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- - P.I.S.S. Philez Number 22 =
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- - Free Money =
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- - by Defenestrator =
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- AT&T has never been known as a source of money. Well, it can be if you
- have half a brain. Let me explain.
-
- Sometimes when regular people use payphones, the connection gets stuck
- or they lose all their money somehow. There has to be a way to get this
- money back though. AT&T has set up a coin refund department so that
- they can give this money back. But what if you just want some money?
- You get to bullshit the op into giving it to you and pretending you
- actually did lose some money. Here goes.
-
- ME: Hello, I was making a call overseas and I put in my ten dollars and
- then I got cut off and the fone wouldn't give me my money back.
-
- Dumb Op: Okay, where can we send your check?
-
- Now don't be alarmed...give out your real address and name...because you
- need to cash the check right?
-
- Me: My name is Defenestrator, and I live at 41 (41's my basketball number
- ..and Glen Rice's too!) DumbOperator Lane.
-
- Op: How much did you lose again?
-
- Me: Ten dollars.
-
- Op: Okay thank you very much (hangup).
-
- Now you have ten dollars..enough to buy a CD if you don't lift
- (shoplift) one. Don't do this a whole lot or they'll send you notices
- that say "we have been notcing lots of refunds blah blah blah" and you
- might have to actually throw them out because they're cluttering your
- mailbox.
-
- l8r
- Defenestrator
-
- defenestrator@hotmail.com
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