-Telecom-Digest: Volume 11, Issue 3, Message 5 of 5
-
- [Moderator's Note: This article first appeared in TELECOM Digest on
- Thursday, June 22, 1989. (Volume 9, Issue 208). I thought newer
- readers would enjoy seeing it and older readers might enjoy a repeat
- as we end one year and start another. Since this was written, most of
- the problems have been corrected. PAT]
-
- Indiana Bell service in the northeast section of Hammond, IN has gone
- to hell, but the telco says its not their fault, and they are trying
- to work with the people involved to correct the problem.
-
- For instance, consider the case of Steve Gescheidler, a resident of
- north Hammond, living just a few blocks from the Illinois/Indiana
- state line: he shares a party line with Jesus. When he picks up his
- telephone, a voice will often be on the wire reading from Ephesians,
- or bellowing at him to repent before he Burns In Hell forever.
- Sometimes the voice is trying to sell him spiritually enlightening
- audio tapes -- Visa and MasterCard accepted, of course.
-
- His neighbor around the corner, Judy Maruszczak, has a heavenly
- instrument also: When she tries to make a phone call, it will often
- times be drowned out by hand-clapping gospel music. Her VCR also likes
- to preach to her.
-
- The Hammond legal firm of Efron and Efron owns a pious dictaphone
- machine. When the secretary is in the midst of transcribing legalese,
- threats of fire and brimstone suddenly are heard on the tape. In
- addition, their phone system is electronic, and when they put calls on
- hold, as often as not a few seconds later the hold is broken and the
- call is lost. Several times per day the phone will ring, and no one is
- on the line at all.
-
- Linda Reynolds, another resident in the area said her television, her
- VCR and her cordless phone all began urging her down the righteous
- path last fall. She said sometimes at night the cordless phone begins
- ringing by itself, and going off hook for no reason, tying up their
- wire-line.
-
- Nine year old Tommy Kotul learned how to find salvation while he was
- trying to play 'Sports Baseball', an Atari game cartridge. He also
- said that one day in school, a choir started singing hymns over the
- school's public address system, which is in the form of speakerphones
- connected to the intercom phone on each teacher's desk.
-
- Although the sanctified interference shows up in the damndedest ways,
- on all sorts of electronic gizmos, it invariably is on the phone lines
- of the good (and presumably by now, God-fearing) residents of North
- Hammond, an Indiana community which straddles the Illinois state line
- with the communities of Burnham and Calumet City, Illinois to the
- south and west, and Chicago at it's northwest tip on the state line.
-
- So people began asking Indiana Bell, "what the heck is this, anyway?"...
-
- WYCA-FM Christian Broadcasters, Inc. ... that's what it is ... this
- religious station, operating at 92.3 on the dial, licensed in Hammond,
- IN, with transmitter facilities in Burnham, IL is the culprit.
- Operating with an antenna height of 500 feet, and 50,000 watts of
- radiated power, the folks at WYCA-FM Christian Broadcasters, Inc. are
- literally *saturating* a two mile area around the northern end of the
- Indiana/Illinois state line, 24 hours per day, seven days per week.
-
- Gescheidler lives about four blocks from WYCA's transmitter. He first
- began noticing the sanctified interference last fall, and it became
- louder and louder as the months went on, always on his end. "It seems
- like when I am in the middle of an important conversation, some
- preacher always comes on and tells me I'm going to Hell," he said,
- adding that the phone lines had already gone to hell, and no one
- seemed to give a damn about it.
-
- After complaining several times to Indiana Bell, Gescheidler and his
- neighbors complained to the Federal Communications Commission, the
- Indiana Utilities Regulatory Commission, and finally to the radio
- station itself. No one, he realized, least of all the radio station,
- was willing to take any responsibility for the problem.
-
- WYCA isn't breaking any broadcasting rules according to Paul Gomell,
- an FCC Chicago office technician whose duties include periodic
- examination of WYCA's equipment. "The home equipment is probably not
- adequately filtered," he said.
-
- "The problem has nothing to do with Indiana Bell's equipment," said
- Delores Steur-Wagner, Indiana Bell's community affairs manager for
- Hammond. "If there are complaints, they should go to the FCC."
-
- Chris Alexander, Dallas-based Vice President-Engineering for WYCA-FM
- Christian Broadcasters' parent corporation said, "The signal is so
- strong, you expect this kind of interference in devices that are not
- well-shielded. We try to advise people as best we can, and we have
- worked closely with Indiana Bell and Illinois Bell to resolve
- complaints."
-
- In November, 1986, the station raised its antenna to 500 feet from 400
- feet, and increased its power from 30,000 to 50,000 watts, Alexander
- said. "We made these changes only after receiving permission to do so
- from the Federal Communications Commission." Alexander said that this
- change in power and antenna height created a so-called 'blanketing
- area' -- an area of about 1.7 miles in any direction of the
- transmitter and antenna -- where the signal is so strong and so
- permeating, it is literally everywhere, in everything.
-
- "Indeed this is the case," said one neighbor five blocks from the
- site. "I have gone for early morning walks in the open field where
- the antenna is constructed. In the crisp, early morning air, you can
- almost feel the signal; smell that ozone; sense the corona."
-
- Alexander said, "We operate completely within the law. We observe all
- FCC regulations at all times." He noted that one condition for the
- change in antenna height and power output being granted by the
- Commission was that WYCA was ordered to assume responsibility for
- correcting certain types of radio interference in an area 1.7 miles in
- any direction of the station for a period of *one year* afterward.
- Alexander said during that time they worked closely with the telcos
- involved and "....anyone who complained about interference was given
- free of charge the filtering devices they needed ... some of our
- people helped install them ... just what the FCC said we had to do, we
- did it, in the geographic area required, for the length of time
- required...."
-
- Alexander noted one of the first complaints about the increased power
- came when prosecutors in a federal drug trial in Hammond tried to play
- wiretap evidence for the jury: instead, the tape recorder offered up
- hymns and homilies.
-
- Paul Gomell of the FCC noted that they have received complaints about
- the station relating to answering machines, speed-dialing equipment,
- cordless phones, cheapie phones, hold buttons, Touch-Tone service, and
- VCR's. These appurtenances and others -- like the preaching Atari game
- -- lend to the appearance that God is everywhere, at least in Hammond.
-
- One Indiana Bell service representative spoke, on the condition that
- she could remain nameless, saying that the telco had handled over 130
- WYCA-related problems in the past year, but Bell spokeswoman
- Steur-Wagner said the company does not keep track of such things and
- she had no way of confirming this report.
-
- The next step to reduce the interference -- with no guarentees that it
- will completely end -- is to have all the interior phone wire shielded
- in steel casings, said Tim Timmons, Indiana Bell's regional
- maintainence manager for northern Indiana, "...plus of course have
- good filtering where the phone lines come into the building..."
-
- "What a deal!", said Gescheidler. He recently priced the job at $300
- per phone from an independent contractor. "Indiana Bell said *maybe*
- they could do it a little cheaper for us ... but they say it is not
- their obligation to resolve the problem any further." He mentioned
- that, "...one day some guy from WYCA came here with a phone man; they
- had some cheapie looking filter they plugged in ... it didn't seem to
- do any good."
-
- Although the parent corporation of WYCA in Dallas may have good public
- relations, the neighborhood says local staff at WYCA-FM Christian
- Broadcasters, Inc. isn't at all concerned any longer. "They have heard
- so many complaints I guess they quit listening to them any longer,"
- said a neighbor. "When I called one day -- one day when it seemed like
- they were much louder than usual -- and asked them in a nice way
- couldn't they modulate their signal a little better, a lady there told
- me I was being blasphemous. She told me it was anti-religious to
- complain. She said I should be thankful that I was able to hear the
- Word of God, and she hoped I would someday realize I would Burn In
- Hell without accepting Jesus as my Savior. That's the last time I
- bothered calling *them* to complain. Now the FCC and Indiana Bell say
- *they* can't do any more either?"
-
- No madame, they cannot. As Chris Alexander, VP-Engineering has
- explained time and again when asked, the Corporation follows all FCC
- rules at all times. "We ALWAYS do exactly what the government tells us
- to do," he said.
-
- And Indiana Bell brings the wire to the drop by your house. They say
- the line is as clean as it can be at that point. You do the rest.
-
- An old folk-prayer says, "My Lord ... nothing is going to happen that
- You and I can't handle together. Amen." But one can have too much
- togetherness, as the residents of North Hammond will attest.
-
- Said Steve Gescheidler, "On the radio, they are praying for me.
- Meanwhile, I am praying for a phone line I can talk on without being
- disrupted by the choir and the organist."
-
- Radio Station WYCA-FM
- Studios and Executive Offices
- 6336 Calumet Avenue
- Hammond, IN 46301
- 92.3 on FM dial throughout northern Illinois and northern Indiana.
-
- [Moderator's Note, appended 1/1/91: Shortly after this article
- appeared, tbe FCC instructed WYCA to intensify their efforts to
- resolve the problems of the Hammond residents. 'Better' RF filters
- were devised and technical help was given in their installation. For
- about a month, WYCA was required to announce over the air at intervals
- that assistance would be provided freely on request to anyone within a
- 1.7 mile radius of the transmitter experiencing problems. There have
- been no recent complaints, so I assume things are better now. PAT]
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- From: VAX001::WINS%"<liza@media-lab.media.mit.edu>"
- Subj: a new version of Star Trek...
-
- From brent@media-lab.media.mit.edu Tue Jan 22 13:39:53 1991
- To: big-politix@media-lab.media.mit.edu
- Subject: in case you missed it...
- Date: Tue, 22 Jan 91 13:28:40 EST
- From: Brent Britton <brent@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
-
- ------- Forwarded Message
- [many headers deleted]
-
- It's the PERSIAN GULF PARTY GAME!
-
- From: berryh@udel.edu (John Berryhill)
- Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
- Date: 20 Jan 91 07:18:40 GMT
- Organization: University of Delaware
-
- The order of channel-hopping is NBC, ABC, CBS, and CNN, at each commercial,
- unless otherwise indicated by further rules, the channel is changed.
-
- If you hear someone on TV say "scud," take a swig of beer and change
- the channel except during scud attacks (see below).
-
- If someone says "Patriot," everyone in the room must salute. The last
- person to salute takes a shot.
-
- If a scud attack is reported, everyone must hold their breath. The first
- person to breathe must go to a sealed room while everyone else takes a shot.
- That player remains in the room until the "all clear" is sounded.
-
- If someone says "somewhere in eastern Saudi Arabia" everyone must shout
- "Dhahran." The last person takes a shot and must forego the next "scud."
- The same applies for shouting "Riyadh" upon hearing the phrase "a large
- airbase in central Saudi Arabia." Anyone naming the wrong city must
- also take a shot unless they shout "Taif" before they are called on the
- error.
-
- Whenever Wolf Blitzer appears on the screen, everyone must shout
- "woof woof" and drink a wine spritzer.
-
- A shot of Kahlua and coffee is kept on the table. Whenever the phrase
- "ground war," "ground assault," or "ground attack" are used, the first
- person to grab the shot gets it.
-
- Every time Dan Rather says something stupid, all shout "change the
- channel." The last person to do so takes a shot and is forced to watch CBS
- on another TV until the next "scud." I realize that this one is a judgement
- call, but the odds are that it won't be long before he says something
- stupid anyway. Of course, if Sam Donaldson is on ABC change the channel
- immediately but I probably don't have to tell you that.
- - - - --
- John Berryhill
- - - ------- End of forwarded message -------
-
- Have fun,
-
-
- (in which everything worth knowing about absolutely everything will be
- revealed!)
- ===============================================================
- OTHER RANTS
- ===============================================================
- (in which absolutely nothing will be revealed at all)
-
- THIS WEEK: How To Become a "Pope", Movie Blunders, More!
-
- <<< DISK$APPL_CONF:[NOTES$LIBRARY]RELIGION.NOTE;1 >>>
- -< A place to discuss religion and religious philosophy >-
- ============================================================================
- Note 12.5 The Discordian Society 5 of 64
- SITVXC::U91_RBAIN "Sir Realist" 103 lines 1-MAY-1990
- -< You're a Pope? So what! >-
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- this bit is not from the Principia.
-
- You have been warned.
-
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On =Popes= ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-
- A curious thing has occurred in several religions--the
- general public of the "conventional" faiths has somehow been convinced
- that a hierarchial structure is inherent in the tenets of their
- delusional system. Usually, this takes the form of one "Prophet", High
- priest, "Pope" or whatever at the top, and a whole bunch of helpers.
- This could be considered a good thing, as it gives the religious
- "leaders"
- (sometimes accurately referred to as "sheperds") a form of gainful
- employment, keeping them off the streets.
- Unfortunately, it also causes the infamous SNAFU Principle ("Accurate
- Communication is only possible between equals") to latch on
- to the "Church", with the inevitable results--Hardening of the
- Orthodoxies, Inquisitions, Stagnation, and other bad vibes. In more
- anarchistic (anarchism="without governors") faiths, the petrification
- tends to be much slower, and I humbly submit that we in the One True
- True Faith (that's DISCORDIANISM, you bozos!) have found a simple and,
- in retrospect, glaringly obvious way to avoid joining the Defamation
- League--since it is inherent in our faith that EVERYONE can contact
- thw Goddess Eris Discordia directly via their Pineal Glands, EVERYONE
- has the One True Faith for themselves, and is totally infallible on
- theological and moral matters. Most people do this automatically--"I am
- RIGHT. You are WRONG." being the most common example. Thus, the only
- logical thing to do was to make EVERYONE a =Pope=, and let them do
- whatever they damn well pleased. Non-Discordians are also all =Pope=s,
- and can be informed of this fact by being given "=Pope= Cards". But
- now, the electronic media has supplanted the printing press, which
- gives me a dandy idea: the Catholic Vatican, run by some old queen who
- thinks he's the ONLY "=Pope=", (we sent him a =Pope= card, so he's a
- Catholic =Pope= and a Discordian =Pope=, too!) recently announced that
- "Cardinals" (a sort of priest) can give "Indulgences" (a way of buying
- off Hell Time) over the radio. Well, if they can Indulge sins over the
- radio, we can give Ponifications via computer.
-
- As of this moment, EVERYONE reading this message is officially
- a =Pope= of the Discordian Society,
- and thus may:
-
- 1: Contact Eris by meditating on their Pineal Gland.
- (If the Pineal doesn't seem to be working, try the Appendix which works
- almost as well.)
- 2: Excommunicate anyone they don't like--this means when
- they die, they don't go where you do, which MIGHT be a good thing for
- both of you...
- 3: Be Totally Infallible on all matters of Religion,
- Ethics, and Politics. (It IS possible for multiple conflicting views to
- all be correct--rember the five blind men with the elephant?)
- 4: Give themselves Holy Names,(we're not the only ones who
- do this - was Pope Paul the son of Mr. & Mrs. VI?) start their own
- Church,
- try to attract gullible followers, act as pompous as they like, and
- 5: "Henceforth take crap from nobody," as =Pope= Dr.
- Mordecai Malignatus said.
-
- ------------
- From: VAX001::HOPKINSM "MY NAME IS ELMER J. FUDD, MILLIONARE. I OWN A
- MANSION AND A YACHT."
- Subj: movie goofs list
- Reply-To: bakker@batserver.cs.uq.oz.au
- Organization: Computer Science Department, The University of Queensland,
- Brisbane, Australia
- Lines: 152
- Apparently-To: hopkinsm@vax001.kenyon.edu
-
- List of Movie Goofs - sent in by kind netters.
- (Apparently no-one on the net has collated an ongoing list of these
- yet! I am willing to receive any goofs that folks
- send to me, and mail updated lists to all those who ask.)
- ----
- Total Recall : In the 'elevator' scene, Richter and his men are
- running to the elevator...past a blue screen
-
- Star Wars : When the stormtroopers break into the control room,
- one of them bangs his head on the door.
-
- The Breakfast Club : When the teacher is in the basement looking
- at the files, the index card on the open drawer is in two different
- positions depending on the angle of the camera.
-
- -----
- watch pretty woman - while they are having breakfast - watch the
- donut/roll/pancake julia roberts is eating - it keeps switching -
- very bad editting!
- ------
- There's a scene in Wall Street where Gekko is walking around giving
- a speech in a boardroom. It's dark outside, and the boom mike is
- clearly visible in the window following him around.
- ------
- _Video_Review_ magazine does a monthly column on mistakes,
- such as Sean Connery's self-buttoning collar button in _The
- Untouchables_. It's a lot of fun.
- -----
-
- * Handmaid's Tale
- Scene where Ophra(sp?) is holding yarn for Major's Wife, the amount
- of yarn jump around erratically.
-
- * Clockwork Orange
- Scene where Alex returns to "Home" were he raped the author's wife.
- He is eating some spagetti and drinking some wine, the amount of
- wine in his glass and the amount os spagetti on his plate jumps
- around in a unnatural manner.
-
- -----
- Total Recall:
- Just after arnie has killed his first four he goes back to his apartment and
- talks to his wife. He places boths hands on either side of her head and
- pretty much immediately afterwards he shows her his blood covered hands.
- She doesn't of course have any blood on her face!
- ------
- Ghost:
- In the scene where Demi and Pat are making pottery in the middle of
- the night, they both cover their hands in wet clay. Before you know
- it they're bumping and grinding and running their hands through each
- other's hair - and their hands are clean!
- -----
- From the book "Film Flubs: Memorable Movie Mistakes" by Bill Given:
- Sample given in newspaper article about the book
-
- * Pretty Woman
- Julia Roberts starts undressing Richard Gere, Gere's tie and collar
- go from being untied and unbuttoned to being tied and buttoned, then
- back again, all in a matter of seconds.
-
- * Born on the Fourth of July
- set in 1968-69 includes Don McLean's American Pie, released in 1971
-
- * Intolerance [1916]
- shot includes director's assistant clad in coat in tie in scene set
- in ancient Babylon\
-
- * Die Hard II
- Pacific Bell phones in Dulles Airport
-
- * Green Berets
- John Wayne goes eastward into the sunset
-
- * Cleopatra
- She goes thru that arch. Cleopatra died in 30 BC, the arch was
- consturcted in 300 AD.
-
- * Jagged Edge
- Glenn Close's outfit changes from gray to blue to brown in a
- a courtroom sequence.
-
- * The Jewel of the Nile
- Kathleen Turner jumps onto a train wearing canvas slip-on that
- change to leather sandals that change back to canvas shoe later
- in the scence.
-
- * Anatomy of a Murder
- Lee Remick has a skirt when she gets up to leave a cafe. By
- the time she gets outside, she's wearing slacks.
-
- * Batman
- In the scene in which Jack Nicholson and his gang deface
- a collection of of paintings, one canvas has pink handprints
- on it in one shot bun not in a later shot.
-
- * The King and I
- During Yul Brynner's "Is a Puzzlement" number, the earring he
- wears in some shots is absent in others. It also shifts from
- ear to ear.
-
- * Look Who's Talking
- While John Travolta and Kristie Alley drive around in search of a
- missing child, Travolta has on sunglasses in the shots taken from
- outside the car but not those taken inside.
-
- * Twins
- During a conversation between Arnol Schwarzenegger and Danny
- DeVito in a bar restroom, a bottle of beer shifts from one
- towel dispensor to another.
-
- * The Two Jakes
- Although the film is set in 1948, Jack Nicholson strolls past
- an automatic teller machine.
-
- * Scarface
- Set in 1980, the movie includes a billboard for a 1984 Corvette
- and a vending machine for USA Today, which began in 1982
-
- * Born on the Fourth of July
- In a protest scene outside the 1972 Republican convention, a
- Vietnam veteran has on Reeboks, which weren't introduced until
- 1978
-
- * Driving Mis Daisy
- Jessica Tandy and Morgan Freeman's encounter with state troopers
- clearly takes place in Alabama. The trooper, however, wear
- George Patches on their uniforms.
-
- * Halloween
- Although the story takes place in Illinois, all the cars have
- California license plates.
-
- * Gremlins
- Zach Galligan's Volkswagen changes color twice in the course
- of a few minutes.
-
- * Pet Sematary
- While daddy Dale Midkeff kneels by his son's grave, the nearby
- flowers change from purple to yellow.
-
-
- Thanks to: Mike Gaines, Owen Blevins, Mark Anderson,
- Rick Bakker, Sweaty Betty, Lee Cochenour, Bill Given, Bryce Rumbles.
-
- paultje
- bakker@batserver.cs.uq.oz.au
-
- --
- --Paul Bakker email: bakker@batserver.cs.uq.oz.au
- --Dept. of Scatology "Love between the ugly
- --University of Qld Is the most beautiful love of all"
- --Gondwanaland - T. Rundgren
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
- LAST WORD!!!
-
- This Week: Peace Protests Around the World!
-
- From: VAX001::WINS%"FAUVAX::BARKER@SERVAX.FIU.EDU" 24-JAN-1991 17:21:07.49
- To: STEVENSJ
- Subj: riot round up
-
- From: eiverson@NMSU.EDU
- Subject: [hmuskat@cdp.UUCP: DEMO ROUNDUP FROM PEACE NEWS 1.2.9]
- To: paul_iverson@qmrelay.mail.cornell.edu, LI01040@UMNACVX.BITNET,
- eiverson@NMSU.EDU, bwdavies@rodan.acs.syr.EDU, barker@ACC.FAU.EDU,
- keating@ux.acs.umn.edu, eap@gauss.pha.jhu.EDU, mleisher@NMSU.EDU,
- shelmrei@NMSU.EDU, niall@NMSU.EDU, owhite@dante
- Message-Id: <9101242111.AA04164@NMSU.Edu>
- From: hmuskat@cdp.UUCP
- Newsgroups: alt.activism
- Subject: DEMO ROUNDUP FROM PEACE NEWS 1.2.9
- Date: 23 Jan 91 12:40:00 GMT
-
-
- Subject: DEMO ROUNDUP FROM PEACE NEWS 1.2.9
-
- Reed (kpfa) -- you may have alreadyseeen this,
- but thought I would flag it for you just in case.
-
- Hal
- -----------------------
- /* Written 5:24 pm Jan 22, 1991 by gn:warresisters in cdp:mideast.actions
- */
- /* ---------- "DEMO ROUNDUP FROM PEACE NEWS 1.2.9" ---------- */
- The first demonstrations against the Gulf war began minutes
- after it was confirmed that US warplanes had bombed Baghdad.
- In the USA, spontaneous protests began outside the White
- House, Washington DC, and the United Nations building, New
- York City, as well as in several other cities.
-
- Lafayette Park (also known as Peace Park) in Washington has
- had a continuous peace presence since the night of 16 January.
- On Saturday 19 January between 30,000 and 100,000 attended a
- demonstration which had been -- prior to the outbreak of war -
- - a major bone of contention between rival groups within the
- peace movement. In Boston, 200 supporters of the war attacked
- anti-war demonstrators, while in Los Angeles, San Francisco,
- and Birmingham, Alabama there were mass arrests. In San
- Francisco, the Bay Bridge has been blocked twice by
- protesters.
-
- The scale of protest in GERMANY has been massive, with opinion
- polls suggesting that 70-80 per cent of the population oppose
- the war. All major German universities, with the exception of
- Munich, are either occupied or on strike. Students have
- rallied to the slogan "It's war time. Boycott your usual
- routine", and have set up blockades on streets, roads, and at
- airports to draw attention to the war. In Berlin,
- demonstrators rolled barrels of paint from the Iraqi
- diplomatic mission to US army headquarters, leaving a
- blood-red trail between the two buildings.
-
- Media coverage in Germany has been very supportive. In the
- state of Lower Saxony, the prime minister, a Social Democrat,
- called for mass public participation in anti-war
- demonstrations. Die Grnen have called for resistance to
- military service as a response to the outbreak of war, and
- groups throughout the country have offered sanctuary, both to
- soldiers deserting from belligerent armies and to Arab
- residents of Germany who are being victimised by the police
- and others.
-
- In PARIS, a demonstration was announced for the evening of the
- 17th but was banned by the city's chief of police. After
- urgent interventions by British CND and the Finnish peace
- movement, the ban was rescinded, and despite the lack of
- notice 100,000 turned out. The CGT trade union federation
- asked workers to start assemblies, debates, consultations, and
- strikes in response to the outbreak of war. Demonstrations
- have continued in all major French cities.
-
- In BELGIUM, Forum voor Vredesaktie (the renamed Flemish WRI
- section) held a daily vigil, demanding "active diplomacy", at
- the Foreign Affairs Ministry in Brussels from 10-16 January.
- Since then, the Coalition to Prevent War in the Middle East
- has held vigils at the US and Iraqi Embassy and a
- 30,000-strong demonstration on Sunday, 20 January.
-
- IRISH peace activists have picketed Shannon Airport since
- December, demanding an end to landing rights for Gulf-based US
- military flights (there have been 88 refuelling stops since
- August). On 17 January 1200 people attended an all-day rally
- in Dublin, and additional rallies have been held outside the
- US and British embassies, as well as the foreign ministry.
- Irish CND is pressing the Irish government to go to the
- International Court in the Hague to seek an Advisory Opinion
- on UN Resolution 678. They argue that this violates Articles
- 41 and 42 of the UN charter. Meanwhile, the Irish government
- refuses to impose the press censorship rules for Gulf coverage
- adopted by the USA, the UK, and France.
-
- In BELFAST, Santa Claus took a letter to the US consulate the
- day the bombing began: "in December it's peace and goodwill,
- in January it's obliterate them". A daily vigil is being held
- at City Hall and Mairead Maguire (ne Corrigan), Nobel Peace
- Prizewinner, has begun a 40-day fast for peace.
-
- In CATALONIA, people have been placing white sheets with black
- ribbons in their windows as a protest against the war.
- Demonstrations throughout the state of Spain the previous
- weekend had attracted close to two million.
-
- NORWAY has one ship in the Gulf, and has sent missiles "on
- loan" to Turkey. Demonstrations have been low-key, due to the
- death of the king on 17 January, but there have been small
- demonstrations in front of parliament and the US embassy.
-
- An anti-war organisation in SWITZERLAND has declared Geneva to
- be a protection zone for military deserters. There were
- demonstrations in the Square of Nations on the Thursday and
- Saturday.
-
- In AUSTRALIA, news of the war brought people out on to the
- streets in Sydney and Melbourne, blocking traffic; on Saturday
- there were large demonstrations in all major cities, with
- 60,000 in Sydney and 15,000 in Adelaide. Constant vigils have
- been maintained in Sydney and Melbourne. On 21 January
- demonstrators converged on Canberra for the reconvening of
- parliament. (Australia has two frigates and a supply ship in
- the Gulf.)
-
- A national day of women's protest was held on the 18th in
- CANADA. A fast for peace has been started in Montreal.
- Impromptu rallies were held in small and large cities across
- the country, while in other centres organising efforts for 26
- January, the previously-designated international day of
- action, have continued.
-
- Groups in INDIA have held actions calling for an immediate
- ceasefire. There have been clashes between groups of
- protesters in BANGLADESH, while in PAKISTAN, pro-Iraqi
- demonstrations have taken on an anti-government tone. The
- Iraqi press attache in Islamabad has been declared persona non
- grata after being suspected of organising proSaddam
- demonstrations. (Pakistan has troops in the southwest and
- northeast of Saudi Arabia, under Saudi command.)
-
- There have been mass meetings in TURKEY, now the base for the
- US-led alliance's "second front" against Iraq. A young woman,
- arrested for putting up a poster reading "No to War!" at her
- school, spoke to a meeting in Istanbul, following her release
- from prison where she spent two months on remand. She faced a
- ten-year sentence for her "offence".
-
- In the UK, 5-6000 marched down Whitehall to hold a "people's
- assembly" against the Gulf war in Parliament Square on the
- night the UN deadline expired. Two days later, a similar
- number returned to protest against the start of hostilities,
- but were forced to turn back. On the 19th, demonstrations were
- held in London, Oxford, Brighton, Leeds, York, and Glasgow,
- but turnout was much lighter than on the previous Saturday,
- when about 50,000 had demonstrated in London and 10-12,000 in
- Glasgow.
-
- From Peace News 2338 (1 February 1991). Please attribute if
- reprinting. Information gathered from PNB (World Peace
- Council, Helsinki), IPCC (Vredeshuis, Brussels), and GreenNet.
-
- See also topic "Contact numbers from Peace News" in this conference.
- ______________________________________________________________
- From: VAX001::CARLBERG "REID S. CARLBERG" 14-DEC-1990 20:36:44.49
- To: KLEINSR
- CC:
- Subj: some information
-
- Here is some information that, while not weird, I would love for you
- to spread via you dis list.
-
- Address for Bush:
-
- President George Bush
- The White House
- Washington, DC 20500
- comment line: (202) 456-1111
-
- Senators
- Name
- US Senate
- Washington, DC 20510
-
- Representatives
- Name
- House of Representatives
- Washington, DC 20515
-
- Phone number for congress
- (202) 224-3121
- Please use these to tell the people we pay to adminstrate our country
- what you think they should do about the Gulf. I only wish they were hooked
- to internet. That would be easy. Theyw ould hate us.
-
- ________________________________________________________________
- THE PURPLE THUNDERBOLT OF SPODE ISSUE # 12
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- Neither censored nor edited. Deal.
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