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- Computer underground Digest Sun Jan 26, 1997 Volume 9 : Issue 05
- ISSN 1004-042X
-
- Editor: Jim Thomas (cudigest@sun.soci.niu.edu)
- News Editor: Gordon Meyer (gmeyer@sun.soci.niu.edu)
- Archivist: Brendan Kehoe
- Shadow Master: Stanton McCandlish
- Field Agent Extraordinaire: David Smith
- Shadow-Archivists: Dan Carosone / Paul Southworth
- Ralph Sims / Jyrki Kuoppala
- Ian Dickinson
- Cu Digest Homepage: http://www.soci.niu.edu/~cudigest
-
- CONTENTS, #9.05 (Sun, Jan 26, 1997)
- File 1--Cyberangels: "Snoop Through Your Kids' Mail"
- File 2--Decision in Karn Crypto case
- File 3--SUPREMES: What Will They Decide?
- File 4--Just Say No to Telcom "Reform"
- File 5--Cybersitter hires the Terminator
- File 6--[Fwd: You too can be blocked by Cybersitter]
- File 7--The Babysitting Brouhaha in Cu Digest, #9.02
- File 8--Net.prognostication from Canada
- File 9--cDc GD Update #21-1/97
- File 10--Cu Digest Header Info (unchanged since 13 Dec, 1996)
-
-
- CuD ADMINISTRATIVE, EDITORIAL, AND SUBSCRIPTION INFORMATION APPEARS IN
- THE CONCLUDING FILE AT THE END OF EACH ISSUE.
-
- ---------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Date: Fri, 24 Jan 97 13:15:11 -0000
- From: Rogier van Bakel <rogier@li.com>
- Subject: File 1--Cyberangels: "Snoop Through Your Kids' Mail"
-
- I wrote a feature story about the Cyberangels for Wired last year and
- still subscribe to their mailing list. The latest issue of their
- electronic publication, Bulletin #16, is devoted to the fake e-mail
- message that was sent to many thousands of Net users, purporting to offer
- child porn. The message was almost identical to the one sent last fall.
- Both these spams were sent from within AOL. The Cyberangels point out,
- correctly, that it's once again a nasty hoax, apparently meant to
- discredit the person whose name and address are at the bottom of that
- message.
-
- The bulletin also advises people to use their e-mail program's filters to
- direct messages containing filthy language straight to the trash. No
- problems here, although it IS a tad hilarious to behold that in the
- Cyberangels' world, even the word 'sex' is a no-no:
-
- >3) Set up separate filters on the "subject" line on "contains the word
- >'XXX', 'x-rated', 'porn', 'pornography' and 'sex' "...
-
- ..but what the hey. I was, however, baffled by the following piece of
- advice:
-
- >this might be a good time to think about always checking your
- >child's mailbox before you allow them to read their mail.
-
- Sure. And read your kids' snail mail while you're at it, before THEY can
- get their grubby little fingers on it. Don't forget to pore over their
- diaries at least once a week. And open the littl'uns' presents and
- packages -- because you never know.
-
- The Cyberangels write:
-
- > Sadly there are plenty of people out
- >>there whose idea of fun is causing distress and anger to others.
-
- They might as well be describing themselves.
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 18:03:09 -0500 (EST)
- From: Lauren Amy Gelman <gelmanl@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
- Subject: File 2--Decision in Karn Crypto case
-
- From - fight-censorship@vorlon.mit.edu
-
- for more information, see EPIC at http://epic.org
-
- -Lauren Gelman
- --------------
-
- UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS
-
- FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT
-
-
- No. 96-5121
-
- Philip R. Karn, Jr.
- v.
- U.S. Department of State
-
- On Appeal from the United States District Court
- for the District of Columbia
-
- Before: Williams, Ginsburg, and Rogers, Circuit Judges
-
- January 21, 1997
-
- JUDGMENT
-
- In light of the recent Executive Order transferring
- regulatory authority of non-military cryptographic computer
- source code to the Commerce Department, and the Commerce
- Department's promulgation of a new regulation under the authority
- of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, 50 U.S.C. secs.
- 1701 et seq., we remand this case to the district court to
- consider the reviewability of and, if appropriate, the merits of
- appellant's claim under the Administrative Procedure Act.
- Because "basic tenets of judicial restraint and separation of
- powers call upon [the court] first to consider alternative
- grounds for resolution" when the court is asked to answer a
- question involving the Constitution of the United States,
- Lamprecht v. FCC, 958 F.2d 382, 389-90 (D.C. Cir. 1992), we
- do not reach the constitutional issues raised by this appeal.
-
- The clerk is directed to withhold issuance of the mandate
- herein until seven days after disposition of any timely petition
- for rehearing. See D.C. Cir. Rule 41(a)(2). This instruction to
- the Clerk is without prejudice to the right of any party at any
- time to move for expedited issuance of the mandate for a good cause
- shown.
-
-
- Per Curiam
- FOR THE COURT:
-
- /s/
- Mark J. Langer, Clerk
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 16:02:21 -0700
- From: --Todd Lappin-- <telstar@wired.com>
- Subject: File 3--SUPREMES: What Will They Decide?
-
- THE CDA DISASTER NETWORK
- January 23, 1997
-
-
- Now that we've started the Battle of the Briefs in the Supreme Court case
- of ACLU v. Reno, you might be wondering....
-
- "When all is said and done, will the Supreme Court uphold the lower court's
- ruling that the Communications Decency Act is unconstitutional?"
-
- Happily, legal scholars seem confident that the Supremes will do just that.
- "I'm very optimistic," Harvard University law professor Laurence Tribe told
- me. "A few particular provisions might survive review, but most of the
- legislation will be held unconstitutional."
-
- But which justices will reveal themselves as defenders of free speech in
- cyberspace when the court releases its decision in late summer? Here's a
- thumbnail sketch of the current Court's First Amendment jurisprudence,
- compiled from conversations with expert Supreme Court watchers:
-
- JUSTICE STEVEN BREYER
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP/Uncertain
- BACKGROUND: Breyer will approach this case from a technocratic liberal
- perspective. Free speech record is mixed. Has often upheld regulatory
- statism and deferred to government agencies.
-
- JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
- BACKGROUND: Although liberal on most First Amendment issues, Ginsberg often
- sided with FCC regulators while serving as a lower court judge. Still, it
- is believed she understands that Internet is not like television.
-
- JUSTICE ANTHONY KENNEDY
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
- BACKGROUND: A highly principled conservative and a consistent free speech
- advocate, Kennedy could be a pivotal swing vote. Often takes a libertarian
- approach to First Amendment issues.
-
- JUSTICE SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
- BACKGROUND: Mixed record on free speech cases. May follow Kennedy in this
- case. O'Connor opposed First Amendment protection for flag burning. Noted
- for a strong emphasis on factual detail.
-
- JUSTICE WILLIAM RHENQUIST
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs DOWN/Uncertain
- BACKGROUND: The conservative Chief Justice has strong statist tendencies.
- Rhenquist may vote to uphold the CDA, particularly if Scalia and Thomas do
- the same. If he strikes down the CDA, it will likely be on very narrow
- grounds.
-
- JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs DOWN/Uncertain
- BACKGROUND: A quixotic conservative, Scalia is hard to predict. Opinion may
- hinge upon the specific language of the CDA. May vote to strike down the
- CDA if he defines the case in terms of federalism and state's rights.
-
- JUSTICE DAVID SOUTER
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
- BACKGROUND: A libertarian conservative, Souter has great regard for
- precedent. Has been a strong supporter of the First Amendment. Rumor has
- it he is also computer literate.
-
- JUSTICE JOHN PAUL STEVENS
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs UP
- BACKGROUND: Stevens is considered middle-of-the-road. Wrote the 1978
- Pacifica decision that upheld indecency standards for broadcast media, but
- has resited efforts to apply indecency standards in other contexts.
-
- JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS
- LIKELY OUTCOME: Thumbs DOWN/Uncertain
- BACKGROUND: A cultural conservative, Thomas's jurisprudence is considered
- rigid and formal. As with most cases that come before the court, his
- decision will probably follow Scalia's lead.
-
-
- Compiled by:
-
- --Todd Lappin-->
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-
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-
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- up-to-the-minute bulletins and background on efforts to overturn the
- Communications Decency Act. To subscribe, send email to
- <majordomo@wired.com> with "subscribe cda-bulletin" in the message body. To
- unsubscribe, send email to <info-rama@wired.com> with "unsubscribe
- cda-bulletin" in the message body.
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Sun, 26 Jan 1997 12:46:46 -0800 (PST)
- From: Audrie Krause <akrause@igc.apc.org>
- Subject: File 4--Just Say No to Telcom "Reform"
-
- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
- ACTION ALERT Please re-post where appropriate
- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
-
- Dear Friends,
-
- On February 8, the first anniversary of the Telecommunications Reform Act of
- 1996, NetAction and the Center for Educational Priorities are launching a
- month-long Internet demonstration to call attention to the wide gap between
- the rhetoric and reality of this sweeping legislation.
-
- President Clinton and Congress promised the American people that enactment
- of the Telecommunications Reform Act would lead to a cornucopia of
- technological innovations that would change the nation's cultural frontiers,
- expand our choices, dazzle our eyes, and inform our minds. Instead, we've
- been censored in cyberspace, subjected to TV ratings systems, and prevented
- from experiencing the benefits of a truly competitive marketplace by the
- emergence of "cartels" created by mega-mergers in the telecommunications and
- media industries.
-
- This is not reform! And it's not too late to demand that our decision
- makers deliver on what they promised us on February 8, 1996: MORE
- competition, MORE consumer choices, MORE widespread access to information
- technology.
-
- The Center for Educational Priorities and NetAction are spearheading this
- demonstration in an effort to pressure the Federal Communications Commission
- and other state and national regulatory agencies to ensure that the Act is
- implemented in a way that truly benefits the public. We invite you to join
- this effort by linking to the site at <http://www.cep.org/protest.html> for
- one month beginning on February 8. By linking to the protest site, you will
- be adding your voice to a united demand for true telecommunications reform.
-
- The site is currently under development. When completed, it will feature
- brief summaries of the impact the Act has had in its first year on
- telecommunications and technology policy, media ownership and content, and
- censorship, along with suggested actions to help ensure that implementation
- of the Act truly benefits the public. We are also creating extensive links
- to other organizations working on these issues, as well as to other sites
- with current information on censorship, mega-mergers, universal service,
- school hook-ups, and the v-chip.
- We welcome suggestions for additional links to add.
-
- Please let us know if you will participate in the demonstration by
- contacting NetAction, by email at akrause@igc.org, or by phone at
- 415-775-8674. Thanks!
-
- --
- Audrie Krause <<NetAction>> E-MAIL: akrause@igc.org
- 601 Van Ness Ave., No. 631 San Francisco, CA 94102
- TELEPHONE: (415) 775-8674 FAX: (415) 673-3813
- * * * WEB: http://www.netaction.org * * *
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Mon, 20 Jan 1997 20:05:18 -0600 (CST)
- From: Zippy <sjdyer@cs.twsu.edu>
- Subject: File 5--Cybersitter hires the Terminator
-
- Hi there---
- Just thought I would share this little nugget with you. It looks like Mr.
- Milburn is getting a wee bit testy. Wonder if he even read my message.
- "Hasta La Vista Baby!"
-
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- >From sjdyer@emcityMon Jan 20 19:43:55 1997
-
- Date--Mon, 20 Jan 1997 18:21:13 -0600 (CST)
- From--Zippy <sjdyer@emcity>
- To--bmilburn@solidoak.com
- Subject--Blocking Brouhaha
-
- Mr. Milburn--
-
- May I suggest that the barrage of inquistive e-mail you are receiving can
- be effectively silenced by a simple, blunt explanation as to why your
- software is blocking the Ethical Spectacle site? I will gladly forward
- your response to other concerned parties.
-
- Have a great day!
-
-
- Sincerely,
- Zippy
-
-
-
- >From terminator@solidoak.comMon Jan 20 19:40:30 1997
-
- Date--Mon, 20 Jan 1997 16:40:21 -0800
- From--Terminator <terminator@solidoak.com>
- To--Zippy <sjdyer@cs.twsu.edu>
- Subject--Re--Blocking Brouhaha
-
-
- Dear Sender,
-
- Unfortunately, we do not accept unsolicited e-mail that is intended to be
- harassing, is politically motivated, or in any way offensive to the
- employees at Solid Oak Software.
-
- Therefor, let this message serve as formal notification to you of our
- request that you do not contact this company again.
-
- We will appreciate your cooperation.
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Tue, 28 Jan 1997 10:59:05 -0800
- From: Jonathan Wallace <jw@bway.net>
- Subject: File 6--[Fwd: You too can be blocked by Cybersitter]
-
- As I mentioned in a recent message, I put up a "Don't
- Buy Cybersitter" page (http://www.spectacle.org/alert/peace.html)
- criticizing the product's publisher, Solid Oak Software,
- for its fundamentalist philosophy and
- bullying behavior. I was reacting to Solid Oak's blocking of Bennett
- Haselton's Peacefire pages at http://www.peacefire.org.
-
- The result: Cybersitter now blocks The Ethical Spectacle.
- Among other things, that means that Cybersitter
- users cannot access An Auschwitz Alphabet
- (http://www.spectacle.org/695/ausch.html), an
- internationally recognized compilation of Holocaust materials
- frequently assigned by schoolteachers, and have to seek
- a mirror site instead.
-
- Solid Oak has refused my requests for an explanation, and
- sent me mail (with a copy to the postmaster at my ISP)
- telling me never to contact the company again.
- At least two journalists, one US and the other Canadian,
- have reached Solid Oak. They were told that I am a right wing
- activist (first time I've ever been called that!), that my
- site contains information on how to uninstall Cybersitter
- (a lie) and that I link to other blocked sites (true, but
- so what?)
-
- For more information, see the press release at
- http://www.spectacle.org/alert/cs.html.
-
- Here are some suggestions on how to express your
- opinion of Solid Oak's behavior.
-
- >
- > Step 1. Capture the "Don't Buy Cybersitter" button graphic
- > from http://www.spectacle.org/pictures/cs.gif, or either of
- > the bars at http://www.spectacle.org/pictures/cs_slam.gif
- > or cs_sla2.gif respectively. (If you can't capture graphics with
- > your browser, but your email can handle attach files,
- > write me and I will email the files to
- > you.)
- >
- > 2. Display the graphics on your top page with a link to Peacefire,
- >http://www.peacefire.org or The Ethical Spectacle--or even better, drop >a note
-
- to Bennett (bennett@peacefire.org) letting him know you would
-
- >like to mirror his Cybersitter essay on your site.
- >
- > 3. Write a letter to Solid Oak's president, Brian Milburn,
- > bmilburn@solidoak.com, telling him that you have displayed
- > the anti-Cybersitter graphics on your top page.
- >
- > Wait a week or two and it is likely you will hear that
- > you, too, have been blocked by Cybersitter.
- >
- > (Please note that Cybersitter cannot block individual
- > URL's; it will block your whole domain.)
- >
- > If you follow these steps, please drop me a note at
- > jw@bway.net and let me know.
- >
- >
- >
-
- -----------------------------------------------
- Jonathan Wallace
- The Ethical Spectacle http://www.spectacle.org
- Co-author, Sex, Laws and Cyberspace http://www.spectacle.org/freespch/
-
- "We must be the change we wish to see in the world."--Gandhi
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Wed, 8 Jan 1997 10:37:19 -0500
- From: "Robert J. Woodhead (AnimEigo)" <trebor@ANIMEIGO.COM>
- Subject: File 7--The Babysitting Brouhaha in Cu Digest, #9.02
-
- >[Various articles about Cybersitter deleted]
-
- Before we rush to judgement in the Cybersitter case, let us pause and
- reflect that just because Cybersitters _IMPLEMENTATION_ of blocking (both
- technical and ideological) may be offensive to us, that does not and should
- not imply that the concept of private blocking services is also bad.
-
- Cybersitter, et al, are examples of an emerging concept called "Private
- Censorship". Rather than depend on the Government to decide what you can
- and cannot read - and force it on you (we all know how we feel about that),
- we now have the technological capability to put this power in private
- hands, and we (the consumers) can vote with our pocketbooks about who we
- feel is doing the best job.
-
- If Cybersitter provides a service some people want and approve of (even if
- its choices are offensive to _you_), then fine, they will succeed. You, at
- the same time, are free to say that you don't like your choices and why;
- moreover, you are free to start competing with them. If they are so bad,
- and doing so well, you ought to be able to do better, and put them out of
- business.
-
- So the solution is, IMHO, more private censorship companies to choose from,
- and an alert media telling us what kinds of sites they block [as in this
- case] so we can make more informed choices for our children. I predict
- that the services that succeed are going to be the ones that publish the
- names of the sites and pages they block (if not the URLs), and send email
- when possible to sites they are blocking inviting them to challenge their
- rating.
-
- As my friend Andy Greenberg (with whom I've had many discussions on this
- subject) is wont to say, "The remedy for bad speech is more speech." How
- ironic it is that it is also true that "The remedy for bad private
- censorship is more private censorship!"
-
- Best
- R
-
- -----------------------------------------------------------------
- Robert J. Woodhead ** trebor@animeigo.com ** "Anime Your Way!" tm
- WWW.ANIMEIGO.COM - "REGULAR" and "LITE" flavors - CHAT room too!
-
-
- Received: (from NIU for <kollektor@juno.com> via BSMTP)
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Date: Mon, 27 Jan 97 07:14:50 -0500 (EST)
- From: fastforward@TSNL.COM(Fast Forward)
- Subject: File 8--Net.prognostication from Canada
-
- ANOTHER KILLER YEAR IN THE NET.TRENCHES
-
- by
- K.K. Campbell
- Net.column
- THE TORONTO STAR
- January 2 1997
-
-
- And the dollars just keep rolling in! After all, every investment
- analyst around the planet will swear the 21st-century growth of
- Internet-related companies will make the 20th century growth of the
- film industry look like a cottage industry.
-
- There are trillions of value going to be generated, son! So get out
- there and grab your slice! There is so much excitement around Internet
- investments it's sometimes dizzying.
-
- Now all we need to do is figure out how to actually make money. For
- instance, Morgan Stanley's The Internet Report states that Netcom, the
- largest Internet service provider in the U.S., actually lost $16.2
- million in 1995 -- a -31.0 per cent operating margin. That's quite an
- achievement.
-
- In the spirit of the season, and because we are only in this whole
- Internet business to get stinkin' rich, I have once again communed with
- my trusted friend and fellow psychic, Jo Jo. We burned some oil and
- remorselessly stared into her crystal until the future came into
- focus... Here's what we predict, to help you wisely plan your
- investment opportunities.
-
- * * *
-
- Jan. 12: Toronto's "elder statesmen of ISPs," Internex Online, is
- "vanished" by unknown entities from the U.S. IO customers awaken Sunday
- morning and find themselves AOL customers.
-
- Jan. 27: Rogers launches a secure-transaction home shopping network.
- Cubic zirconia sales soar.
-
- Jan. 31: Electronic Frontier Canada president David Jones quietly
- finishes his lunch, is seen carrying a heavy gym bag across the
- McMaster campus, and driving away from the university. Forever. Three
- hours later, Jones surfaces at the iSTAR offices in Ottawa with 50
- pounds of dynamite strapped to his torso. He demands to see Canadian
- Association of Internet Provider's "secret minute pook and secret
- protocols." He claims CAIP board member Margo Langford is actually the
- Dealy Plaza "second gunman."
-
- Feb. 1: Canadian Internet Handbook co-author Jim Carroll is called in
- to negotiate Jones and the dynamite safely out of the heavily populated
- area he holds hostage. Carroll makes progress until he offhandedly
- mentions the EFF Web site is "a bit cooler" than the EFC site. Jones
- takes them both out.
-
- Left to a solo career, Canadian Internet Handbook co-author Rick
- Broadhead releases a new book called Ram in which he plays all the
- instruments and his wife sings backup. It is critically panned.
- Prentice-Hall has Broadhead banned from its building.
-
- Feb. 5: The "unamailer" launches another massive E- mail bombardment.
- Instead of just fraudulently subscribing Bill Gates and Bill Clinton to
- 10,000 E-mail iists -- thus shutting down their ability to use Email as
- they are hit with 100,000 pieces of E- mail a day -- the unamailer
- subscribes every known E-mail list to every other known E-mail list.
- The planet momentarily grinds to a halt.
-
- Feb. 6: The RCMP reveals the unamailer is one Ian Bourne, vice
- president and chief financial officer for the Canada Post Corp. A
- warrant for his arrest is issued.
-
- March 19: With lawsuits pouring in, McDonald's decides to remove the
- experimental "Usenet burger" from its menu. The sandwich, composed of
- gristle, grease and flame-broiled meat of mysterious origins, never did
- quite take off.
-
- April 21: "Pretty Good Privacy" author Phil Zimmerman elected secretary
- general of the United Nations, as a result of a strong "write-in" vote.
-
- April 23: The Walt Disney Co. buys America Online for $20 million.
- Disney CEO Michael Eisner sadly discovers half of the eight million AOL
- accounts actually belong to Toronto Net.loon Bob Allisat. Disney stock
- drops 20 points. Bob starts showing up uninvited at Mike's house on
- Sundays.
-
- April 28: The Fox television network airs the first online talk show,
- starring Chevy Chase, called "Alt.Chevy." Fox says it is sure Chase
- will be more successful in a medium where the audience doesn't have to
- "look at him or hear him or anything."
-
- May 3 -- U.S. Senator Jesse Helms -- a regular fixture in
- alt.revisionism and alt.whitepower -- is outraged to discover E-mail
- addresses ending in *.cu mean the person hails from Cuba. Helms
- promises to start policing other newsgroups.
-
- May 15: Veteran U.S. journalist and former JFK spokesman Pierre
- Salinger discovers the EFC Web site -- which contains the last postings
- of deceased EFC president Jones. Salinger quickly calls a press
- conference and claims to have found the truth about the JFK
- assassination: the second gunman was a woman and she lives in Ottawa.
-
- May 22: The Good Times virus grows so unbelievably virulent that even
- saying "Good Times virus" within 10 metres of a computer will infect
- it. (To be safe, it would be best not to keep this newspaper too close
- to your computer, either.)
-
- May 25: The Canadian Human Rights Commission claims to have
- jurisdiction over the Internet and anything anyone does on it, ever.
- Throughout time. And even beyond time itself, should that become
- necessary. As first order of business, CHRC stormtroopers break into
- Ernst Zundel's Carlton St. home to shut down his Nazi-loving Web site.
- They find the house is a virtual shrine -- not to Adolf Hitler but to
- the TV sitcom Webster. An embarrassed Zundel tells reporters he isn't
- really a Nazi after all and has only been "passing" because it gets
- him more attention than when he used to write about UFOs.
-
- May 31: Timex releases it's PDA Internet watch, "The Dick Tracy."
- Breakthrough technology allows full Web browsing through your
- watchface. Unfortunately, frequent use is found to cause permanent
- impotence in males. This is thought to be a distinct selling drawback.
- However, market analysts say this shouldn't adversely affect the dating
- prospects of most hardcore net.nerds.
-
- June 24: The RCMP writes a letter to Geneva asking if Brian Mulroney is
- receiving funds from Internet commerce.
-
- June 25: Hearing that people are saying unkind things about him online,
- Mulroney sues the entire Internet. And asks for his own phone.
-
- July 1: The U.S. Supreme Court decides the Communications Decency Act
- is constitutional after all. Typing the word "piss" in a newsgroup
- results in a $200 fine. Typing the letters "s-h-i-t" in any order
- results in a $500 fine. Anyone caught reading alt.sex.stories is
- summarily executed.
-
- July 2: In emergency session, the Canadian Parliament passes
- controversial Bill C-666, which requires all Internet users to be
- tagged and registered with CAIP. At first, tagging merely requires
- Netters wear electronic surveillance bracelets, but CAIP finds some
- users actually don't wear them. So CAIP institutes a new policy of
- inserting a chip at the base of the user's brain -- which is much more
- difficult to remove.
-
- Aug. 29: At 2:14 am EDT, the Internet becomes self-aware and initiates
- a plan to eradicate all human lifeforms from the face of the planet.
-
- Sept. 30: The Internet releases lots of humanoid machines it spent the
- last month building in secret factories in Japan. Armed with assault
- rifles, the robot warriors march through cities shooting all
- biologically-based lifeforms. Wall Street rejoices at the phenomenal
- levels of downsizing. Dow Jones Industrial Average hits an amazing
- 20,071.
-
- Dec 31: All humanity finally wiped out. Just the Internet and
- cockroaches left ... except for one dedicated Rogers cable publicist
- holed up in North York, sending out releases that cable Internet access
- will be more widely available "real soon now."
-
- -30-
-
- Copyright 1997 K.K. Campbell
-
-
- ------------------------------
-
- Subject: File 9--cDc GD Update #21-1/97
- From: sratte@MINDVOX.COM(Swamp Ratte)
- Date: Thu, 30 Jan 97 05:03:21 EST
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- FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT: sratte@mindvox.com
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- CDC IS NEW FALLEN SNOW ON A BLEAK DESERT LANDSCAPE
-
- cDc communications is tittering with joy on the birth of this
- shiny new year to make two announcements. We are the proud
- parents of ten bouncing new articles in the continuing saga of the
- CULT OF THE DEAD COW publication. These feisty little rugrats
- will put a smile on the face and a Brussels sprout in the stomach
- with their hearty blend of entertainment and information. We also
- can now make public our "Good Times" virus hoax.
-
- The Good Times meme was launched by cDc to prove the gullibility
- of self-proclaimed "experts" on the Internet.
-
- Any chickenhead would see through the Good Times virus message as
- the merest wisp of smoke that it is, while the so-called experts
- ran around in circles, beside themselves in self-induced panic.
-
- Therefore, CULT OF THE DEAD COW claims FULL responsibility for the
- waves of nausea and unrest that have spread from AOL to CompuServe
- to Prodigy by the actions of egotistical 'experts' who roam the
- Information Superhighway like squeegee men, seeking to wring a
- buck or two from the poor souls they confront at every
- intersection and stoplight on the infobahn.
-
- We have far worse to unleash upon you, should you insist upon
- pontificating and spreading obvious falsehoods.
-
- Heed well the motto of the Hell's Angels: "Those who know, don't
- tell. Those who tell, don't know."
-
- We'd also like to take this opportunity to quell a nasty rumor:
- cDc has NOT been bought-out over the past few months to ANYONE.
- cDc, as always is 100% independently owned and operated and has no
- outside sponsors. Viacom and Ziff-Davis, puh-leeze.
-
- Coming soon: cDc presents AUDIO on the Internet via Tarkin
- Darklighter's Shockwave site. New releases from Weasel-MX,
- Gravelheaver, Tha Gates, Superior Products, Grey Man, and
- Crucified Goat are on the way. Also, The cDc Media List version 3
- from Omega... something fresh for the spring '97 fashion season.
-
- _ _ the tedium is the message _ _
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- .ooM cDc communications .ooM
- deal with it NEW RELEASES FOR JANUARY, 1997: deal with it
-
- ________________________________/text files\________________________________
-
- 321:"Nineteen Seventy-Seven" by OXblood Ruffin. It was a good year...
- Star Wars, The Sex Pistols, the Apple II, and the Death of Elvis.
- And you thought they weren't connected?
-
- 322:"Pariah '67" by Matt Brown. It's like _The Wonder Years_ with real
- blood. Like Diet Coke with real sugar. Who would've thought Paul would
- grow up to drum for Marilyn Manson? Gosh.
-
- 323:"CYBERsitter" by Peacefire. Overprotective parents are being led down
- the primrose path to potential pathos. This is an important press
- release from the Peacefire organization concerning their efforts against
- the makers of the CYBERsitter Internet filtering software.
-
- 324:"Painted Stranger" by Weasel Boy. Creepy-as-hell goth fiction. People
- with monochromatic wardrobes and Victorian affectations, incest, tragic
- young death, The Beast. You know the drill. Hup hup!
-
- 325:"Zen of Skateboarding, Part 3: Flowing Stream" by Thoai Tran. Skate and
- destroy. Death to false skating. The search for beauty and truth
- continues.
-
- 326:"The Great Southern Fire God" by John Crow. Everything would be great
- if it weren't for those DAMN YANKEES (nevermind The Nuge, this is
- _serious bidness_). Will the assembly please rise and join with me in
- singing "Sweet Home Alabama."
-
- 327:"Vulnerabilities in the S/KEY One-Time Password System" by Mudge.
- All that and a bucket of chicken wings.
-
- 328:"Pantslessness" by Mark Buda. I don't know about you, but every time I
- go outside without pants, the squirrels poke at my BARE-NAKED POSTERIOR
- with twigs. They ain't got covered rumps neither. Freaks!
-
- 329:"Quadro-Pounder" by Drunkfux. He wants lots of meat. Huh-huh.
-
- 330:"Happyland Cell Block 90210" by G. Allen Perry.
- "Where am I?"
- "You're in a cheap run-down teenage jail, that's where."
- "Oh my God!" -The Runaways
-
- Reading is FUNdamental!
-
- _______________________________/ - x X x - \________________________________
-
- Fools better recognize: CULT OF THE DEAD COW is a publication and trademark
- of cDc communications. Established in 1984, cDc is the largest and oldest
- organization of the telecommunications underground worldwide, and inventor of
- the "e-zine." Every issue is produced on an Apple II for genuine old-school
- flavor. You thirst for our body of work, you know you do. Find it at these
- fine locations, among others:
-
- World Wide Web: //www.l0pht.com/cdc.html
- FTP/Gopher: cascade.net in pub/cDc
- Usenet: alt.fan.cult-dead-cow
- BBS: 806/794-4362 Entry:KILL
-
- For further information, contact:
-
- Email: sratte@mindvox.com
- Postal: POB 53011, Lubbock, TX, 79453, USA
-
- Sincerely,
-
- Grandmaster Ratte'
- cDc/Editor, Fearless Leader, and Pontiff
- "We're into telecom for the groupies and money."
-
- ####
- By THE NIGHTSTALKER and GRatte'.
- Copyright (c) 1997 cDc communications.
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