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*************************************************** *** Pirate Magazine Issue III-3 / File 9 of 9 *** *** Gene and Roger at the BBS *** *************************************************** NOW REVIEWING -- DEAD ZONE (214-522-5321) We kept hearing about this Dallas board that's part camp, part lame, part punk, and mostly heavy metal, so we thought we'd check into it, 'cause it's been around for awhile and seems to have a loyal, if somewhat brain-dead claim to be heavy metal junkies, and a few log-ins and message readings convinced us that too much of this stuff can rot your brain, but maybe that's what comes from living in Dallas. We were on last year and found it all a bore, but lost our account and had to re-enter. The chat is mostly mindless, the sysop is into posturing a lot, and the whole thing is pretty pretentious. Great for kids through age 14. We didn't bother to re-apply for higher access. Here's what ya see when you log in, and here's a sample of the messages. If you're into mindless drivel, maybe this board's your thing, but the R&G rating for DEAD ZONE is <><>BOOOOOOORRRING!!<> ******** ! !!! !! ! !! ! !! !!! !! !! !! !! !! ! !! !! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!! !!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!!!!!! !! !! !! !! !!! !! !! !! !! !! !!! !!! !!!! !! !! ! !! !!! !!! !! !! !! !!!! !! !!! !!! !! !!!! !! ! !! !! !!! !!! !! !!! !! ! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!!!!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!!!!!! !!!! !!! !! ! !! ! !!! !! !! ! ! !! !! !! !! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ....... ! ......... .... NO! ... ... MNO! ... ..... MNO!! ...................... MNNOO! ... ..... MMNO! ......................... MNNOO!! . .... MNOONNOO! MMMMMMMMMMPPPOII! MNNO!!!! . ... !O! NNO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPOOOII!! NO! .... ...... ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPOOOOIII! ! ... ........ MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPOOOOOOII!! ..... ........ MMMMMOOOOOOPPPPPPPPOOOOMII! ... ....... MMMMM.. OPPMMP .,OMI! .... ...... MMMM:: o.,OPMP,.o ::I!! ... .... NNM:::.,,OOPM!P,.::::!! .... .. MMNNNNNOOOOPMO!!IIPPO!!O! ..... ... MMMMMNNNNOO:!!:!!IPPPPOO! .... .. MMMMMNNOOMMNNIIIPPPOO!! ...... ...... MMMONNMMNNNIIIOO!.......... ....... MN MOMMMNNNIIIIIO! OO .......... ......... MNO! IiiiiiiiiiiiI OOOO ........... ...... NNN.MNO! . O!!!!!!!!!O . OONO NO! ........ .... MNNNNNO! ...OOOOOOOOOOO . MMNNON!........ ...... MNNNNO! .. PPPPPPPPP .. MMNON!........ ...... OO! ................. ON! ....... ................................ -cDc- -cDc- -cDc- _ _ ((___)) [ x x ] f / (' ') (U) -cDc- -cDc- -cDc- A [-Cult of the Dead Cow-] System [New Corpses enter -KILL ME-] [Grave ID]: ][-KILLE ME Enter your alias [Upper+Lower Case] :Roger City of Residence [Upper+Lower Case] :San Francisco State [XX] :CA Phone number [xxx-xxx-xxxx] :414-555-1212 Roger San Francisco, CA 415-555-1212 Abs0lutely 0k ? Y [P]=Password [G]=Guest -]-[-P Preparing Entrance... Hey d0rk, over here...Read This: Well, if you have actually made it this far, I sure hope you typed your name in upper/lower case like this sentence is. If not, you're going to probably have your access denied cause you showed me you aren't even aware enough to read. I'd really prefer you give me your REAL phone number, or somewhere I can reach you. I don't voice validate that much, and I don't take your number and randomly call it to annoy the hell out of you. Now, all you have to do is answer the following questions pretty keenly, and I'll give you access. Don't put smart ass answers....you don't amuse me when you do that. If it asks you a simple [Yes/No] question, don't answer "N" or "Y". Sure what the fuck is that supposed to mean...it means you can't type Yes or No. The board is mainly for people who like Metal/Speed Metal/Punk/etc and intelligent/semi-intelligent users. In other words you should be able to carry on a conversation somewhat. If not, you are a waste of life roper and ought to go get drunk in some bar and die. Now I'm outta here....answer these questions: Leper Messiah [Ctr-S Pauses : Spacebar Quits] What is your real FIRST name ? --ROGER How old are you ? --22 What type of computer do you have, and what is the maximum baud rate of your modem ? --IBM/2400 Do you phreak, hack, both, or neither ? --BOTH Do you pirate software and/or collect textfiles ? --Yes Are you related to any law enforcement agency and/or do you plan on reporting any information from this board to --No Who is your favorite musical group and how long have they been your favorite ? --Banshee Heaven Are you a cDc Member? --No SPECIFICALLY, where did you get the number to this BBS ? [Tell the person's handle, the board, or wherever you --?? Want to send Leper Messiah a Message ? No Enter a password to use [4-8 Characters] :Demon Grave ID #99 Password :DEMON Knife [RETURN] to login to The Dead Zone [Ctr-S Pauses : Spacebar Quits] 12/24/89 N00wz that you better fucking read... Ok, I got pissed off at a certain leech, so I deleted 200+ users from the userlist. I did delete a couple I didn't mean to, so if you got deleted, and you don't think you deserved it, you're probably right and I fucked up. Next off, if you would like a different user number for some reason, [F]eedback me, and I might change it. If you would like AE access and you aren't going to leech, send me [F]eedback. If you have AE access and you leech, you are going to have a large problem. If you would like upgraded access, [F]eedback me, and if I merit that you do, you'll get it. Lastly....Happy Hannukkah, and Merry Christmas, Have a Good New Year, and don't drink and drive....(seriously). Thanks. |-- Graveyard Shift :: 01:19:04 12/28/89 |-- Corpse :: Roger |-- Last Corpse :: Phantom Of The Opera |-- Undertaker :: Leper Messiah |-- Executioners :: The Wanderer |-- :: The Interloper |--There are 17967 fresh graves... -/- Rue Morgue -f- :M Nice fucking accent...why cant you speak like me! -/- Rue Morgue -f- :? User Menu B- Bulletin Boards C- Scream at Sysop D- Display Parms F- Feedback to Sysop I- System Information N- Re-Read System News P- Get a Password [Guests ONLY] R- Read Mail T- Terminate Yourself Y- Your Body Status -/- Rue Morgue -f- :B [Central Graveyard 1-100] :R Sequential Retrieval - Reverse Start where [-#, L)ast, <CR>-]:L [Ctr-S Pauses : Spacebar Quits] [Knife ENL for next grave] ____/ 100. f____ ____ Re: . Demolition War . ____ ____ by Madmartigan (#188) ____ f 12/27/89 at 23:48:22 / Bush was right to go into Panama. Otherwise he looks like an idiot who can let some wimpy dictator ruin his foriegn policy and screw up our image in the world. He had to do it... As for the Dead ZOne going down next year,,... Thank God! [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 99. f____ ____ I love typos. ____ ____ by M&M (#7) ____ f 12/27/89 at 23:10:21 / "If I did, me would want more." That was great. Psyche is Fuck Me. Roper::::> Let me explain this AGAIN. The lyrics I typed WERE NOT Pink Floyd lyrics but ALTERED lyrics. READ THEM. <jeez> kicker up there reminds me of this asshole that came to our school... he was like... "What kind of music do you listen know all about him - but the question is, is he a good impression on you?" Fuckin' dick. I hate ignorant people. It's fine to be stupid but if you don't know what you're talking about DON 'T PRETEND! M&M [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 98. f____ ____ I did NOT............................................! ____ ____ by The Wanderer (#11) ____ f 12/27/89 at 22:56:04 / I did NOT rape SMI2le! There is an easy way to tell if I did it or not. If I did it, me would want more. Insane Fixx - Why would I want to trash my cowboy boots, and why would I want to dye my hair blond? A blond with freckles? I think not. Of course, I could bleech my skin too..... Rah! I got me a VCR for x-mas! Now I'm going to have to head down to the sordid side of town, say hi to sue as I pass the apropriate corner, and buy some trashy videos. The type that most of ya'll won't be able to buy for another 5 or 6 years. Hahahahahahaha! Tw /s /dammit! [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 97. f____ ____ pLaNeT cLaIrE ____ ____ by The Psychedelic Fur (#209) ____ f 12/27/89 at 21:42:50 / i DoN't WaNt YoUr LoVe...i WaNt yOuR sEx mOhEhAhO DuStBuStEr: YoU kNoW jUsT wHaT iT tAkEs AnD wHeRe To Go....WhAt MoRe CaN a PoOr BoY dO?...YoU'rE a HaRd AcT tO fOLLoW...i just looooove my pastel pink lace underwire push up bra and matching panties! But my crowning glory is the sexxxxxxxxxy pink silk nightie I bought...'TiS tOo MuCh FoR jUsT oNe GuY tO tAkE!! AcEybAbY: Sorry I missed ya...you didn't call me back...snif...methinks i am hurt...but i shall recover. I will call ya when i get back from the RaIdEr BoWL. ..i dOn'T wAnT tO sAy i LoVe YoU, ThAt WoULd GiVe AwAy ToO mUcH....i DoN't waNt To sAy I wAnT yOu, eVeN tHoUgH i wAnT yOu So MuCh....iT's No NeW YeAr'S rEsOLuTiOn, iT's MoRe ThAn ThAt... i just loooove SpLiT eNz! i think i will get on here early tomorrow morning before i leave, and say goodbye...i must pack now and i'm not in the mood to "bOn VoYaGe, bAbY!" tWo RoAdS dIvErGeD iN a WoOd aNd I - i ChOsE tHe OnE LeSs TrAvELeD bY AnD tHaT hAs MaDe aLL tHe DifFeReNcE... ShALL i CoMpArE tHeE tO a SuMmEr'S dAy ThOu ArT mOrE LoVeLy aNd MoRe TeMpErAtE... /| ShE wALkS iN bEaUtY LiKe ThE nIgHt oF cLoUdLeSs CLiMbS aNd StArRy SkIeS aNd aLL tHaT's BeSt Of DaRk AnD bRiGhT MeEt In ThE aSpEcT oF hEr EyEs... Name the movie, the authors, and who said them...and i'll do something eXXXtra special... oH cApTaIn, mY cApTaIn... [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 96. f____ ____ Death is near so come rape me! ____ ____ by Smi2le (#83) ____ f 12/27/89 at 18:01:59 / M&M: You're a sheepfucker, right? Some come on baby, I'm a sheep. Leper: While your at it, buy me a push up jockstrap. M&M just doesn't get the job done anymore. Have fun! Meat [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: Gee... I may have to remember this for later use.! (sarcasm) Hey babe, wanna Pistachio?? (wink, snort, phlegm-hack) [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 92. f____ ____ . Hootenanny . ____ ____ by Leper Messiah (#1) ____ f 12/27/89 at 11:13:46 / Oh swell, I'm going to Valley View today, I think I'll stop by Vic's Secret also and pick me up something interesting.... Then again, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll visit Hastings instead and get some k000000000l album. GO Away, I wanna burn in hell... -There's something I haven't sdaid in a long time. Or spelled correctly for that matter. Well, well, well... Right now I'll go... somewhere else. Me [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 91. f____ ____ tHe UnIvErSe Is ExPaNdInG ____ ____ by The Psychedelic Fur (#209) ____ f 12/27/89 at 10:42:35 / SmI2Le: Me??? LaRgEr tHaN LiFe? How so? I tell ya this much, if I was "larger than life" I wouldn't be able to shop at ViC's SeCrEt... And I now have a real bustline... the most orgasmic thins, besides Godiva chocolates, silk lingerie, and great sex, are pistachios... pHaLLi C SyMb OLs!!! Board rape. Sounds fun. Reminds me of the time on PiL when ol' Karl and myself came up with this guy, "Mr. Awesome", who was a homosexual and sent bulk mail to all the guys on the board encouraging them to have anal sex, etc. We had everybody fooled. DaVe: Methinks you want to do the nasty...:) munching on a healthful aphrodisiac...sex on the mind...and less than 24 hours till I'm off to the bowl... maybe I'll get some in Birmingham... [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 88. ____ Re: and that was a song called "Yeah" by... you guessed it The Garden Bugs ____ ____ by Roper (#308) f 12/27/89 at 01:10:20 M&M ---- > O.K. so yer a bigger fuck than I thought, Although I was quite impressed that YOU would know the lyrics to a country tune. And by the way,... I did listen to the Pink Floyd lyrics again,... still sounds suicidal to me. JUST TRYIN TO HELP WHERE I CAN,... GIMME A BREAK! Roper [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 83. f____ ____ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.... ____ ____ by Ace of Diamonds (#36) ____ f 12/26/89 at 11:45:57 / now i no my abc's wont you come and fuck with me..... suebeast: nononono...ya can beg...but lananananana...oh lana...has moi dik first....cuzzz she luvz to suck it so sweet.....and u 'hate doin that shit'....so, [strike three, yer out!] .....glad ya missed loozer car 54.... its black and white anyway...ack..... yawn....i got sex on the brane....... in multicolor3D vision............... ohyeah...today i'm sposed to kall ya. i think i'm gonna ferget.....duH..... sycho-correct:aka MaDDFiXX....<i'm soo intelictual>....rahrah....d00d...yer so vEry sTraNGe.......sEE mY SelF iN ThE miRRoR..... SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR!!!! need some new lyrix besides wiggin' dance tunez.....hmmmm.......... what's everyonez fav EmptyVee video... i must admit that my MeTalHeAd has turned soft cuz...i lUUUUUv paula halfbake abdul's The Way that U luv Me.... i lust everything in that video.... her bod, stereo equip, visagold (which i have already), mazerati 90'yackt, black limozine, pearl necklace ..(both kindz) etc.....but most of all ....iz her tItz.......yumyumyum gOts tO mAil Rezumayz, AoD [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: ____/ 77. f____ ____ ..lOOks like rED skies at niTe.... ____ ____ by The Madd Fixx (#142) ____ f 12/25/89 at 23:47:35 / buT of cOurse.... tiN-roOf.... ruSTed! duDes.. i haD a pretty rocKin' ChrisTmas.. goT me a cD player... aND daT suIts me fiNe.... i goT dis biTchin' Indiana joNes lookin' haT... it roCks.. aNYone ever seen cherrIes in liquoR?.... hO yAh... yuMyUm... piTS and all...sluRpsLUrp! maN..we're just frying this message base with wiErdo messages.. buT hEy.. doN't coomplain...we're posTing.... m&m... so quE pasa with aNGie, eH?... mY mountain hideaway...maybe next year.............. pSYchE..raH..everytime i listen to spLit enZ, the b's, or doOOrandOooran, it reminds me oF yOUze.... (awW. aIn't tat sweEt! HahA!).. shaKe a tail feaTher... you're about as eaSy as a nuClear waR.... ...(of course, i'm not saying that there's any similarity... <eviLish griN>...) oh...what'snext.... damn i'm boRed...goTTa sliP me in anudder cD.... yEee-haAAa! daMn i'm HiP!... <smiRk>... plEAse pleAse tell me noW.... cuZ i wanna RoAm in your buuUuusssshhhhh----fiiIiire!... aND i think it's about to bReak.... smiL3e...chiLL hoMie.. reLax..doN't do iT.. set your miNd righT to It. thERe's a chance you could be righT.... anOther glaMoRous peFeroRmaNce by mE...aNd i.. mR. bUStin' DuStiN!! [A]utoReply [N]ext [R]eread [Q]uit: Central Graveyard: [#]-Read Number [N]ew Graves [Q]uit [G]lobal Q-scan [J]ump [L]ist [F]rd. Read [R]vrs. Read [S]can [>]Next Bd. [<]Prev. Bd. [K]ill [P]ost [T]erminate Session Spread the Disease [-[-[-[-[-[-[- -]-]-]-]-]-]-] Spread the Disease [Central Graveyard 1-100] :> -/- Rue Morgue -f- :< Nice fucking accent...why cant you speak like me! User Menu B- Bulletin Boards C- Scream at Sysop D- Display Parms F- Feedback to Sysop I- System Information N- Re-Read System News P- Get a Password [Guests ONLY] R- Read Mail T- Terminate Yourself Y- Your Body Status -/- Rue Morgue -f- :T [] Violent Termination [] *************** That's it! So much for contemporary education through age 16! >--------=====END=====--------<