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- Damned Fucking Shit
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- Issue #35
- Title: A Chat With Myself
- Date: 6/27/94
- By: Dementia Praecox
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- *** A chat with myself ***
-
- Hi. I was bored the other night.. so I logged onto a one node board,
- went into the "Chat with other nodes" function, and had a chat with myself.
- I saved it in capture format for your enjoyment. Here..
-
- *--* 06-26-94 - 09:20:04pm *--*
-
- Enter a new `topic' for Channel 15? (s00p3r ch1ck3n g03z +0 h3ll )
-
- Press ESC to enter command mode.
-
- (1) 0t+0:
- Hi all.. How about some random quotes?..
-
- ALL: "YAY!"
-
- 1. "Each time he straightened his pudgy knees, it became evident that he was
- trembling."
-
- 2. "Whatever it was pressing against his anus, it wasn't flesh. It was cold
- steel".
-
- 3. "Did you bring your dog collar and your muzzle, Nadine?"
-
- 4. "If you had to listen to six hours of this guy's bullshit, you'd be pushing
- too."
-
- 5. "Suddenly, a stab of pain bore into the animal's skull, and the beast found
- balance and movement difficult."
-
- 6. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
-
- 7. "But something was wrong."
-
- 8. "Did I tell you that my pumpkins rotted out from all the rain? Had to buy
- a new one.
-
- 9. "Yes, I served honorably on active duty for more than 180 days,
- continuously, between August 5, 1964, and May 7, 1975."
-
- 10. "Please complete all questions on this application as thoroghly as
- possible."
-
- 11. "Thank you for abusing AT&T!"
-
- 12. "Per∙ver'si∙ty"
-
- 13. "Is it a video?!"
-
- 14. "But something was wrong."
-
- 15. "It's source, a human skeleton, strolls out from between the nearby trees
- and saunters past the people."
-
- 16. "He smells like barley rained down, and left to rot in the fields."
-
- 17. "He could certainly get out of here with a few strong, sensible does."
-
- 18. "The porters insisted that any men foolish enough to go furthur would have
- their bones broken, particularily their skulls."
-
- 19. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaarez Puppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
-
- 20. "He wanted a female without an infant. An infant would create
- difficulties."
-
- 21. "But something was wrong."
-
- 22. "Every day of my life, dog food!"
-
- 23. "Open it and find out, you lunatic!"
-
- 24. "AARRGGH! MFF! GNNK! I hate this game!"
-
- 25. "AHH!.. That's tighter! Pull the other way! The other way!"
-
- 26. "I've got yer inpho!"
-
- 27. "Jim, do you have any idea how much this call is costing?"
-
- 28. "But something was wrong."
-
- 29. "Air is good."
-
- 30. "The baby is coming, Sarah."
-
- 31. "All the better, now there's two of you."
-
- 32. "That's the last time I chase a bumper car."
-
- 33. "Yeah, I beat it, why?"
-
- 34. "A jagged splinter of plastic was lodged in one oozing eye."
-
- 35. "But something was wrong."
-
- 36. "This extraordinary fish will oftentimes seek shelter within the anus of a
- nearby sea cucumber."
-
- 37. "His performance has been a good one.. he will receive much money, as well
- as the bull's ears."
-
- 38. "Now call our new Psychic Master Line!"
-
- 39. "He did what to who?"
-
- 40. "What'choo talkin' bout, Willis?"
-
- 41. "But did you ever see a bell at a NIN concert?"
-
- 42. "But something was wrong."
-
- 43. "The doors opened partway, and a putrified corpse fell out of the elevator."
-
- 44. ">=>>((°<"
-
- 45. "These inflatable pigs came flying out of the doghouses."
-
- *--* 06-26-94 - 10:13:32pm *--*
-
- At this point, I got bored. I was going to go onto 101.. but decided
- to stop. Bye..
-
- *** This has been another worthless submission to DFS ***
-
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