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- │ The Phone Losers Of America │
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- │ Numbers To Call When You're Bored Out Of Your Skull - RedBoxChiliPepper │
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- │ Written On November 19, 1994 Last Revision On January 5, 1995 │
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- │ For Informational Purposes Only. We're Not Responsible For Your Stupidity. │
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- So you've learned a billion new neat-o ways to phreak and make phree calls and
- you have all of this spare time on your hands and you can't think of anyone to
- call? In this file I'm including a majority of the strange and unusual phone
- numbers that I've collected over the years for you to call. Please keep in
- mind that this isn't a list of places to cactus (except maybe for some of the
- people in the Loser List), just a list of numbers for you to call when you're
- bored or have some time to blow. Harrassment is optional.
-
- Included are payphones, businesses, people who need to have the hell bugged
- out of them, weirdos, phreaks, dweebies, sluts, security personell, etc. If you
- have any other numbers to add to this list, please contact me and I MIGHT just
- add the number to the list. Have fun! This list will be updated frequently.
-
- Pay Phones:
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- Albany General Hospital, Albany, Oregon..<I>......................503-926-9072
- Amtrack Train Station - Los Angeles, California.213-972-9618, 9812, 9813, 9601
- Arco Gas, Castillo Street, Santa Barbara, CA......................805-965-9026
- Alpine Motel, Santa Barbara, CA...................................805-687-9226
- Antigue Botique (Next To Stop 'N Go), Santa Barbara, CA...........805-965-9274
- Andrea's Seafood Restaurant, Santa Barbara, CA..............805-965-9117, 9129
- Arlington Theater..(MEN'S ROOM), Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9185
- Arlington Theater..(LADIES' ROOM), Santa Barbara, CA..............805-965-9181
- Aloha Restaurant (Carillo Street), Santa Barbara, CA..............805-963-9911
- Blue Sands Motel (South Milpas), Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9088
- Beach Burger, Santa Barbara, CA.............................805-965-9151, 9143
- Bob's Big Boy, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9046
- Breakwater Restaurant (Santa Barbara Harbor), Santa Barbara, CA...805-965-9153
- Carrows Restuarant - Portland, Oregon..<I>.<H>..............503-256-9428, 9437
- City Hall Max Train Stop, Portland, Oregon..<O>.............503-666-9904, 9898
- Chuck's Steak House, Santa Barbara, CA............................805-687-9077
- City College Cafeteria (INSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA..........805-965-9258, 9206
- City College Cafeteria (OUTSIDE), Santa Barbara, CA...............805-965-9269
- Colonial Motel, 206 Castillo, Santa Barbara, CA...................805-965-9292
- Cory's Auto Parts, Carillo & San Andres, Santa Barbara, CA........805-965-9386
- College, Michigan..(Lower level, East hall)..<I>..................517-774-2934
- College, Michigan..(Lobby of Barnes Hall)....<I>..................517-774-2935
- Conoco Gas Station - Farmington, New Mexico..<O>.............505-327-7012,2910
- CottonWood Mall-Glen Carbon, Illinois...(By movie Theater)..<I>...618-656-9717
- Dean O's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA.................................805-965-9226
- Dance Across Texas Club - Austin, Texas....<O>...............512-416-9900,9901
- Eastgate Cinema - East Alton, Illinois...(In the lobby).<I>.......618-254-7178
- Employment Office, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9193
- Educated Car Wash, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9044
- Elephant Bar, Santa Barbara, CA.............................805-967-9026, 9182
- Fiesta 4 Theater <I>, Santa Barbara, CA.....................805-965-9983, 9904
- Fiesta 4 Theater <O>, Santa Barbara, CA...........................805-965-9287
- Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Front Entrance)..<I>.......503-774-9301, 9023
- Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon (Side Entrance)...<I>.......503-774-9413, 9402
- Golf And Fun, Santa Barbara, CA...................................805-687-9231
- Grandda Theater, Santa Barbara, CA................................805-965-9118
- Greyhound Bus Station <I>, Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9111, 9447
- Greyhound Bus Station <O>, Santa Barbara, CA................805-965-9180, 9172
- Gateway Transit Center, Portland, Oregon...<O>....................503-256-8041
- Harry's Plaza, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9032
- Holiday Motel, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9028
- Henry's Beach, Santa Barbara, CA............................805-687-9160, 9161
- Hollywood Transit Center - Portland, Oregon..<O>..................503-280-9346
- Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon...(By Binyon's).<I>....503-283-9326, 9153
- Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon...(By Ice Cream Store).503-283-9324, 9319
- Jatzen Beach Mall - Portland, Oregon...(By Radio Shack).<I>.503-283-9096, 9037
- Lafayette Square Cinema - Indianapolis, Indiana..(In Lobby)..<I>..317-297-0294
- Lafayette Square Mall - Indianapolis, Indiana (By Theater)..317-290-0229, 0231
- Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Meier & Frank)..<I>...503-249-9423, 9424
- Los Banos Del Mar Public Pool, Santa Barbara, CA............805-965-9325, 9427
- Lloyd Center Mall - Portland, Oregon (Nordstrom's)....503-249-9910, 9911, 9939
- Milpas Laundromat, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9168
- Moby Dick's Restaurant (Stearns Wharf), Santa Barbara, CA...805-965-9462, 9429
- Marina Beach Motel, Santa Barbara, CA.............................805-965-9243
- Max Mart Deli - Portland, Oregon.............<O>..................503-256-8025
- Nick's Bar (Cliff & Meigs), Santa Barbara, CA.....................805-965-9479
- Pine & Broadway - Highland, Illinois..(Near a couple of bars).<O>.618-654-9044
- PDX Portland International Airport - Portland, Oregon.503-249-9017, 9845, 9429
- PDX " " " - Portland, Oregon..(lots of people around)....<I>......503-249-9805
- Raddison Hotel - Austin, Texas.....<I>....512-477-0114, 0619, 0621, 0118, 0602
- Ramada Inn South - Austin, Texas..(Home of HoHoCon '94).<I>.512-445-9070, 9068
- Reynold's High School - Troutdale, Oregon.....<I>.................503-666-9806
- Rusty's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-687-9217
- Sheraton Hotel - Austin, Texas...(By pool area)..<I>........512-478-0113, 0126
- St. Francis Hospital, Santa Barbara, CA...........................805-965-9081
- Santa Barbara Raquetball Club, Santa Barbara, CA............805-965-9284, 9257
- Sonny's Pizza, Santa Barbara, CA..................................805-965-9057
- Sears, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-687-9040, 9031, 9019
- Tides Motel, Santa Barbara, CA....................................805-965-9056
- Transit Center, Santa Barbara, CA.................................805-965-9165
- Train Station, Santa Barbara, CA............................805-965-9122, 9123
- Texaco, Santa Barbara, CA.........................................805-965-9267
- Thrifty Gas, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-965-9375, 9365
- Skate Across Texas - Austin, Texas..(Call in evening)..<O>........512-447-5283
- Wedge Motomart - Highland, Illinois.(Indoor pay phone by counter).503-654-9075
- Winchell's Donuts, Santa Barbara, CA..............................805-687-9121
- West Beach, Santa Barbara, CA...............................805-965-9080, 9038
- Winchell's Donuts (Milpas & Yanonali), Santa Barbara, CA..........805-963-9904
- Wood River Donut Shop - Wood River, Illinois..(Talk to cops!).<I>.618-254-7214
- 7-Eleven (Castillo Street), Santa Barbara, CA...............805-965-9286, 9156
- 7-Eleven (Cliff Drive), Santa Barbara, CA.........................805-965-9042
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- Handy pay phone code list:
- <I>=Indoor phone <O>=Outdoor phone <H>=Lots of people usually around this fone.
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- The Loser List:
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- April The Slut - Portland, Oregon.503-657-7313 or 503-294-8720 or 503-635-8128
- Beth Pierce - Portland, Oregon..(My old apartment manager)........503-253-3855
- Keith & Trudy Brown..(An uptight, short-tempered couple)..........618-377-1319
- Rob Walker..(How's the 'ol phone bill doin', Rob?)................503-760-2699
- Siras Alwahya - Portland, Oregon..(aka The Italian Sausage).......503-650-6979
- Dick Ahlers..(Call and ask for his son, Todd aka Mr. Canoehead)...618-931-4402
- Chris Tomkinson..(Tell him his videos are overdue)................309-454-2725
- Chris Tomkinson's parents.....(Tell them Chris is in jail)........618-258-0357
- Red Lion Hotel - Austin, Texas...(These people CANCELED HoHoCon
- 1994 on us for no reason! So let 'em have it!)...512-323-5466
- Jason Phillips - Wood River, Illinois.............................618-254-3245
- Danny Colwell - Granite City, Illinois............................618-931-2414
- Clifton Peters - Portland, Oregon...(His VMB).....................503-306-9243
- Adam Knight.......(Listens to country... Call him "Poonix"........512-852-0389
- and stand back. Call him fat too!).............512-853-2168
- Alex Digerlando.(Thinks he is a werewolf & has FUNKY ans.machine).908-273-2168
- Mitch Blasi..(Italian guy...His father is REALLY in the Mafia, no.908-277-3799
- joke. Pretend you're from City of Summit PD & ask about drugs.)
- Albert Bachman..("I can see you through your window.")............908-273-2544
- Curt Zimmerman..(Tell him you "got the stuff")....................908-277-3589
- Antony Lickteig..(Talk to his family: Ask for Mark & Stephen.)....512-991-2837
- Kevin Christmas...(Totally fucked up BBS bitch.)................. 512-855-2043
- Some Woman...(Called RBCP at 3:00am. Ask for Jonnie.).............512-289-5981
- Lahr-Well Academy Private School....(Ask For Jason Crews).........618-288-8024
- Phillip Wool - Belleville, Illinois...(A wanna-be hacker).........618-397-7729
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- Some of the people listed here just deserve to have the shit bugged out of
- them and others are just so freakin' air-headed that you HAVE to mess with
- them. In your spare time you can annoy these people with collect calls or
- calling cards or whatever. I especially encourage the destruction of April, a
- prostitute with AIDS who has unprotected sex with a different guy nightly.
- A murderer, nothing less.
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- TDD (TTY) Phones:
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- Oregon Relay Service..............................................800-735-2900
- Texas Relay Service...............................................800-735-2989
- Illinois Relay Service............................................800-526-0844
- Ohio Relay Service................................................800-750-0750
- Missouri Relay Service............................................800-735-2966
- New Mexico Relay Service..........................................800-659-8331
- Arizona Relay Service.............................................800-842-4681
- Iowa Relay Service................................................800-735-2942
- Florida Relay Service.............................................800-955-8771
- California Relay Service..........................................800-735-2929
- AT&T Directory Asisstance..(Gives you any number in U.S.A. free!).800-855-1155
- 911 Emergency in Portland, Oregon.................................503-760-2212
- AIDS Hotline......................................................800-243-7889
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- These are a lot of fun to play with. For those who don't know, a TDD is a
- phone for the deaf. Some payphones are equipped with TDD terminals that pop
- out of the phone when you dial into a deaf phone. You can also set up your
- computer at a slow baud rate (300 or 1200) and use it as a deaf phone. Some
- things to type at them are "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO IS THIS? YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE
- MY VOICE??" and "DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR KEYS AT ME..." (Say that when they
- get mad.) Since some TDD phones are only able to type letters, certain codes
- are used by all TDD users. These include "GA" for "go ahead", "Q" instead of a
- question mark and "SKSK" means good-bye.
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- The above listed "relay services" you can call on your terminal and the person
- who answers will call any number you request and act as a translator between
- you and the other person. They will say ANYTHING you type to them. You can
- cuss, make terrorist bomb threats and tell them that your pussy is wet and hot.
- I've done all of this and they don't care. One even relayed a singing message
- for me.
-
- Another good deal with the relay services is that you can avoid toll charges
- when you dial through them. Occasionally you'll find an operator that can't
- tell where you're calling from so if you live in Illinois and want to leave a
- message at a number in Arizona, call Arizona Relay and they'll do it, usually
- free of charge!
-
- Interesting Answering Machines and VMBs:
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- Hey, Ho! Nobody's Home! - Celina, Ohio............................419-394-2407
- Steve Mitchell - New Lennox, Illinois..(Always a new message).....815-485-5584
- Mr. Hemmoroid Man.................................................503-256-8427
- Some weird-o lady who likes to sing...............................503-289-2439
- Some little kid - Indianapolis, Indiana...........................317-579-9222
- Harold............................................................618-259-8001
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- Phone Company Related Numbers:
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- Jim Bayless (Ameritech Corporate Security, Indianapolis, IN)......317-265-2539
- Kathy Mallon (GTE Northwest Security).............................317-896-8335
- AT&T Message Sender..(Send your own AT&T message to anyone!)......800-562-6275
- Ameritech Stocks & Newsline.......................312-917-9797 or 800-893-LINE
- Bell Atlantic Stocks & Newsline...................................800-647-NEWS
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- Businesses:
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- Beverly Hills Cinema.....(Beverly Center, Los Angeles, CA)........310-652-7767
- The Church Of Jesus Crust & Later Day Saintwads...................800-952-3131
- Circle K - Galveston, Texas.......................................409-744-5332
- Dairy Queen - Portland, Oregon..(Call in LARGE pick up orders)....503-661-5112
- Fred Meyer's - Portland, Oregon..(ask for extension 1800).........503-254-7905
- Greyhound Buslines..("How much for a bus to Hawaii?").............800-231-2222
- Houston Hobby Airport - Houston, Texas............................713-643-4597
- Los Angeles Police Department.....................................213-485-2121
- Meier & Frank - Portland, Oregon.(Call the customer credit fones).503-281-4797
- Credit Phone Extensions for M&F (above)...........2205, 3024, 2310, 2311, 2396
- Union Station Cinema - St. Louis, Missouri..(Do you deliver?).....314-231-1980
- Ursuline Convent - Alton, Illinois..(A NUN'S convent!)............618-463-0018
- Walker's Amoco - Indianapolis, Indiana..(Very gullible people)....317-353-9234
- Bombay House..(Hindu restaurant. Ask about Camels.)...............512-857-2184
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- Partylines/Chatlines:
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- The Awesome Live Partyline..(Actually, not that great)............809-474-2569
- Hotel California...(THE BEST PARTYLINE! Ask for Roy & his gerbil).801-234-SHIT
- Viper Room.(Hotel California's sister line).......................801-855-SHIT
- Motel "69"........................................................809-563-0069
- Underground Partyline..(No, not REALLY underground)...............515-945-6700
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- Most of the partylines that you find listed in the back of a Rolling Stone or
- Spin magazine is totally free of charge, you pay only the long distance
- charges. Don't let the 809 area codes fool ya, though. They're located in the
- Dominican Republic and cost quite a bit more than normal U.S. charges. Most of
- the people you meet on these lines are screwing the phone company in some way
- because they're all partyline addicts who HAVE to call every day so you can
- sometimes learn new tricks on these lines.
-
- Miscellaneous Weird Stuff:
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- Dick Clark's Trivia Line..(An interactive contest)................800-328-2120
- Elevator phones -...A college in Michigan.(When calling these,....517-774-4292
- Elevator phones -...you are on speaker phone in the elevator!)....517-774-2263
- The White House - Washington D.C...(Yeah, is Bill there?).........202-456-1414
- My voicemail.......(How about some more numbers, please?).........512-370-4680
- The Orgasmic Operator (Listen to the whole recording).............618-254-0000
- The HoHoCon Voice Mail - Houston, Texas...........................713-867-9544
- Girlscout Cookie Hotline...(Send them to your house!).............800-882-6468
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- A Few BBS Numbers:
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- Bogus Journey - Edwardsville, Illinois............................618-656-7266
- Roy's Place - Granite City, Illinois..(PLA WHQ)...................618-797-2339
- Sonic Youth Systems...............................................512-851-8317
- The Sprawl - Austin, Texas........................................512-458-3409
- Ripco - Chicago, Illinois....(Phreaking Since 1983)...............312-528-5020
- CAUG-PC BBS..(Catholic pay board; charges the hell out of people..512-993-8876
- for NOTHING; upload him an XXX .GIF or two!)
- CCAT.........(Another annoying pay board...(Wildcat!))............512-242-2206
- CDS....(Automated "sysops" break in for chat. Try talking.........512-887-0787
- nonsense to them as they quote Texas electronic privacy
- acts. Also, you can get files free that you shouldn't.)
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- Roy:
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- Village Clerk - Roy, New Mexico...................................505-485-2541
- Roy Taxi Service in Austin, Texas.................................512-482-0000
- Roy Colwell - Caseyville, Illinois.(His wife is praying for you)..618-345-4074
- Police Department - Roy, New Mexico...............................505-485-2204
- Roy Electric......................................................718-434-7002
- Roy Incorporated..................................................516-742-8831
- Roy's Sewer Service...............................................718-927-1456
- Roy Boy's.........................................................503-245-8289
- Roy & Roy Consulting..............................................503-282-7594
- Roy Wilson.........................................718-434-5540 & 718-859-8185
- Roy's Carpet Factory Outlet - Wayne, Oklahoma.....................800-468-3280
- Roy Perry - Jonesboro, Arkansas...................................501-xxx-xxxx
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